Hey guys! Okay, here's what's going on. Zelda was checking the seal on Ganon, and he turned her into a little 3-year-old! (Don't ask, revenge I guess...) so, Link walks in (little link not adult link. Seeing adult Zelda turned 3 would be soooo messed up.) Let's make this interesting shall we?

"Link? It's me Zewda." Awww...I love it when little kids say words all messed up like "wed" and not "red"! "Zelda? What happened to you!" Link asked. "Ganondowf bwoke fwee and tuned me...this many!" Holds up 3 fingers. "Oh-no...Well, let's go then." Link's just too nice, you didn't think he'd just LEAVE poor zellie there did you? No! They went back to the treehouse. Where Link called the most responsible person he could think of who wouldn't try to get rid of Zelda so they wouldn't have her to steal link away, Saria! (Hey, it was that or a goron...and you know what I say, "Goron rhymes with moron and therefore they are not fit for taking care of a child 9 or under.")

"Saria, can you here me?" Link said. "Yes, what is it?" "Ummm...ZeldagotturnedthreebyganonandIneedyourhelp! (Translation:Zelda got turned three by ganon and I need your help!) "Oh...wha!" Saria was about as confused as you probably would have been If I didn't put a translation. "Just come over here quick!"

"Okay, Link, what is it?" Saria asked. "Well, see for yourself..." Link said leading her inside. Saria saw little zellie on the floor with a little stuffed fary doll that Link found lying around the castle and assumed that it was one of her old baby toys. "Awwwww!" Saria said picking up baby Zellie. "She's so cute! What's her name?"asked Saria, not even the least bit curious how Link wound up with a little three year old. "Saria, meet Princess Zelda." Link said, waiting for Saria to yell at him for being so irresponsible as to let this happen.

"You named her after Zelda, oh how cute! I always thought you liked her!" Saria said. "Okay, first of all, EWWW! OH GODESSES NO!" Little Zellie saw Link's face turn red and scowl and she laughed. "And seccondly, that is Zelda." Saria looked back and forth from Zelda to Link. She didn't know what to think! "LINK! HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN SO IRRESPONSIBLE!" "There it is..." Link said. "So, can you help me?" Asked Link. "Why should I?" asked Saria. "Duh! I'm a (I don't know if he's ten or eleven but in the wind waker Link truned eleven and they said that he was the age of the hero of time and plus...he just looks eleven to me...so there.) eleven-year old boy! what do I know about taking care of babies! I can't even think back to what my parents did because I was raised by a TREE!"Link said...erm, shouted. "I think someone's cwanky!" said Zelda. "Nuh-uh." said Link.

"Look, I will help you, but you have to keep mido away from me and Zelda. His face is enough to make me want to cry, never mind poor little Zellie." "Okay." Link agreed.

So, do you want me to continue? Let me know. Later, Kt