Yue Ying: no! my dear zhuge liang!! i will tell lu bu about this (hope someone can be lu bu)
Jiang Wei: uses Jedi mind powers on Zhang He to make him kill Sima
Lu Bu: What do you want scum?
Cao Cao: hahaha
Zhuge Liang: oummmmm...
Zhang He: me wants kill Sima Yi...
Lu Bu: picks up Yue Ying What are you bothering me for?!
Sima Yi: looks around
Yue Ying: if you kill sima yi,i will give you million dollars.(act like mafia)
Zhuge Liang: why did I end up here anyways...shrugs and fans himself
Zhang Jiao: ill do it as fast as I can :O dances around with Jiang Wei
Lu Bu: I don't want to?
Jiang Wei: kicks Zhang He's thing, pushes him to the ground and walks away
Jiang Wei: kicks Zhang Jiao's thing also just incase that actually was supposed to be Zhang Jiao
Cao Cao: ipod is goo
Female Soldier: Lu Bu's mom) LU BU! GET BACK HERE!
Pang De: no Cao Cao, we are going to best buy to get a mp3 player
Lu Bu: o no tosses Yue Ying to her and walks away
Cao Cao: ipodddddddddd
Female Soldier: Lu Bu's mom) LU BU! I AM GETTING ANGRIER!
Yue Ying: i will gathered the three kingdom to destroy you.ok gotta go.i want to watch my fav movie with xing cai.i leave the rest to you.dont let me down.
Pang De: it's the same thing Cao Cao, you can listen to music on mp3 players
Lu Bu: throws a pumpkin at Yue's back and points at Lu Meng he did it...
Cao Cao: ipod
Pang De: MP3 :P
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) breaks Lu Bu's favourite plate and watches as the french fries roll in the mud o
Cao Cao: IPOD
Lu Bu: -- shoots hundreds of arrows at Nu Wa
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) pulls out the arrows and gets healed no matter what you do I cannot get killed :D
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) gives Red Hare food that contains laxative o
Lu Bu: oh well o gets more french fries
Male Soldier: Red Hare) sniffs it and stomps on it
Cao Cao: lara croft and ipod
Yue Ying: who threw that pumpkin??? warghhhh (making musou 10 second)
Lu Bu: points to Cao Cao o
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) bakes Lu Bu a cake and gives him 1 yuan
Male Soldier: Red Hare) licks Nu Wa's face
Yue Ying: who threw that pumpkin??? warghhhh (making musou 10 second)
Cao Cao: it was not me :(
Yue Ying: i will not stop until i know the truth!!!!!
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) gives red hare the cake good boy :O
Cao Cao: IT WAS LU BU!
Lu Bu: o it was Cao Cao points to the pumpkin on Cao Cao's shirt
Male Soldier: Red hare) neigh? looks at the cake and then looks at her
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) offers him a piece of cake come on :O you can do it :O
Cao Cao: LU BU!!!!!
Male Soldier: Red Hare) shakes his head and snorts
Yue Ying: using my brain,and a little help with my friend, einstein.i will use technology to destroy the world! (because of a little pumpkin)
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) tosses it into his face XD
Zhuge Liang: calls Yue Ying's cellphone
Lu Bu: gives Yue Ying a video tape showing that Cao Cao threw it at her o
Male Soldier: Red Hare) bit her butt, steals her money and runs off
Cao Cao: LU BU
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) OO?! IT BIT ME!!!! gets on black horse and chases after him
Cao Cao: it was lu bu
Zhuge Liang: come on yue...pick it up...
Lu Bu: Cao Cao did it, you have all the proof o
Male Soldier: Red Hare) runs much faster than the black horse and disappears o
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) sweatdrop then gets off
Yue Ying: (pick up the phone) where are you, do you know how worried i was????
Cao Cao: Lu Bu
Female Soldier: Yue Yang) looks around
Zhuge Liang: dont forget about me sweetie...i will be right there...o hang up...
