A/N Setting the scene: every year some group of the world powers gets together for a game night. This year, America brought the games. Please review with the names of games you want the Nations to play! Thank you, and thanks to katzsoa for helping me knock this out.

Chapter 1: Mao*

Game 1: Bad Touch

"Penalty for not saying 'tomato juice'!"

"Come on, Spain…"

"It's a rule. One card."

"This is not an awesome game."

"Au contraire, mon ami; I quite like it."

"You would. …what?"

"Penalty for a question. And it's your turn."

"Okay, okay. Six of hearts."

"Ay, you're joking. All I have is the nine…"

"Onhonhonhon…"

Game 2: Cold War

"Seven of hearts. Haff a nice day."

"Penalty for not standing on one foot and singing your national anthem!"

"But Amerika, I haff already sung my national anthem."

"Gotta do it again, that's the rule!"

"Look what your rule did to poor Latvija!" (Latvia is trembling in the corner; Lithuania is trying to comfort him.)

"That was you singing, russkie. Not the hero!"

"Why do they call it Mao, aru? The Chairman would not be happy with many other people making rules!"

Chapter 2: Battleship

Game 1: England vs Spain

¡Ay de mi! ¡Mis barcos! Mire—look what he did to my armada!"

"Arr, that's what ye get f'r invadin' me waters! Now git yer scurvy self out o' here!"

Game 2: China vs Japan

"You're trying to encircle me, aru."

"That is how it appears. You are most perceptive."

"Nǎlǐ, nǎlǐ. D-7, aru."

"Hit."

Game 3: America vs Germany

"Aah! My destroyer! Goddamn U-boat sank my destroyer!"

"America. That war is over. Now play the game."

Austria encounters Prussia on the sidelines

"Prussia. What are you doing here?"

"Oh, hey, four-eyes. Just watching my baby brother get his ass kicked."

"Who did you call four-eyes?"

"Oh, h-hey Hungary. N-nice to see y—ow!"

"Don't be stupid, Prussia. But thanks for the popcorn."

Game 4: England vs. China

"E-6, ahen."

"Miss. H-5."

"Miss, ahen. D-9."

"Hit. That's rather a nasty cough you've got, China."

Don't worry about it, ahen. Xiānggǎng, bié xiào."

Final: England vs America

"F-4."

"Sunk."

"That was your aircraft carrier, America. I'll let you surrender now, if you like."

"Surrender? Ha. I have not yet begun to fight! B-3!"

"…Miss."

(Germany and Italy on the sidelines)

"I knew we should have played Risk."

"Ve~ I think so too."

Chapter 3: Risk

"Not all of us can play. There's only six colors."

"And seven of us."

"Seven, Amerika-san? We are the G8."

"Ah, cher, where is your brother?"

"What brother?"

"Ve~ I'll be on Germany's team!"

"Wait. They can't form an alliance! The hero won't let them!"

"I am on my own team, Amerika-san."

"Alfred, you idiot!"

"What? England, what did I say?"

"Italy doesn't know how to play. Be nice."

"Perhaps Italiya would like to become one with Russia instead? He will be the first."

"You're not gonna win this one, russkie!"

"Alfred! Shut. Up."

A/N

Chapter 1: Mao, for those of you who have never played it, is either the most fun or most infuriating card game you will ever play. It's like Uno, without the Wild/Skip/Reverse/etc. cards, and with special rules that nobody teaches you and you have to learn by getting penalty cards for breaking them. After each round, the winner makes up a new rule for the next round, and again, doesn't tell anybody.

Chapter 2: Prussia was eating popcorn when Hungary showed up. She beat him up and stole it for insulting Austria.

Chinese translations: "Nǎlǐ, nǎlǐ" is the polite response to a compliment, essentially "You flatter me." "Xiānggǎng, bié xiào" is "Hong Kong, don't laugh." If you don't get what Hong Kong is laughing at, please PM me and I'll explain.

"Russkie" is a derogatory Americanism for Russians.

Chapter 3: The first person to speak is Germany.