Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ or WWE, nuff said.
Note: This will be posted in the Crossover section and here because I wasn't sure if anyone read in the actual crossover section or not. Hopefully the admins won't relocate the one in this section.
Chapter 1: Money in the Bank
The Staples Center was host to a sold out crowd in Los Angeles, California for WWE's first ever Money in the Bank pay-per-view. Already a new champion was crowned during the first series of matches. Now it was time for RAW's Money in the Bank ladder match.
"The following is a Money in the Bank ladder match, in this match there will be a brief case hanging above the ring containing a contract which guarantees the winner a title shot for the WWE Championship for up to one year," Justin Roberts, RAW's ring announcer, explained. "Voices" by Rev Theory plays over the speakers.
I hear voices in my head
They counsel me, they understand
They talk to me
WWE's Apex Predator, Randy Orton, comes out first and wastes no time walking to the ring.
"Introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds, Randy Orton," Roberts said. The crown goes wild. "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge plays over the arena.
On this day, I see clearly
Everything has come to life.
"From Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 241 pounds, Edge!" Edge enters the ring and gets a mixed reaction. "Break The Walls Down," by Adam Morenoff starts playing.
Break the walls down (break down the walls)
For those about to rock
Watcha want
Baby you know you're Judas, and I'm ya priest
"Weighing 226 pounds, Chris Jericho," Jericho makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos. "Wats Up?" by Ron Killings starts playing.
Wats up
"Ya'll know what time it is," R-Truth comes out from the curtains and starts to rap. "This the part where we crank it up…here we go."
"People living down wats up
If ya feel me stand up and say wats up
Wats up (wats up)
Wats up (wats up)
Wats up (wats up)
Wats up (wats up)"
The crowd sings in sync to Truth as he enters the ring. "Ain't No Make Believe" by Stonefree Experience starts playing over the arena.
Now listen
This ain't no make believe
Come on
Open your eyes and see
"Weighing 224 pounds, Los Angeles' own, JOHN MORRISON." The crowd goes wild for their hometown hero,"
Meanwhile in Mr. McMahon's office…
"Gentlemen, it is my honor to welcome you two to the WWE," McMahon began.
"Wow, thank you sir," The orange-clad hero, Son Goku said.
"Kakarot, always happy, makes me sick," The shorter of the two, Vegeta, responded.
"As you two may know you will be competing in the Money in the Bank Ladder matches tonight," McMahon says. "Goku you will compete in SmackDown!'s ladder match, while Vegeta will compete in RAW's ladder match."
"WHAT?" Vegeta asked outraged. "I was promised a match with Kakarot within the same brand, dammit."
"Ted DiBiase was injured at yesterday's house show, so you have to take his place," McMahon said.
"Fine. I will destroy those weaklings, cash the briefcase in and become the new WWE Champion," Vegeta boasted.
"Vegeta don't show too much of your strength," Goku suggested. "We're here to win, not end careers,"
"Can I do both, clown?" Vegeta asked. "Listen. After we become champions, you and I will fight at Summerslam to unify our titles. After all, there can only be one number one."
"Sure," Goku said.
"I'll consider it," McMahon cut in. "Please don't turn into Super Saiyans. I prefer my superstars in one piece,"
"Whatever," Vegeta said as he left. "Kakarot go get ready for your match,"
"Goku, one more thing," McMahon "Bring the rest of your Z-Fighters to my office after the show, I want to sign them to contracts."
"OK, see ya." Goku went to his locker room.
Meanwhile during RAW's Money in the Bank ladder match…
The lights change and "Invasion (remix)" by Jim Johnston plays over the arena. The crowd goes insane as the titantron plays Vegeta's entrance video.
"What the hell? It can't be!" Michael Cole shouts on commentary.
"Yes it is! It's Vegeta! Haha! Finally, The Prince of All Saiyans has come to the WWE," Jerry "The King" Lawler excitedly shouts.
Vegeta makes his long walk to the gorilla position and exit out into the stage. He comes out from the curtains and the crowd goes wild.
"VEGETA! VEGETA! VEGETA!" The crowd chants.
