Author's Note: I never thought I'd be writing another Sonic fanfic again, well here we are now. So for a little history lesson. A long time ago when I first started writing when I was Thirteen, the first I ever wrote was Sonic, Shadow, and Silver becoming girls. Then I thought to myself, why not remake it? Now here it is, a remake of a thirteen year old's weird fantasy.
This is a story of an adventure. An adventure starring three "friends". Our story takes place in Station Square. It was a very bright and sunny day. All the citizens are out enjoying themselves and having fun. At Station Square Park, there lies our three heroes sitting on a bench. Three hedgehogs. One blue, one black, and one white.
The one laying on the bench sideways was our blue spikey hero Sonic the Hedgehog. He was known as the fastest thing alive and a well renowned hero around the world. He's good, great, awesome, outstanding, amazing! Some animal lovers say he's even ravishing, which is a little disturbing, but that's not important. In the middle cleaning his gun is with a cloth was Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form created by Professor Gerald Robotnik and alien Black Doom. He's quiet, he's moody, and he's very very edgy. He brings death to all who oppose him. On the other side of the bench levitating an acorn with his hands was Silver the Hedgehog. A psychic hedgehog from a doomed future, and the most irrelevant character in the franchise. Got stuck in one really bad game and now he's faded out of existence in the main adventures. He comes along when they host the Olympics for Mario and Sonic. He works at a Pizza Hut because he can't earn money. What a completely dweeb.
Silver was starting to grow a little irritated with the narrator. "Hey! Shut up! You don't understand how hard it is for me to get back on my feet!"
"Silver, who are you talking to?" Sonic woke up from his nap looking at the psychic hedgehog like he was crazy.
"...Nothing. I was just talking to myself again. Like usual."
"We're going to have to get you checked out at some point. All that apocalyptic future stuff is driving you crazy." Sonic groaned. "I'm bored you guys. What should we do?"
"Oh I know, how about we go to my house and-" Silver was interrupted by Shadow who pointed his Shadow Rifle at him.
"Silver, if you suggest one more time that we go watch Back to the Future with you! I'm going to choke you to death and then blast you into oblivion as you burn in that future of yours!" Shadow threatened.
Silver just looked down and stayed quiet. Sonic rolled his eyes at the black hedgehog and his threats.
"Come on guys. All we've been doing is just sitting here twiddling our thumbs. I wanna do something fun. I wanna get wild. There must be something for us to do." Sonic looked around the park to find anything to kill his boredom. His eyes caught of glimpse of Amy, Rouge, Cream, and Blaze together. They're huddled together and looked like they're discussing something.
"Hey guys, check it out! The girls are over there." Sonic pointed.
"So? What's that got to do with us?" Shadow replied.
"Sooooo, we should go over there and check it out. Come on!" Sonic hops off to the bench and heads straight towards the girls.
"What makes that faker think he can just boss us around and give orders? Nobody tells me what to do!" Shadow said.
"Well it's not like we have anything better to do Shadow. Let's just play along and see where this goes." Silver said.
Shadow folded his arms and scoffed. "Hmph. Fine."
Shadow and Silver followed behind Sonic. The girls were still whispering to each other. Cream sees Sonic, Shadow, and Silver heading towards.
"Look everyone, it's Mr. Sonic." Cream said.
Amy's ears perked up and she quickly turns her head when she hears her loves name. "Sonic?!"
"Yo ladies! Long time no see!" Sonic said.
"Why do you always say that?" Shadow asked.
"It's a force of habit. I can't stop."
Amy started dashing towards Sonic with hearts in her eyes and leaving heart trails behind her. "SONIC!" She yelled loudly.
Sonic screamed in terror. "Silver! Defend! Now!"
As Amy lunges herself towards Sonic, Silver stops her in her tracks with his telekinesis and throws her to the ground.
"Sorry about that. Sonic pays me a hundred to be his body guard. Although he hasn't paid me in the past three months." Silver said.
Amy gets up off the floor and dust herself off. "What are you doing here Sonic?! Here to finally confess your love for me?!"
Sonic laughed nervously. "Never in my life will I do that. I was actually here to see what you girls were up to."
"Oh. We were just talking about Amy having a party at her h-" Cream's sentence gets cut off by Amy who covered her mouth.
"Nothing. Nothing at all Sonic." Amy laughed nervously.
Sonic raised his eyebrow. The girls were clearly hiding something from him. "Woah woah woah. What was Cream about to say?"
"Oh don't worry about her Sonic. I think it's best if you just go on with your business. Besides, it's ladies only"
"I'm not going anywhere. I wanna know what's going on."
Amy was starting to get a little irritated. "Sonic...We're not telling you anything...So I suggest you leave...Now!"
"Come on! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"
Amy eyes started burning with rage. She takes out her Piko Piko Hammer and hits Sonic in the jaw with it sending him flying in the air. Shadow and Silver just looked on as Sonic flew. Even without wings, the hedgehog could still fly. The two hedgehogs turned back to Amy who still had her hammer in her hand looking like she's ready to attack the other two.
