George/Angelina freeverse for the Pairing Diversity Boot Camp
Prompt: jester
she's the queen
(or so she's told)
but she doesn't want to be treated like
royalty.
being waited on hand&foot
is for .:girls:. who believe in fairy tales
and **happily ever afters**
besides she's got better things to do.
dreams don't chase themselves
after all
and kingdoms need someone to rule
or everything falls apart.
{everything always falls apart}
she doesn't want to rule with a king by her side.
and she's definitely not a girl
who's going to wait around
for Prince Charming.
she learned a long time ago
that he doesn't exist.
and she's above
kissing frogs
so don't even suggest it.
instead she'll "waste her time" with the court jester
so what if he's damaged?
and so what if he makes her craZy?
he isn't perfect.
and he's got hOles that even she can't fill.
and that's how she likes him
because at least he's entertaining
and she'll admit he can be a little d/a/n/g/e/r/o/u/s
but what's life without a few explosions?
("Told you I could make you see stars!")
But he's no fool.
make no mistake
this queen does not tolerate
~fools~