Vegeta stands on the ramp as sparks engulf him. He inhales the smoke, blows it out his nose, and performs a plethora of ultra-fast punches and kicks as pyro goes off behind him. The competitors have stopped fighting, shocked. Vegeta gets into the ring and is attacked by the others. Vegeta gets to an upright position and blows them away with a Kiai shout.
"Wow that is something. Ain't he great?" King says.
Morrison gets up and ascends the ladder. Vegeta, not using flight, ascends the ladder as well. Morrison and Vegeta exchange blows at the top. Vegeta then grabs Morrison by the throat.
"I…can't breathe." Morrison wheezes out from Vegeta's effortless iron grip.
"Damn, he's weak. This is too easy." Vegeta thought.
"What is he?" Cole asks.
"A saiyan, you idiot." King says.
"This won't end well for Morrison. He goes up and…" Cole says. Vegeta lifts him in the air and chokeslams Morrison off the ladder. "Chokeslam! Vintage Vegeta! Haha."
"Vegeta, get the briefcase, dammit," King shouts. Instead Vegeta looks at the six below him and faces them. He then flips off the ladder and onto them.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" the crowd chants.
Jericho gets to his feet first with Vegeta in tow. The ladder is set up and the two climb. Vegeta charges up his Galick Gun to fire at Jericho.
"Galick Gun," Vegeta releases the blast but aims away from the crowd. Jericho dodged it by getting behind the ladder (the same side Vegeta is on). As Vegeta turns around, Jericho jumps and drives Vegeta's face into his knees, executing the Codebreaker.
"Codebreaker, Codebreaker," King shouts.
"What the?" Vegeta is stunned and gets to his feet after 30 seconds.
"Nice try," Jericho says. "I have mastered high speed movement like you have. I also know energy based attacks as well. You really thought you and your band of hypocrites were the only ones who could do that? The WWE superstars are stronger than you think, and you have the privilege of falling to the strongest one."
Vegeta, now furious, then holds his hand up and charges his energy into it to form an energy ball.
"Eat this…BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta shouts. He fires the ball at Jericho who flies out the ring from impact.
"What an attack, haha," King said. "No one can stop Vegeta."
Vegeta smirks and turns back to the ladder and climbs it.
Once he reaches the top, Vegeta prepares to unhook the briefcase, but Evan Bourne has climbed the ladder. Vegeta lifts Bourne into a suplex position. He jumps off the ladder while shifting Bourne's body in front of him. He drives Bourne's head into the canvas, head first.
"Oh my god! That was brutal!" Cole shouts.
"I like Vegeta and all but isn't that move banned?" King asked.
"I don't know, but he calls that the SSD, the Saiyan Screwdriver. That move originated from Japan." Cole explained.
Vegeta once again climbs the ladder and successfully unhooks the briefcase. The end of match bell rings.
"Here is your winner, The Prince of all Saiyans, VEGETA." Roberts says
The crowd goes nuts. One of their heroes now has a guaranteed title shot for one year for the WWE Championship. Vegeta smirked, as it was all too easy for him. "Invasion" plays over the speakers. Vegeta now jumps down and goes to his wife in the crowd.
"There's Vegeta's wife, Bulma Briefs, the President and CEO of Capsule Corp." Cole said.
"My my, The Prince of All Jerks is now Mr. Money in the Bank," Bulma said.
"Woman be quiet, you're embarrassing me," Vegeta remarked.
"Screw you, jerk," Bulma shouted. Vegeta growled. How dare that woman smart off to him in front of 20,000 plus people?
"Woman, McMahon wants to see us after the show for contract signings," Vegeta said.
"Hmph, fine, and for the last time my name is BULMA," Bulma said.
"Whatever woman," Vegeta left to the locker room, leaving Bulma furious.
"Man, Vegeta's wife is hot," King said happily. "And what's more, puppies! Haha!"
"Ugh, you haven't changed much over the years, have you King?" Cole asked King.
In the locker room…
Vegeta gets back to his locker room where Goku, Gohan, Goten, Kid Trunks, Yamcha, Piccolo, Tien Shinhan, Krillin, and Future Trunks are waiting.
