"I can't believe I chose to become a human and live like this!" Inuyasha thought out loud.
"You know, you're not a good whisperer!" Kagome yelled from the bathroom.
"I wasn't trying to not let you hear me." Inuyasha told Kagome. A five year old black haired girl with golden brown eyes ran across the hall.
"Help, daddy!" She yelled. Her little baby blue slippers fell off as Inuyasha picked her up by her night gown with one hand.
"How many times do I have to tell you to not run in the house?" Inuyasha asked her. A ten year old boy revealed himself, holding a slingshot. Inuyasha looked at him.
"Why are you chasing her?" He asked him as he put the girl down.
"But…she-"
"It's not like I give a rat's ass anyway. Just leave Tsuzine alone!" He told his son.
"Okay." His son replied.
"Hey, Kai." Inuyasha called his son over.
"Yes dad."
"Go wake up Rose and tell her that she needs to make us some breakfast." He told him. Kai froze and swallowed hard.
"But…she'd kill me if I wake her up for that!" Kai said as he trembled in fear.
"She won't do a damn thing. Just wake the girl up." He told his son once more. Kai nodded his head and then walked down the hall and up the stairs.
"You sure have been in there for a while." Inuyasha said to Kagome.
"Shut up!"
"You're blowin' it up, aren't you? I told you not to eat beans with your ramen." Inuyasha teased.
"Sit, Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha flinched and then came to reality.
"Ha! I'm not a demon anymore, so it doesn't work!" Inuyasha laughed at Kagome's ignorance.
"It's half demon by the way!" She yelled.
"Whatever! That's why you have explosive diarrhea!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome opened the door and threw the roll of tissue at his face.
"Kiss my ass!" Kagome yelled.
"I would, but you should wipe first!" Inuyasha laughed. Kagome growled. All of the sudden, they heard Kai yelling and struggling from upstairs.
"What the hell." Inuyasha said under his breath. Kai came running down the stairs!
"She's gonna kill me!" He said as he ran out the front door. Inuyasha walked to the hallway. He saw Rose standing on the top of the stair case with her pink night gown on and bunny slippers. There was fire in her eyes as she looked through her father.
"KAI!" She yelled. She ran down the stairs. Inuyasha stood in her way. Rose stopped in her tracks.
"Dad, move!" She said to him.
"Excuse me?" He asked her with his face serious. Rose stammered on her words.
"N-Nothing. I-I was just g-going to uh…" She backed up. Inuyasha folded his arms and closed his eyes.
"If your gonna have such a fit over being woken up to cook then you can get the hell out of my house." He said to her.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled at him.
"Let me handle this 'explosive diarrhea'. Inuyasha teased.
"Jerk!" Kagome yelled. Rose just stared at her father. He turned around and went back into the kitchen. Kai stuck his head in door.
"Is it safe?" He asked quickly. Rose shot a menacing look at him. He gulped and gripped the door.
"Yeah." Inuyasha ensured him. Kai hesitated to walk in. She's gonna kill me! She's gonna kill me! Kai thought to himself. He started to retreat behind the door.
"Get your scared ass in here!" Inuyasha yelled at him. Tsuzine giggled.
"Shut up!" Kai told her. Rose growled and slammed her fist on the counter.
"Don't tell her to shut up, Kai! You have no right!" Rose's eyes fired up again. Kai tried to hide again.
"Kai!" Inuyasha yelled at him.
"Okay! Okay." Kai said. He slowly came into the house.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome called out to him.
"What?" He said aggravated.
"Give me the roll of tissue." She said nicely.
"Hell no. You're the one who threw it at me!" Inuyasha pointed out. Rose rolled her eyes at her father's words and then took out the food. Kagome growled.
"I don't have time for this!" She yelled.
"Um, daddy." Tsuzine said.
"Yes, princess."
"If mommy is gonna have another baby and the doctor said no stress, wouldn't you get in trouble?" She asked.
"What?" Inuyasha rubbed his head.
"Well, your yelling at her causes her to be stressed, and stress hurts the baby." She explained. Everyone was speechless. Their jaws dropped to her words.
"H-how do you know these things?" Inuyasha asked.
"Never mind." Tsuzine sighed. Inuyasha blinked several time. Tsuzine put her hands in the sleeves of her night gown. Inuyasha sighed,
"What do they teach her in pre-school anyway?" Inuyasha asked. Kai shrugged his shoulders.
"I'm gonna kill you Kai." Rose reminded him. Kai gulped again.
"Damn it, Rose! Shut the hell up!" Inuyasha yelled. He walked over to the bathroom and gave Kagome the tissue.
"Thank you." She closed the door. Rose dropped the spatula on the counter.
"I'm leaving!" She yelled.
