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A/N- I'm sorry. I just had to do it. XD

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, especially not of the copyrighted sort. These guys at the library are giving me and my nakedness some pretty odd looks...

Warnings for the story- Character death (well, duh), blood/gore, swearing, possible minor sexual situations, black humor, and idiots doing stupid stuff. Don't say that I didn't warn you. (I will give extra warnings as needed, though.)


Don't Drink the Bleach

-DEATHNOTE

(OP- 11/30/12)

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"Now," Juha Bach started, flexing his arm and glaring at his opponent malevolently. "You shall die by my hands, Ichigo Kuro-gack!"

Ichigo tilted his head curiously as the man across from him suddenly grabbed at his chest, gasping in pain. He frowned and stepped forward as he kneeled over and laid motionless on the ground.

The substitute shinigami poked at the older male with the tip of his sword before chuckling lightly.

"Well, that's what happens when you get older, I guess," he said, sheathing Zangetsu on his back and walking away from the man who had just been struck down by a heart attack.

Meanwhile...

Tokyo, Japan

The black notebook was closed as a smirk graced its brown-haired owner's features.

"Just as planned," Light Yagami declared, causing Ryuk to look up.

"You kill another anime character?"

"Yep."


A/N- Too perfect. XD

Wanna see more? I've got about five chapters on my computer now, with about, eh, five or six more betas lying around my room. I just have to type them.

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