"Congratulations Father," Future Trunks started.
"Boy, it was easy, keep your applause," Vegeta said, smirking. "Kakarot, don't lose, I want my match at Summerslam. Champion vs. Champion. You will not deny me of this or I will kill you. Got it?"
"No problem," Goku said.
"Someone's determined," Gohan remarked.
"Shut up, brat," Vegeta yelled.
"One order of business, we must all report to Mr. McMahon after the show for contract signings," Piccolo said. He had heard the conversation because of his super hearing.
"Wow we're going to be superstars," Yamcha said. "I'll be the World Heavyweight Champion in no time at all."
"Like that will happen," Vegeta said. Yamcha growled.
"Does that include everyone, even our mates and whatnot?" Krillin asked.
"No shit, chrome dome." Vegeta shouted.
"Every active Z-Fighter, except for the children of course" Gohan said.
"Wow, my daddy and my big brother are gonna be WWE superstars" Goten said happily.
"Yeah, my Dad, a future WWE Champion," Kid Trunks said excitedly. Vegeta smirked.
"I can't wait. I hope I have worthy opponents in the WWE," Tien said. "Chaotzu will be happy about this, Launch too."
"Imagine, all of us, holding all the gold at the same time," Goku said. "But Chi-Chi is not gonna let Gohan near a ring,"
"You got that right," Chi-Chi said as she entered the room with Bulma and Videl. Goku jumped slightly. Other than needles, his wife is what he feared most.
"Hi honey…hehe," Goku said nervously.
"There is no way my son is going to be a WWE superstar…understand?" Chi-Chi said, glaring at Goku.
"But Mom…"Gohan started.
"No buts, you're not wrestling and that's FINAL!" Chi-Chi shouted. "You should be focused on college only. I thought I was raising a scholar not a dropout."
"Mom I can do both, please?" Gohan pleaded. Chi-Chi growled. She knew he was an adult and was able to make his own decisions, so she caved.
"Fine," Chi-Chi sighed.
"Cheer up Chi-Chi, Mr. McMahon is signing you too." Goku said.
"No way, I'm not lowering myself to wearing revealing clothing just to give the perverts their money's worth. Hmph" Chi-Chi said.
"It's PG-TV harpy," Vegeta said with a glare. Chi-Chi growled.
"Why you…" Chi-Chi said as she charged Vegeta. Goku and Gohan held her back.
"We're wasting time in here," Videl said.
"Goku your match is taking place, get going," Piccolo said.
"OK later," Goku said as he headed to the entrance way.
"Good luck, Goku," Chi-Chi said.
Meanwhile during SmackDown!'s Money in the Bank ladder match…
"As you can see ladies and gentlemen there are only 7 superstars in the ring now with a mystery superstar entering right now," Matt Striker says on commentary.
A countdown on the titantron starts.
5…4…3…2…1…0…
The lights go off in the arena. Pyrotechnics go off on the stage. Then the lights come back on, and Goku's titantron plays along with his theme song, "Dragon Soul," by Sean Schemmel.
Don't stop, Don't stop, We're in luck now
Don't stop, There's so much to be found
We can find paradise, all we have to do is go, go, free your soul
Goku comes out of the curtain and onto the stage. The crowd is in a frenzy now. The legendary Goku has come to the WWE.
"This industry has changed for the better, especially for SmackDown! We have acquired the legendary warrior Goku. He comes from the nearly extinct race, the Saiyans. He has saved this planet from threats numerous times, most from the ancient warrior Majin Buu. I can safely say that SmackDown! is the dominant brand in sports entertainment today," Striker said.
"I'll say," Todd Grissam, Striker's partner on commentary, said.
The crowd is bowing down to Goku and chanting his name. He slaps high fives with the kids and adults in the front row and enters the ring.
"Haha, this is exciting," Goku said as he prepares to fight in the match.
Matt Hardy attacks Goku first but is baffled when Goku uses Instant Transmission to get behind him. Goku grabs hold of his waist and chucks Hardy overhead for a German Suplex, onto a ladder. Goku is caught off guard by Big Show's knockout punch. Goku falls to the mat, dazed.
