Professor Layton and the Malignant Growth part 8
Professor Layton woke up after passing out and throwing Luke out the window. He sat up slowly. "Ugh, what happened?", he asked Flora. Except Flora wasn't there, it was Luke with a broken arm in a sling. Professor Layton suddenly remembered what he did and his eye twitched as Luke yelled:
"GOOD MORNING PROFESSOR!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP LUKE I'M GOING TO THE DOCTORS!, He yelled, and stormed out of the house knocking a vase over as he left. He went into his car and drove off. As he was driving he couldn't help but feel someone was watching him. He looked behind in the back seat, no one was there. He looked back at the road, and suddenly he heard:
"Pudding Man!"
He looked back and was shocked to see Carl from the grocery store in his back seat!
"Why you eat grapes man? Huh? Why you eat grapes?", he asked.
"Yeah man, and why do you have so much pudding? It's like your addicted to crack or something. You need to go to rehab for your problems!", his doctor said rising out of the seats.
"Hey Professor, can I touch your lap?" My Wife said appearing on the roof of his car.
"OH! WHAT'S NEW PROFESSOR?", screamed Luke from the front seat.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING IN/ON MY CAR?", Layton shouted.
"I'm here to rape you, and kill you!", My Wife yelled on the hood of the car.
"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR REASON!", Layton yelled.
"PROFESSOR!", Luke screamed.
"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH LUKE OR I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE SO HARD YOUR BRAIN WILL FLY OUT!"
"I'm here to tell you that you're sick because YOU EAT SO MUCH PUDDING MAN!", the doctor said.
"PUDDING MAN!"
"DAMN YOU ALL!"
"Pudding Man we're going to crash!"
"I'm not falling for that bullshit!"
"PROFESSOR! BULLSHIT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER B!"
"I SEE AN ONCOMING CAR!"
"USE YOUR PUDDING POWERS MAN!"
"CAN I TOUCH YOU WITH YOU BEFORE WE DIE?"
"AAAAHHHH!", everyone screamed as the car hit them and they skidded off the road.
My Wife was flung off the hood of the car, and went head first into the other car's windshield. Professor Layton looked over at everyone, and saw that they were all knocked out and covered with blood. He sighed and put his head on the steering wheel. A few minutes later before the ambulance came, Layton passed out into a pit of black.
Disclaimer! I do not own Professor Layton. Skaijo owns Professor Layton and the Malignant Growth