Yue Ying: and cao cao,lu bu,because i dont know which one of you is guilty,then you have to fight.who lose,he is guilty
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) sneaks behind Lu Bu and gives him a wedgie X3
Female Soldier: Yue Yang) eats pasta
Lu Bu: throws Nu Wa into a lake :P
Zhuge Liang: pops behind Yue Ying o
Lu Bu: stabs Cao Cao through the neck with Maelstrom, chops his head off and beats his body with a rock ...
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) swims around then swims out very funny :P tosses a crab off of her
Cao Cao: hut
Female Soldier: Yue Yang) hugs Yue Ying hello sister :o
Cao Pi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DADDY ;;
Male Soldier: crab) o nice butt... crawls away
Lu Bu: knocks Cao Pi onto the ground and crushes his skull with the blunt end of maelstrom, cuts down Cao Pi's back and rips out his spine ...
Cao Cao: ...
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) O////o? tosses dries her hair
Female Soldier: Yue Yang) ...violence
Zhuge Liang: gently drags away Yue Ying ..
Sima Yi: haha lubus sucks
Lu Bu: tackles Sima Yi and stomps on his thing, roars loudly, punches him in the chest and rips his heart out
Cao Cao: u...chu..
Female Soldier: Yue Yang) I'm scared sister and brother-in-law :(
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) tries to rip off the star that go attached on her pants Xx
Yue Ying: i want to know who is the winner.till then, me, zhuge liang, and einstein will making a very powerful nuclear
Zhuge Liang: looks around
Female Soldier: Star) haha sucker...
Lu Xun: IM LIKE THE WIND!!!!!!! XD...cuz im teh strongest :O
Lu Bu: I obviously won scum o I killed Cao CAo, Cao Pi and Sima Yi.
Yue Ying: bye and peace! ( i hope)
Xing Cai: squeak?
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) rips part of her pants off where the star is and tosses it at Lu Bu's face :P
Lu Xun: u r hawt xing cai...
Lu Bu: grabs Lu Xun by the neck, spins around, rips out his throat which sends Lu Xun flying into a wall of spikes that impailed Xun's body
Female Soldier: Star) changes direction and flees before it gets killed
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) Yeah yeah she loves you too kicks him up on a tree and then climbs after him
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) What's this?! You killed him too?! Then Xing Cai you come!
Xing Cai: shakes head
Lu Bu: throws a spear through Xing Cai's face, through her head and out the back of it o
Sun Ce: surfs around in the water WAAAA HOOOO!!! XD crusin!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) stop it you jerk :P tosses an apple at him
Da Qiao: skinnidippin'! gets sunbath
Lu Bu: jumps on a shark's back, chops off Sun Ce's arms, pushes him into the water and watches as sharks tear apart Sun Ce's body violently
Xiao Qiao: plays with Zhou Yu .
Da Qiao: screams ITS LU BU! runs
Lu Bu: takes a beach umbrealla and shoves it through Da Qiao's back pinning her to the ground then cuts her throat and covers her with crabs that kill her
Zhou Yu: O.O;;;; tosses the ball into the face of Xiao Qiao hard and runs off
Xiao Qiao: falls over ouchie .
Lu Bu: grabs Xiao by the hair and spins her over her head, her hair rips off and she flyies off into space where she explodes
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) what the hell...
Lu Bu: laughs hard then gets in a truck and crashes Zhou Yu into a wall, he backs up and then drives over Zhou Yu's skull, crushing it
Cao Ren: makes a hello kitty sandcastle .
Xu Huang: good job Ren :O say cheese:O takes picture
Cao Ren: strikes poses :D
Xu Huang: nu huh thats the way:D takes pictures
Lu Bu: shoves Cao Ren's face into the castle and stomps on his spine crushing it, then he puts rabid dogs on him that maul him to death
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) dorks :P hey Fu Xi up for poker?!
