Hey, all of you who have read this story so far, please forgive me! I didn't realize that the first chapter uploaded funny, so I'm just now getting around to fix it.
Soleara
Yusuke was walking down the street. He saw Hiei running toward him. He was more like a blur than a person, but you know what I mean. Kurama was running after him waving an owl and a letter. Kurama was dressed in his white uniform, the one that is trimmed in purple. Hiei was in his normal all black. Yusuke was doing a sweatdrop. Then Hiei stopped, and made a statement, "Detective, have you got your letter yet?" Then Yusuke, of course, yelled, "No, what the hell are you talking about!" Hiei just said his customary "Hn." Then Kurama pointed at something in the sky. Yusuke saw a bird flying toward him. It dropped something on his head. Yusuke looked up and yelled, "Oh my god, what the hell just hit me! If that bird crapped on me I'm gonna be pissed!" Kurama and Hiei sweatdropped at Yusuke's outburst, and Yusuke picked the letter up off of his head and opened it. He started reading it aloud. This is what it said:
Yusuke Urameshi
On the Street,
Tokyo, Japan
Dear Mr. Urameshi,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Pick up date is September 1 at King's Cross Station in London at Platform 9 ¾. Your ticket, schedule, and supply list are enclosed. Please read them.
Sincerely Yours,
Deputy Headmistress
Minerva McGonagall
P.S. Koenma needs to talk to you.
Yusuke looks up and says, "What the hell is all this they're talkin' about, huh?" "Well if you knew anything you would know," Hiei retorted. Kurama turned to him and admonished him, "That's not very nice Hiei," then turned to Yusuke and said, "Koenma wants to see us. We're supposed to go to the front of your school and Botan will meet us there. She is going to take us to Koenma." So as they were walking to the school, Yusuke was still grumbling about how bad his head hurt from the knock of the letter. Hiei said, "Suck it up, Detective, you've been hurt worse," 'cause he's so unsympathetic, like the fire demon we all know and love. Kurama was just walking silently, thinking and conversing with his Yoko half about the suspiciousness of the situation. (Well, actually Yoko was the one saying that it was all suspicious, but then he's the master thief, so it makes a little sense.) They got to the school and Botan was standing there in her pants and pink and blue striped shirt. She pulled out her oar and stated, "Alright, everyone on the oar!" Yusuke sat behind her and then was Kurama. Hiei was just sitting on the back of it, his entire stance screaming "Why am I doing this, I don't want to be doing this, stupid baby Koenma." They were enclosed in this bluish bubble and then, the next thing they knew, Botan yelled out, "Everybody off, we're here!"
They got off the oar and walked up to the door. Botan pressed the button and yelled, "Koenma sir, it's Botan, I'm back and I've brought the three of them!" "Bring 'em in!" Koenma yelled back on the intercom. Botan replied, "Yes sir!" She opened the door and they all walked in; they saw Koenma in his teenage form standing there. They were all really shocked, 'cause he doesn't normally walk around in his teenage form at the office. He said, "I needed to be in this form, because this is a matter of utmost importance, and I need to look impressive." They were ushered into the room where Koenma did all of his paperwork. Koenma pulled one file out, and looks down at it. He stated, "This is a matter of grave importance. It is really, really bad." Hiei said, "Just get on with it, who is it we have to kill?" Kurama agreed, "Yes, I was wondering what this was about as well." Yusuke was just sitting there still, complaining to all who could hear about how bad his head hurt from the letter. Koenma finally said, "Fine, I'll tell you, but you must promise to be quiet until I'm finished." Hiei didn't say anything, because he didn't think that it merited an answer. Kurama nodded and replied, "Yes, of course." Yusuke, obviously, was still muttering to himself. Kurama elbowed him, and Yusuke started and said, "Yeah, whatever, I agree with Kurama." Then Koenma began, "The headmaster of the school that you three have been invited to has been kidnapped by Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort happens to be this evil human, who escaped the ferry girls 15 years ago. He is gathering followers, and somehow met up with Karasu's spirit on its way to limbo. After the Dark Tournament, they managed to get Karasu's body back, so he is back among the living." At this point, Kurama turned pale, and started to look a little sick. Hiei started growling slightly. Koenma looked up, then looked back down and continued, "Not only that, but they seem to have found this other demon, whose name is Naraku. He is extremely evil. He is actually a half demon, and he is collecting the shards of the Shikon Jewel to become more powerful—" At this point, Yusuke jumped up and yelled, "What the hell is a Shikon Jewel, and why are we still talking? Why can't we go kick ass right now!" Koenma looked at Yusuke and snapped, "I'm getting to that Yusuke, so would you please be quiet?" Koenma continued, "The Shikon Jewel is a jewel that the priestesses protected, hundreds of years ago. It was made from the souls of a demon and a priestess named Midoriko. If a demon gets a hold of it, they are made exponentially stronger." After Koenma said this, Hiei's eyes started to gleam. Koenma looked at him and stated flatly, "If you even so much as think about going after the jewel, I will have you taken off of probation, put in irons and have you thrown immediately into Reikai jail. Hiei lost the gleam in his eye, and instead started glaring at Koenma like he wanted to kill him. (Like we didn't know that already!) Koenma said, "If there are no more interruptions, I will continue. Naraku, Karasu, and Voldemort kidnapped Dumbledore, like I said. Dumbledore was the one person that Voldemort was afraid of. However, now that Dumbledore is in their care, Voldemort has nothing to fear, so he will start moving as soon as possible. He has already placed Karasu as the headmaster of the school that you three will be attending." When he said that, Kurama fainted.
