Andres is a douche-bag.
He's fat, lazy, and doesn't have a job. All he does every-day is go on pony videos and make annoying comments to make flame wars in the comments.
Yes, he is a pony-hater.
One day, he was writing the most hateful comment ever on a video:
U GUYZ SUXK DIKS BECUZ ALL UF U AR GAY AND U MAKE VIDS ABOUT GAY HORSES THAT ARE PORNSTARS U ATISTIC LOOKIMGN FUGGATS THAT ARE STUPID AND THAT Eat SHIT AnD U SUCMK DICKS BECUZ U AR GAY RAINBOW COLRED FUCKNUGGETS THAT AR GAY
And then he posted it.
Suddenly, a giant trampoline teleported into his room, crushing him to death.
MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS AWAY,
"I hope the human I sent this to enjoys his trampoline!" exclaims Lyra.
The End of Ends