Randomness
Disclaimer: Insane drivel. If you are metal retarded after this blathering it not my fault. Contain fun things such as homosexuality, prison sex, Ginuy/Vegeta babies, Pan, and other nasty yet amusing stuff.
The sayian duo were at the Godsmack and Andrew W.K concert at the command of their wives. Their fist priory was to watch Trunk and Goten, but they had been lost in the crowd. With nothing better to do, and money to blow (not like that you perverts!) Goku and Vegeta bought some angle dust, and drank some beer. Around 10 per half an hour and were now drunk and stoned. Then they (well Vegeta) started flirting with a bunch of collage preps, which were at the concert with their punk-rock boyfriends. Vegeta casually hooked his arms around two of the blonde preps waists and asked in a deep voice," hey baby, who you with?" As the girls giggled and laugh along with him they left the hall, joined by a very confused Goku. Vegeta was also confused at this time because he thought the women were men, cause Vegeta like that. A gender confused, alcoholic, genocidal persons. They made their way to the parking lot to hop in Vegeta's black Ferrari and zoom off to a night of clubbing. They didn't go very far when they were pulled over for an out light. Vegeta, think it was the angle dust floored it until they reached a spike strip. With the tires out, the slammed into the side of the road and were pulled out by the police, which was no other than the Ginuy force! Captain Ginuy, Grabbing Vegeta by the "pants" and hoisted him up and began to yell but succeed in spitting in Vegeta's face and giving him more of a wedge than he had from the tight leather painted–on pants. Which hurt Vegeta more than normal because he doesn't wear under garments. 9an this is were I took over after about of year of this on my computer. Can you not the messy continuation? It's glorious.) They then went to a church in Los Vegas and got married. Two years later they had a two lava lamp kids and lived happily ever after. But then Goku came back around, and they Vegeta ditched Ginuy for Kakarott. They got married, but Vegeta never devoiced Ginuy and Bulma, so he was arrested for have three husbands, and yes, Bulma is a dude. So now Vegeta is the prisons bitch and loves it.
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Goten and Trunks grew up in around 4 minutes from being exposed to chemical waste at the concert. They moved in together in a New York City loft with two hot Mexican lesbians. They sleep with each other and the chick sleep together. At this point they both get STD's from unprotected sex. They die two years later, from a tragic… fish.
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Chi Chi and Bulma move on and live normal lives.
Meanwhile… (I've been reading JtHM a little too much)
Gohan devoice Videl and becomes a striper. After have that job for a year, his daughter, Pan, goes into his strip joint and it scared for life. She goes insane and become and artist. She makes it to the top in a matter of months and is the break out success story of the year, and is invited on Opera. She professes ever dark secret she ever had, including her crush on Trunks. At this, both Goten and Trunks wake from the dead to beat the shit out of her on live T.V. Everyone rejoices.
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Tarquin is being metal evaluated again and this is her last time she gets to be online for about a month.
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