Warriors Trololol Puzzle thingiepoo

by SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE

I. AM. EVILLLL. You have to translate this midget sized story! The translation code is A-D. If you PM me the correct translation you get featured. If you post it in the comments...YOU WILL BURN! SQUID RANDOM END

Lw zdv Iluhvwdu'v e-ydb. Kh zdquhg vrphwklqj vsgflo: D FDUURW! Vr odwhu rq kh irufhg

Ohdisrro wr vhdufk iru rqh... Eoxhvwdu irxqg rqh ilvuw vr lw zas d erulqj edwwoh... Dfwxdoob,

lq wkh hqg Iluhvwdu jrw d srwdwr.

VTXLG

VDOGRP

HQG

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PM me the correct translation and you get FEATURED! Yay, so special.