Male Soldier: Fu Xi) sure thing :O plays poker with her
Lu Bu: grabs Annihilator from Xu Huang and spilts his body into two, drags his dead body ontop of Cao Ren and takes a picture with Xu's camera
Xu Huang: OO?!...hey wait wait a second :O let me get a shot of you :O say cheeeese!ű
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) I will win :P
Lu Bu: hits Fu Xi with the table and gives him cuts all over from the cards, then shoves the deck of cards down his throat and watches him choke to death
Pang Tong: dum de dum dum de dum...just taking my stroll on the bea...OO...dum de dum dum de dum...hgoing home...runs off
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) --
Male Soldier: Xu Shu) sleeps in a box o
Pang Tong: hey Shu...is still running
Lu Bu: sees Pang Tong running and jumps on a motorcycle, makes a lasso and catches Pang by the neck then drags around from the back of the motorcylce
Male Soldier: Xu Shu) raises hand then down o
Lu Bu: pours gas on Xu Shu's box and tosses a lit match on it causing Xu Shu to be burnt to death
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) how cute :O cute Xu Shu . come here :O
Diao Chan: runs down the beach in a David H. style oh yeah!
Dian Wei: you took my role slut -- beats her to death
Lu Bu: takes out arrows and shoots Diao Chan with 50 of them, them tosses her into the lake to be devoured by a giant squid
Diao Chan: slips on a rock and breaks her spine...Im dying here...Xo
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) crosses her arm and pouts --
Dian Wei: haha slut :D
Lu Bu: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING SCUM!?!? crushes Dian Wei's skull with his bare hands and beats him to death
Dian Wei: pulls his pants off and goes into the sea
Dong Zhuo: grabs SSX's butt ;)
Sun Shang Xiang: slaps him jerk --
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) good girl :O
Sun Shang Xiang: high 5 :O
Lu Bu: pulls out a chain gun and fills Dong Zhuo's chest and stomach full of bullets then lifts Dong up and crushes SSX's body
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) gives her high 5 .
Lu Bu: drinks some tea... o
Zuo Ci: shakes his head...this will not bode well...you are not only stupid, ugly but very violent...walks off
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) claps .
Lu Bu: throws two spears into the back of Zuo Ci's knees knocking him down, steps on his back and rips out his arms then beats him to death with his arms
Liu Bei: ...
Liu Bei: can I have those arms please:O
Liu Bei: bites off Liu Bei's head and tears apart his body ... spits out the head into a well
Zhang Jiao: RECIEEEEVVVE THE POWAAAAA:D
Zhao Yun: .. throws up
Lu Bu: RECIEVE DEATH! shoves Jiao's staff down his throat causing him to explode o
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) rubs Zhao's back...its ok sweetie...o...
Ma Chao: pats Zhao on the back :(
Lu Bu: jumps on Zhao Yun's back which causes him to fall onto a sharp rock, crushing his ribs and lungs, then snaps his neck
Lu Meng: Lu Xun... :(
Lu Bu: takes Zhao and Ma's spears and shoves them into Ma's eyes, rips them out and shoves them both through his spine
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) hugs Ma chao o
Zhang Liao: ;)
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) points at herself :O
Lu Meng: SHUT UP!!!! LU XUN :(
Lu Bu: slashes off Lu Men's legs, throws him into a ship, covers the ship with gun powder and blows it up
Zhang Liao: ... nods ;)
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) giggle giggle :OOO
Sun Quan: hey...I want women too :(
Zhou Tai: shut up I am your lover now get me some dog food --
Lu Bu: snaps Zhang Liao's neck, drags him to McDonalds, chops him into pices, fries the pieces and sells them to cannibals
Sun Quan: no :/
Lu Bu: grabs a boulder and crushes Sun Quan's face several times, then takes out 2 katanas and slices up Zhou Tai
Zhen Ji: beautiful and talented...not bad...
