The Random Games Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own The Hunger Games


As I walk out the bakery, this is what I see...

Oh God! Katniss Everdeen is staring at me!

Katniss: Peeta Stop!

Peeta: I got a loaf in my hand and I'm not afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it...

Katniss: ...

Peeta: I'm Peeta and I know it!

Katniss: ...

Peeta starts dancing.

5 minutes later...

Katniss: Your stupid!

Peeta: I am stupid! Did I just call my self stupid? WHATEVER!

Katniss: I'm awesome! Your not! HA!

Peeta: No! I'M MORE AWESOMER THAN YOU!

Katniss: Oh no! Oh no you didn't!

Peeta:Oh! Yes I did!

Katniss: You wanna go?

Peeta nodded.

Katniss: Hit it Prim!

*Gattnam Style playes*

Katniss: Prim! You decide which one of us is an awesome dancer!

Prim nodded.

Peeta danced like Kim Crawford from Kickin'it and Katniss danced like Bella Thorne.

*Music stops*

Prim: Katniss is awesome!

Katniss: Yes!

Peeta: I'm gonna kill you! Kill you! Kill you!

Katniss: ...

Peeta: Let me kill you and see who is the most awesome person!

*Katniss kissed Peeta*

Peeta: You just...and...and you...oh...! *faints*

Katniss: Let's go home!

Prim: Okay! I hate him!

Katniss: Okay! Let's go and visit Gale!

Prim: I hate him too!

Katniss: Shut up!

Prim: *grabs a sheet* Oh sheet!

Katniss: Just shut the hell up!

Prim: Shit!

Katniss: Shit up!

Prim: It's *Shut up!

Katniss: I don't care you dingus!

Prim: What the Hell-o mom!

Momo: What the *BEEP* is going on?!

Prim: Mom! Prim is being a BITCH!

Katniss: No I'm not!

Mom: Katniss and Prim you two are grounded!

*Awkward silence*

Prim: SHIT!

Mom: 2 weeks!

Prim: SHIT!

Mom: 1 month!

Prim: Going to my room!

Mom: BETTER!