My name is Jack.
Disclaimer: I don't own LOST.
A/N: this is sort of strange I know. It came to me late last night and I thought I would try it and see what would happen. So basically there are a lot of Jacks out there in tv shows/movies/ and other things. I thought I would sort of write about them being on LOST island. So if you know of a Jack you want me to write in, please tell me when you review.
One very random day, Kate was walking in the jungle, not doing anything but walking. You see, if she talked or thought while she walked, she would fall.
Suddenly, a huge monster came at her. She screamed. Then she realized it was a bee. A very big bee. She screamed louder.
"JACK!" Kate screamed. She couldn't move because she was screaming. She could only do one thing at a time.
Suddenly, a strange thing came to her. There was a person. Well a man's body in a suit and then his head was like this huge plastic thing with a cone on top.
"Who are you?" Kate asked.
"I am Jack in the box!' Jack in the Box said proudly. "Have you tried my new Chicken Ciabatta?"
What?" Kate asked, completely forgetting about the bee.
"If you can spell Ciabatta you can win the spelling bee!" Jack in the Box said.
"Bee!" Kate remembered.
"No," Jack in the Box corrected her. "Spelling Bee. Tell you what, spell Spelling Bee and we'll call it even." Even the overhappy Jack in the Box could tell that Kate had a short attention span.
"Bee!" Kate exclaimed again and she ran off.
"Wait!" Jack in the Box ran after her. " I want to tell you about high school where a popular girl picked me over a jock!"
Kate stopped when she heard jock.
"Yeah that's right, in high school, gals fell for me all the time." Jack in the Box said with a painted smile on his face.
"Who cares? And what does that have to do with your food?" Kate asked confused.
" Why does everyone ask me that?" Jack in the Box asked himself, and he walked away with a painted frown on his face.
"How does he do that?" Kate wondered, and then she fell for she had taken a step while thinking.
A/N: So there you go. Please review! This is sort of like an introduction thing and the next chapter will be more explanatory and longer.