Zhang He: thats my line :(
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) plays ring around the roses with Ling Tong
Ling Tong:)
Lu Bu: rips off Zhen Ji's dress, shoves her flute into her stomach then throws her to the cannibals to rape and eat her
Lu Bu: lifts up Zhang He, takes his claws and shoves them into the side of his skull then throws him into a gay bar
Lu Bu: shoots Ling Cao in the head with a gun then beats Ling Tong to death with Ling Cao's dead body
Guan Ping: when I grow up i will be thee balletdancer :O
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) --
Guan Yu: good job son :)
Lu Bu: dresses Guan Ping as a ballet dancer then bends him in half snapping his spine and smashes him throw a window
Lu Bu: chops off Guan Yu's knee caps to make him shorter then chops him through his stomach with Guan Ping's sword
Gan Ning: he is myson --
Meng Huo: runs around
Zhu Rong: rides on Meng Huo weeee now turn left :O
Meng Huo: turns left :D
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) fun :O
Zhu Rong: juuuuuuuuuuump
Lu Bu: shoves a peg into Gan Ning's chest and throws him onto a ship of pissed pirates
Meng Huo: hops
Lu Bu: dives at Zhu Rong knocking her off Meng and causing Meng to fall on her head crushing it, then he makes the elephant sit on both of them
Sun Jian: gay --
Huang Gai: so you are :D
Sun Jian: im not!
Pang De: sure you are :P
Sun Jian: u r teh gayness --
Lu Bu: causes an earthquake which makes rocks fall on Sun Jian crushing him and sends him into the earth's core
Huang Gai: dont I get to say anything at thiat!?
Lu Bu: shoves a bomb down Huang Gai's throat and throws him down with Sun Jian blowing them both up
Pang De: gotta go OO; runs off
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) --;;;;;;
Wei Yan: sticks his leg out causing Pang De to fall ...jerk...ie...
Lu Bu: grabs Pang De's axes, cuts open his chest and slashes his internal organs, then lions come and eat him
Pang De: ...ow
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) kills Wei Yan --
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) walks over to Lu Bu and slaps him hard across the face calm down you monster :P
Lu Bu: rips off Wei Yan's mask, stabs his stomch with it, stomps on it so it goes inside him then crushes his skull
Lu Bu: throws Nu Wa into a bottomless pit :P
Huang Zhong: ... ...I am saved :D
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) climbs out after a day --;;;;;;;;;;;;
Lu Bu: grabs Huang's arrows and shoots him in the ears, then shoves them deep into his head stabbing his brain, Lu Bu then tosses him to be eaten by a bear
Jiang Wei: sniffles :(
Taishi Ci: licks his popsickles .
Xiahou Dun: makes eye dumplings for Yuan .
Xiahou Yuan: for me :O...:( im touched...
Lu Bu: lines up a few spears to stick up from the ground, grabs Jiang Wei by the face, tosses him in the air, kicks him and makes him land on the spears
Xiahou Dun: hugs him brother
Lu Bu: grabs the Xiahous by their heads and smashes their heads together, then beats them to death with Yuan's weapon
Xiahou Yuan: wub you :-
Taishi Ci: offers a popsiclke to loo poo :O
Lu Bu: takes Taishi Ci's weapons and smashes the sides of his head with them then cracks them over his head
Yuan Shao: I am the ruler of China now!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!
Female Soldier: Lady Liu) hits him on the head with a pan dork --
Yue Ying: snickers
Zhuge Liang: kisses Yue on the cheek gently .
Yue Ying:O...///
Yuan Shao: I am now thought
Lu Bu: takes Yuan's DW4 helmet and shoves it into his chest, cuts off his moustache then stabs him to death with his own sword
Female Soldier: Lady Liu) Im the real ruler :P
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) 1 down 6 to go :P
Lu Bu: beats Lady Liu to death with the pan throws Yue Ying and Zhuge Liang to Neptune
Zhuge Liang: reaches for her hand
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) looks around...
Female Soldier: Lu Bu's mom) smacks him on the head with her cane SHUT UP! stupid boy!
