Chapter 1- Sensei, Are you Nuts?
The new light of morning peeked at the window of a pink haired kunoichi's bedroom. She blinked twice before opening her eyes, her hand shielding her face from the blinding light. Today is the day that she's going to show her boys what she had become.
Haruno Sakura, the only girl member of the renowned team seven and apprentice to the Godaime Hokage of the Hidden Village of Leaves, ready herself for a new day. She gleefully did her morning routine, and she gathered her belongings, mainly her ninja equipments. She walked in the neighborhood greeting other people she knew on her way.
She arrived at the training area, and she saw her boys already there.
"Sakura-chan, why are you late?" the blonde, Uzumaki Naruto, famous knucklehead and unpredictable ninja, was the jailer of the strongest of all bijuu, the ninetails Kurama. They recently learned that he was the legacy of the late Yondaime Hokage.
"Maa, maa," Hatake Kakashi said. "I even arrived earlier than you, Sakura."
"Oh, so this was kind of like a contest or something?" she said. "I didn't know you see it that way, sensei, or are you missing Gai-senesi's challenges?"
Kakashi sweatdropped.
Uchiha Sasuke, the ex - traitor, who returned after he has successfully killed his brother and learning the reason behind the massacre, said, "Hn. If you don't want to be called useless, you need to make an effort."
There is a tense silence until Naruto exclaimed, "Oi, teme! Stop that."
"It's okay Naruto," Sakura said, a sad smile painted her lips. "His opinions doesn't really matter. It's not like they affect me."
"But Sakura-chan! "
She turned away and started training. Kakashi settled underneath a tree and fetched out his book. Naruto went to beat up Sasuke in behalf of Sakura. They continue training until lunch, and Naruto coaxed them to go with him at Ichiraku.
She spent the whole afternoon in the Hospital, and the evening in the library. She was walking on her way home when she saw Sasuke and Naruto, and to her horror they are in an intimate stance. No, wait! They're kissing!
Sakura went to bed that night with that disgusting image replaying all over again and again. She doesn't even know when she got her sleep!
"Sensei," she called at Kakashi the next day.
"Yes? Sakura-chan, " he answered. His eyes on his pervy book once more.
Feeling a nerve popping, Sakura snatched the book from him. "Will you listen to me seriously for a bit?"
"But I do, Sakura, " he answered. That bored, lazy look in his overly covered face made Sakura more annoyed.
"Then tell me, did you k-know," she started. "Did you know that Sasuke and N-naruto-"
"Sasuke and Naruto are what?" he asked.
"That they are together?" She mumbled.
"What? I didn't quiet hear you, Sakura, " he said, eye smiling above her head.
"S-sasuke-kun and Naruto do it?" She said with uncertainty and a blushed of embarrassment.
"Do what, Sakura? " he repeated again.
Annoyed, frustrated, and downright pissed, she yelled, "That Sasuke and Naruto are making out!"
"Eh, Sakura-chan, you knew?" An innocent voice of Naruto asked from behind her.
"Knew? Knew?" Sakura pointed her finger at Naruto's chest. "Darn it. I didn't know! Why do you guys hide it from me!"
"How annoying " Sasuke muttered, but she heard it and turned to him.
"Annoying?" She repeated. "Well, well, Sasuke, did you just come back because of Naruto?"
"Yes," he answered. "What? You expect me to come back for you? Hah."
Sakura punched real hard, he flew through six trunks of trees.
"Maa, maa. Sakura, I didn't know you want to watch them do it," remarked the idiot man that was her sensei.
She turned to him with an evil glint in her eyes. Kakashi backed up from her, ready to run. Oh dang, she's scary!
"Sensei, are you nuts?" Then sent him flying too.
"Sugoi Sakura-chan! " Naruto clapped.