I yet again must give thanks to the other parodies of this song for inspiring me...especially a certain one written about two geniuses and a peculiar notebook... ;)
Aoba's other half is singing the song primarily to Aoba but when I speak of "Reasoning", that's referring to Ren as "Reason". It's always fun to write these and this one in particular I enjoyed because it gets rather...dark. Best way to read this, as with all my parodies, is to listen to the real song quietly in the background. Do enjoy!
Hey Aoba, name is Sly!
Don't think you and I have ever met
Other half of me's inside
Your little Allmate pet—
~.~.~
Sure he remembers me
As I'm the one that made him flee
And now he's trapped in that body, yeah!
~.~.~
Got a secret I'd like to share;
You and I were meant to rule the world
Destroy all without a care
Weaklings bow to the powerful—
~.~.~
But, hey wait, what is this?
I don't see how you could resist
Created just for this purpose
~.~.~
I can break 'em all
Cause I know my Scrap won't miss
~.~.~
So we're in this together?
Or are you denouncing me?
Doesn't really matter
The outcome's the same, you'll see
~.~.~
Got a long list of some people
And I'd like to pick their brains
Toy with their fragile emotions
Till they go insane!
~.~.~
Cause you gotta be ruthless
If you wanna get ahead
Crush their minds with my Scrap
Leaving them worse off than dead
~.~.~
Got a long list of some people
That I'd like to see in pain
I'll create a blank space for ya
When I Scrap your brain!
~.~.~
Biting lips, not convinced
I can see you still stand in doubt
Pulling, fighting, resistance
Screaming that I should get out—
~.~.~
But you're me, as I am you
So where you go, I'll shadow too
And there's nothing that you can do, oh no
~.~.~
Arguing Reasoning
I don't care what anyone else thinks
Says he's going to stop me
Break him like I did Mizuki—
~.~.~
Claims I'm misunderstood
And that in heart I'm really good
I say "I'd stop if I could"—
But that's a damn lie, yeah, as if I ever would!
~.~.~
So we're in this together?
Or are you denouncing me?
Doesn't really matter
The outcome's the same, you'll see
~.~.~
Got a long list of some people
And I'd like to pick their brains
Toy with their fragile emotions
Till they go insane!
~.~.~
Cause you gotta be ruthless
If you wanna get ahead
Crush their minds with my Scrap
Leaving them worse off than dead
~.~.~
Got a long list of some people
That I'd like to see in pain
I'll create a blank space for ya
When I Scrap your brain!
~.~.~
They only want us for our power
Watch them all as they run, hide and cower
They only want us for our power
Watch us as we rise and devour!
~.~.~
So we're in this together?
Or are you denouncing me?
Doesn't really matter
The outcome's the same, you'll see
~.~.~
Got a long list of some people
And I'd like to pick their brains
Toy with their fragile emotions
Till they go insane!
~.~.~
Cause you gotta be ruthless
If you wanna get ahead
Crush their minds with my Scrap
Leaving them worse off than dead
~.~.~
Got a long list of some people
That I'd like to see in pain
I'll create a blank space for ya
When I Scrap your brain!
Thanks for reading!