Lu Bu: grabs her by the hand and throws her into a pit of spikes o
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) smacks her hand on her forehead
Male Soldier: Gao Shun) ..?!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) --
Lu Bu: Gao Shun... is that you:o
Male Soldier: Gao Shun) :O nods
Lu Bu: come closer my friend... I can hardly see you... rubs his eyes :(
Male Soldier: Gao Shun) shakes his head :P
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) snickers XP
Lu Bu: hug:(
Male Soldier: Gao Shun) gives him a teddy bear and walks off o
Lu Bu: -- pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots Gao Shun in the back with it blowing him into tiny pieces
Male Soldier: Peasant) :(
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ..
Lu Bu: snaps the peasant like a twig
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) sighs :(
Male Soldier: Chen Gong) shakes head
Zhang Fei: drinks wha ahaha and then he said...WHOOOOYEAH
Xu Zhu: nods and eats baozi
Male Soldier:O my friend Chen Gong... please hug me...
Zhang Fei: make it a cake!!!!! YOOO
Male Soldier: Chen Gong) raises his eyebrows ?
Lu Bu: Chen... if you hug me the spell will be broken :O
Xu Zhu: mooooooooooo
Male Soldier: Chen Gong) pats him in the back ?
Lu Bu: throws all his weapons away and opens his arms to Chen Gong
Lu Bu: hug:(
Xu Zhu: mooo mooo?
Male Soldier: Chen Gong) sweatdrops 457829457429 times then hugs him then releases him ;
Zhang Fei: MWA HA HA HA THE GAYSSSSS LOLZ
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ewwwwww...
Lu Bu: pulls him back and hugs him... then squeezes him too hard and crushes his ribs, lungs and heart :
Xu Zhu: BOOOO
Lu Bu: smashes Zhang Fei in the head with a jar of wine then shove food down Xu Zhu's throat until he gets so full his stomach explodes and he dies
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ;;
Female Soldier: Empresss He) --
Male Soldier: Li Ru) choose .
Lu Bu: locks Empress He in a tower o
Female Soldier: Empress He) tosses the cup away and the sword too then yells at him --
Lu Bu: throws Li Ru in there too o
Lu Bu: puts cages over the windows
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) ducks I am all alone...sniffle...cries
Female Soldier: Empress He) WHATS THIS?! I DESERVE BETTER TREATMENT!!!!
Male Soldier: Li Ru) damn you Lu Bu ...
Female Soldier: (Nu Wa) ;; sobs
Lu Bu: drops poisonous spiders and snakes into the room
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) punches his back give me back Fu Xi you jerk! --
Male Soldier: Hou Cheng) ...hehehe...plots against Lu Bu :3
Male Soldier: Song Xian) nods :D
Male Soldier: Guo Si) joins in o
Lu Bu: jumps down on Hou Cheng and crushes him, then grabs Song Xian and smashes his face into a brick wall several times
Male Soldier: Li Jue) kicks Guo Si in the butt --
Male Soldier: Li Jue) :D runs off
Lu Bu: lifts up Guo Si over his head and throws him into a lake of piranhas
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) snuggles close to Fu Xi ,o
Lu Bu: pulls out a sniper rifle and shoots Li Jue in the head
Male Soldier: Fu Xi) wraps his arms around her o
Lu Bu: grabs Fu Xi's dead body and throws it into a meat grinder
Female Soldier: Sayo) ...
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) pulls his head out and snuggles close to it ;;
Male Soldier: kekeke...did you hear the rumor:O
Lu Bu: throws the head into the meat grinder and makes sure she can't take any of it, then lets cannibals eat it, then chops Sayo into tiny pieces
Male Soldier: what :O
Lu Bu: throws a bomb at Male Soldier and blows him up before he can say it
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) meanie kicks his kneecap
Lu Bu: throws Nu Wa into the bed and rapes her to death
Lu Bu: tosses Nu Wa out of the window, puts his pajamas on, goes under the covers and falls asleep
(Narrator): ...sadly it was never revealed that Nu Wa had the biggest melons of all of them...
(Narrator): ...and Lu Bu lived happily ever after...
Lu Bu: throws a nuclear bomb at narrator then falls back to sleep