"I have invited some allies, who may be of some service to you, I'm not sure. Okay, Botan, Ayame, show them in." Five people walk in, two of which were familiar to the Spirit Detectives; the rest were not. One was a girl, about 5'7" tall with long black hair, dressed in a Japanese school outfit, with a bow and arrows strapped to her back. "This is Kagome Higurashi. She is the reincarnation of a powerful priestess named Kikyo. She will be undercover as a student and rendering assistance as needed." Next to her was a boy, about the same height. He looked about 18 years old. He was wearing a red kimono. He had extremely white hair and doggy ears. Koenma introduced him, saying, "This is InuYasha. He is a half-demon and will also be undercover as a student, helping Kagome." The third figure was in the shadow, but stepped out at the end of that speech. He was taller than the boy by about 2 ½ inches. He looked like everything going on in the room was boring him half to death. He didn't have doggy ears, but his ears were really pointed. He had four marks on his pale cheeks, as well as a crescent moon mark on his forehead. When he opened his mouth to introduce himself, you could see fangs. "I am Lord Sesshoumaru." (Known to all of us fangirls as LORD FLUFFY!) Everybody around just scooted away from him. He had a slightly homicidal look in his eyes. Hiei, 'cause he was bored, decided to use his Jagan to read Sesshoumaru's mind. He opened Sesshoumaru's mind to himself, and started looking around for something interesting. When he found something amusing, he started smirking outwardly and laughing inwardly. Kurama was starting to wake up, and he could hear Hiei's inner laughter, able to hear it because Kurama had somebody else in his head, so he knew how to get into other people's heads. He wanted to know what Hiei was laughing about. Hiei relayed it telepathically. It was Lord Sesshoumaru's thoughts: Stupid InuYasha, I should have killed him when he was a child. Why did Koenma have to send for me? I don't want to work with any of these people. I am Lord Sesshoumaru, I work alone. When Hiei finished, Kurama had to turn around to keep from laughing himself. Then Koenma said, "Sesshoumaru will be the school's Potions teacher while you are there. He is in that post because we needed a person in an administrative position to both listen in the teachers meetings and to keep an eye on Karasu." Kurama fainted again. Sesshoumaru said, "You need to address me as Lord, instead of Professor. I deserve the proper respect." The general response was a collective "Whatever," because they were concentrating on moving unobtrusively away from him. Yusuke jumped out of his seat and started yelling his head off, "Why do you get to be called Lord, I mean-," Koenma interrupted him and said, "Shut up Yusuke, we don't need to hear you." Then he continued the briefing. "InuYasha and Sesshoumaru are half-brothers, but they hate each other, so you must never refer to them as brothers." This statement was said aside to Hiei and the slowly waking Kurama. Koenma instructed Hiei to relay the message to Yusuke via telepathy. Hiei said his trademark "Hn" and did so. Koenma got back in his chair and said, "Okay, you six better head off. You need to get on Botan's and Ayame's oars so they can take you the tavern called the Leaky Cauldron, in London, where you will be lodged until September 1. The train will pick you up on Platform 9 ¾ at King's Cross Station. Good Bye!" And with that, Koenma pressed a button and they were all ejected out of the facility straight onto the oars that they were designated. They were flown off into the Reikai night. Koenma turned back into his toddler form and muttered, "This is not good, not good at all. I cannot express how bad this is. Karasu, Naraku, Voldemort, all working together? This spells trouble for all of Spirit World, Human World, and Demon World."