Cupcakes: Insane Keronian version
Original by Sargent Sprinkles
Keronifyed by DororoVampony1337
"Where's Natsumi?"
That was the first question Giroro asked today. He asked everyone, even…*sigh* … Kululu. They said no, but he also couldn't find Tamama! Where have they gone?
At breakfast, Fuyuki was talking about ghosts when they heard a knock on the door. It was Momoka. "Where's Tamama? He said something about attending to business last night then took off!"
Suddenly, footsteps were heard from the basement. The door swung open and out comes Tamama. "HI!", he said with a gleefull cheer.
"Please don't scare us like that!"
"Sorry. I got so caught up in the thing I was doing that I completely lost track of the time!"
It seemed that Tamama passed a smug look on his face that only Giroro saw.
"Giroro, could we talk in private, PLEASE?!"
Giroro had no choice but to follow Tamama to the base's storage room.
"Why are we in the storage room? Is this some kind of a joke?"
"NOPE."
In the room, Giroro didn't see the cute and loveable yes-man, but in it's place, a bloodshot eyed, sharp toothed keronian holding a bloody knife appeard.
"Giroro, I've had enough of your complaining about Sarge's stupidity. In return, your being baked … IN CUPCAKES!"
"Seriously?", Giroro scoffed, "Is that the best you can-"
"SILENCE!"
With one slash, Tamama made a big gash on Giroro's arm.
"I'm telling you… I KILLED NATSUMI!"
Tamama rushed over to a closet door and pulled out Natsumi's bloody body. "SEE?!"
Giroro gazed in horror at Natsumi's bleeding body. "Basterd…"
Giroro quickly pulled out his pistol and aimed at insane Tamama.
"You are going down with me, if you're ready for your death!"
Tamama grins. "Heh, heh… you're quick…", he says before suddenly disappearing into thin air.
Then, Tamama appears behind Giroro's back. "BUT NOT QUICK ENOUGH!", he shouts as he stabs Giroro three times in the back.
As he drags Giroro's lifeless body into the closet, he thinks, 'That woman's next…'
"Tama tama tama…"