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One day, Calne Ca was walking down the street with some bubble tea and cookies. Suddenly, she bumped into a girl with pink hair and a kitty helmet. She looked down and saw that she had impaled her in through the head. She figured it was because of her sharp metal left arm. Her bubble tea dropped to the ground and she screamed. She had to help this girl somehow. Calne Ca pulled out her phone and attempted to call 911, but her arms were too insanely huge to do anything with. She decided to fart. Suddenly, the girl was back up and standing with no evidence of her being impaled.
"How did you do that?!" Calne Ca asked in her robotic tone.
"I didn't, you did! By farting!" the teeny-tiny girl answered.
"Wait, what?! You know what, nevermind. What's your name?" Calne Ca asked.
The girl walked away and went to a near by ice cream shop and whispered before she left, "Nekomura Iroha."
Calne Ca then walked to the nearest cemetery.
AND THEN CALNE CA MURDERED THEM ALL! THE END!
-LILY AND GAB