"Run that by me again!" Inuyasha demanded as he got in her face.
"I said that…I'm leaving." Rose said quietly. Inuyasha grabbed the neck part of her night gown and brought the 15 year old up to his level.
"Listen closely, if you leave here, I will not let you back in. So, chose your ground!" He said to her. The toilet flushed and the running faucet water. The water stopped and Kagome opened the door.
"What's going on?" She asked.
"Rose wants to leave. I'm just making sure that she really wants to go before I let her go." He said still holding on to Rose's gown. Kagome gasped and walked towards them. Rose looked at her mom. She was frightened.
"Inuyasha let her go." Kagome grabbed his hand.
"Ugh, fine." He let go. Rose fell to the floor and cried.
"Inuyasha! As usual, you went too far!" She yelled as she held her daughter in her arms.
"Oh, great! Now it's my fault!" Inuyasha complained. He walked to the front door.
"Where are you going daddy?" Tsuzine asked. Inuyasha avoided looking in her eyes, knowing that if he did he'd be sucked in by her innocent eyes.
"I'll be back." He said as he walked out the door. Kagome started to cry, and then the door opened.
"Who the hell put this in the car?" Inuyasha asked as he held up a paper plate with spaghetti sauce in it.
Kai ran up stairs.
"Kai get back down here!" Inuyasha yelled. He put the plate in the garbage.
"Inuyasha don't chase him." Kagome said to him. He rolled his eyes and went upstairs. Kagome sighed.
"What's wrong with your father?" Kagome asked her two girls.
"You're the problem mommy." Tsuzine pointed out. Kagome looked at her with question.
"What did you just say?" She asked. Tsuzine sat down on her little yellow chair.
"If you hadn't loved daddy, he could have still been a half-demon. Maybe even a full demon." Kagome stood up.
"How do you know all this?" Kagome walked slowly towards Tsuzine with a menacing look on her face.
"I'm a half demon mommy, and I know the past. I can read your mind, smell your scent, and hear everything that goes on in this house. Even on your special Wednesday nights." Tsuzine closed her eyes and smiled. Kagome was speechless.
"Wednesday nights? Tsuzine how could you? You can't….that's impossible!" Kagome chocked on her words. Tsuzine stopped smiling.
"Mommy, you should have used the sacred jewel to become a demon along with daddy. He doesn't like living like this." Tsuzine stood up and walked towards the steps. Rose's eyes were wide open.
"If you're a demon, then that mean that daddy's…"
"Yes." Tsuzine answered to Rose's hypothesis.
"He didn't wish to be normal, he wished to seem normal. He got rid of the ears and the necklace, but in some time all that will come back. Consider yourselves warned." Tsuzine walked up the stairs; ending the conversation. Kagome looked at Rose. Rose stared at the floor. Kai ran back down the stairs and into the living room.
"KAI GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Inuyasha jumped down the side of the stairs and ran in the hallway.
"Where did he go?" He asked the two girls looking stupid in the kitchen. They pointed to the living room. Inuyasha ran in the direction of which they pointed.
"No! Dad, please! It was an accident!" Kai pleaded.
"Shut up! I'm not gonna hit you! Get from under the couch." They heard Inuyasha screaming. The next thing they knew, Inuyasha was carrying Kai by the back of his shirt to the kitchen.
"You're on kitchen duty for a month, and you can't use the dish washer. Have fun!" Inuyasha told him as he dropped him on the kitchen floor.
"But dad…" Kai complained.
"But my ass! Deal with it!" Inuyasha yelled. He walked over to the staird but then turned around to Kagome and Rose.
"Why are you two just standing there staring at nothing?" He asked. They looked at him.
"Tsuzine." They said faintly.
"What abut her?"
"She said that…you and she are…demons." They said together again. Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders/
"And…" He said to them.
"Inuyasha you told me that you wished to be normal. Tsuzine is half demon and I could be and so can your other children! You lied to me!" Kagome yelled.
"Listen, if you're gonna yell at me about this I'm not gonna listen. So, say what you have to say." He told her.
"You're such a jerk!" She yelled at him.
"Come on! What's so bad about being a demon?" Inuyasha asked.
"Nothing, but the fact that everyone in town will avoid us for the rest of our lives!" Kagome yelled.
"Why is our family so dysfunctional?" Inuyasha joked around.
"This is not the time Inuyasha." Kagome warned him.
"I'm sorry. I didn't want to be human. At least I don't have the ears anymore. See?" Inuyasha pointed to his head. Kagome crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
"I'll take that as accepting my apology. Now, get cooking. I'm starved!" Inuyasha said as he went up stairs. Kagome started to cook.
"Mom?" Rose yelled.
"What? I'm hungry too." Kagome said as she prepared the scrambled eggs.
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