"There it is the knockout punch. No one gets up from that," Grissam said.
"Maybe I overestimated Goku's power," Striker said.
"Goku get up," Chi-Chi says backstage, yelling into the TV.
"Dammit, Kakarot," Vegeta said.
"No, Goku," Tien said.
"Get up buddy, you can do it." Krillin shouts.
Goku gets up after about 20 seconds and charges Big Show, not before setting up a ladder against a turnbuckle. He kicks Show in the stomach and holds his head between his legs. Goku grabs hold and lifts Show on his shoulders with ease.
"Look at the strength," Striker said. Goku proceeds to execute the Jackknife Powerbomb on Big Show onto the ladder, breaking the ladder.
"There's one less star in the match," Grissam said. Kane turns Goku around and grabs him by the throat.
"Make that two," Striker said. Kane lifts Goku up, but Goku moves to the side and elbows Kane in the side, causing the 7-footer to stagger. Goku now powers up to his Kaio-Ken form.
"Kaio-Ken," Goku shouts. He charges Kane and elbows him in the stomach. He then kicks him in the head and punches Kane in the face, dropping the 7- footer.
"There it is the Kaio-Ken attack," Striker said. "So powerful and deadly."
Kofi Kingston is the next to attack. He jumps off the turnbuckle, dropkicking Goku. He prepares to strike Goku with Trouble in Paradise. Goku blocks the strike with his finger. He punches Kofi in the midsection. Then Kofi drops to the mat. Meanwhile CM Punk and "Dashing" Cody Rhodes have taken out each other as they have fallen out of the ring and onto another ladder.
Christian has ascended the ladder, but Goku pulls him back down. The two exchange blows, and Christian gets the upper hand. He prepares to execute the Killswitch. Goku reverses, jumps over Christian's head, and traps his legs in Christian's armpits. Goku pushes his hands off the mat and puts himself in an upright position. Goku flies up slightly, taking Christian with him. He then flips downward again, forcing Christian backward, thus enabling Goku to perform a sunset flip powerbomb, which he has named the Spirit Bomb.
"There it is," Grissam said.
"He calls that the Spirit Bomb, which is derived from his ultimate technique of the same name," Striker said.
Goku proceeds to fly up to the briefcase with no one in his way. He then unhooks the briefcase and holds it up to the sky. "Dragon Soul" plays around the arena.
"Huh, that wasn't so hard," Goku said. He looks at the laid out superstars below him. "They may be hurt, but they'll be just fine."
"Here is your winner, GOKU!" Tony Chimel, SmackDown!'s announcer said.
"There you have it ladies and gentlemen SmackDown!'s Mr. Money in the Bank, Goku," Striker said.
"What an extraordinary feat," Grissam remarked. "Goku comes out of nowhere and wins Money in the Bank on his first night. Wow!"
Goku laughs happily and celebrates up the ramp as Chi-Chi comes out along with the other Z-Fighters. They all congratulate Goku with the exception of Vegeta.
"Hmph. Damn that Kakarot and his carefree nature. That won't get him too far in the WWE. He'll have the title for a month at best, and I will be legendary. Kakarot, I will see that you bow before your prince in due time." Vegeta thought.
"Dad, you did it" Gohan said, excited.
"Daddy you were awesome," Goten said.
"Thanks," Goku laughed.
The Z-Fighters leave to go backstage.
"Well this night was one to remember. From the Staples Center, I'm Matt Striker along with my colleagues, Todd Grissam, Michael Cole, and the King. Good night!"
The show concludes and the cameras shut off.
End Chapter
The X Factor: Well what did ya think?
Vegeta: Not bad, kid. I can't wait till I'm the WWE Champion. It's only proper for The Saiyan Prince to be champion.
The X: You'll be believe it.
Goku: So that means I'll be the World Heavyweight Champion right?
The X: If I decide to continue. If readers want me to.
Vegeta: My reign better last OVER 9000 days!
The X: We'll see! The others are getting signed next chapter! For now R&R will be nice from the readers.
Vegeta (to audience): Read & Review or I'll destroy you. I will not be denied this title reign. YOU UNDERSTAND?