"Dave Doesn't Know What He Did"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Total Drama, Family Guy or any of the characters. Total Drama and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a little randomous drabble featuring Dave, Sky and Ella.
Dave was at his local high-school putting some books in his lockers when Sky and Ella, two of his classmates, approached him. With a blush upon her cheeks, Ella decided to ask him something so dear to him.
"Hey Prince David, you up for seeing 'Cinderella' with me at the movies tonight?" Ella replied.
"Yeah, I'll see you there." Dave responded.
But then, Ella cried out of nowhere!
Like her heart was broken by him all over again! She was so heartbroken that her books fell to the floor and she started running for the window. With the speed like a bull, Ella rammed into the school window, breaking it in pieces while falling to her death.
Shocked by Ella's death, Sky angrily turned to Dave.
"YOU'RE A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT!?" Sky shouted at his face, right before she left.
This only left Dave to look at himself in disarray. Somewhere, an announcer's voice spoke out of nowhere, like something out of a commercial:
"The proceeding joke was brought to you by Dave!"
DAVE! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE DID!
Yeah, I did this because in real life, I can't stand Dave. I mean, he broke Ella's heart on Total Drama Pahkitew Island. I'm glad Sky got rid of him, and good riddance. I'm not much of a Dave/Sky fan anyway. Any couple is better than Skave anyday of the week. I'm just saying like it is, folks.
Anyway, feedbacks are welcome.
Until then...
Men!
We don't know what we did!