The Legend Of Crap: How Navi Screwed It All Up!
Once upon a time in a land just of the A 180 was Hyrule. And in hyrule was the most annoying fairy of all time: Navi. Full name: Navi who's but went of like a rocket and stank like a moldy banana nut muffinqueen of annoyance Jones.
Navi was always picked on at fairy school because of her big acne issues, funny hair colour, glasses that where bigger than bricks teeth that the denticed had to use a pick axe at and finally she was so annoying.
One day she decided that she would do something very annoying but she ended up saving the world with link of the hyrulians. Who then decided to take a really really long vacation to get some space from Navi but actually he actually really wanted to get away from her because she had bad breath, sweat issues and a very weird glow to her.
Navis favourite pass times are:
Annoying people
2.Annoying people
3. Really annoying people
4. Really really annoying people
Annoy people to the point of where they wished they could die.
But she's not that OCD is she?
On a certain day the people of Hyrule had finally had enough of her. So they attached her to a really big rocket and then they attached that to an eve bigger rocket and so on until no one could even see navi anymore. Then they set it off to a destination called wales where she would cause more havoc to the point where the sheep shot her and blew her to 1 million point 2 pieces. The people of the whole wide universe lived very happy ever after until Navis sister:
Tatl came to town. The world just sit there and cried…
And that's how the sky turned to peanut butter!