"Shadow, I think we get out of here." Silver said.
"What? You do realize I can just get rid of the girl with one Chaos Spear right?" Shadow raised his eyebrow.
"I know that, but we don't need you killing anybody. Also, I don't want to look bad in front of Blaze you know."
Shadow facepalmed. "Fine. Let's go get the idiot."
The two hedgehogs fly away to go get Sonic from wherever he landed.
The three hedgehogs were in Sonic's house. Sonic was lying on his couch with an ice pack on his head. Shadow and Silver were just sitting beside Sonic as he groaned in pain.
"I may be crying in pain at the moment, but I still want to find out what those girls are up to. Nobody hides stuff from Sonic the Hedgehog and gets away with it." Sonic raised a finger.
"Well actually, Amy did get away with it. We still don't know what's going on." Silver said.
"Shut up Silver. There has to be something to we can do to find out what those girls are up to."
"Why don't you just give it a rest faker? Whatever the hell they're doing it's girls only. There's nothing you can do about." Shadow said.
The hedgehog just sat in silence for a moment. Sonic was trying his hardest to think of a plan until finally a lightbulb lit up in his brain.
"Guys I think I may have an idea." The blue hedgehog said with a smirk. "We may not be able to go to the party because we're not girls, but what if we were?"
Shadow and Silver gave Sonic a look like he was crazy, and he was. Shadow got up from couch and started to head out the door. Sonic throws the icepack off his head and chased after Shadow.
"Shadow wait!" Sonic blocked the front door.
"Out of the way faker! There's no way I'm going to indulge in your idiotic plan!"
"Come on Shad! Aren't you curious about what the girls are up to?"
"I'm curious." Silver said.
"Shut up Silver!" Shadow yelled.
"What do you have to do Shadow?! Just go to Club Rouge and mourn about Maria again?! You never do anything!" Sonic said.
"Don't patronize me faker!" Shadow growled.
"Yeah Sonic, remember the last time you pissed off Shadow." Silver reminded.
Shadow was staying at Sonic's house after Club Rouge got invaded by Egg Pawns. He walked in the kitchen when Sonic was trying to make a chili dog. Shadow looked in the fridge to find something to make. He saw that the eggs box was empty. Shadow slammed the fridge door in anger and pointed at Sonic.
"You blue idiot! You ate all the eggs!" Shadow yelled.
"Yeah, so what if I did? What are you gonna do? Break my arms?" Sonic questioned.
Moments Later...
Sonic was now at the Station Square hospital lying on a hospital bed with two arm cast. Knuckles took him to the hospital after Shadow broke Sonic's arms.
"You really shouldn't give him ideas." Knuckles said.
"You really shouldn't give him ideas." Sonic said in a mocking tone.
Knuckles gave Sonic a glare and lightly punches him in his broken arm. Sonic yells in pain.
Flashback end
"That's all in the past. Shadow, this is the last thing I'll ever ask from you. I promise I'll repay you if you help me with this." Sonic pleaded.
Shadow took a moment to think and sighed. "Fine. This plan of yours better work."
"How the heck are we going to turn into girls? We can't just put on a dress and say we're girls." Silver said.
"No worries guys. I know just the guy who can help us." Sonic smirked.
Eggman was in his lab wearing his evil pajamas and watching soap operas.
"Orbot! Cubot! Where is my popcorn?! You fools are going make me miss the best part if I have to go get it myself!" Eggman yelled.
Orbot and Cubot came in with a bowl of popcorn and a soda.
"Sorry about the wait sire." Orbot said.
"We had to make the popcorn extra buttery." Cubot said.
"You two bolt brains would be horrible custodians at a movie theater!" Eggman grabs his popcorn and soda. He takes a drink of his soda.
"Yo Egghead!" Sonic yelled.
Eggman spits out his drink and sees Sonic, Shadow, and Silver. He yells like a little girl. "Sonic! Shadow! Uh...Uh...Irrelevant character who I can't name right now!"
Silver groaned. "Damn it."
"Robots come quick! Metal!"
Metal Sonic flies in with an army of Egg Pawns and lands in front of the three hedgehogs. Eggman gets in his Egg Mobile and prepares to fire a laser. "Attack!"
"Wait Eggman! We're not here to fight! We actually need your help with something!" Sonic said.
Eggman raised an eyebrow. "Hold on for a second everyone!" Eggman stopped charging his laser. "You need my help? What do you want from me? Thanks to you, I'll never find out if Roger cheated on his wife!"
"It's okay sir. We have DVR and I made sure to tape it all for you." Orbot said.
"Thank goodness. Now what do you three want from me?"
"Eggman. We need you to turn us into girls." Sonic said bluntly.
The room went silent for a moment. Eggman was trying to process on what his nemesis just asked of him. "...What...Did you ask me?"
"It appears that my copy is asking to be of the opposite gender." Metal Sonic said.
"Thank you Metal...Why? I'm just curious. Out of all the things you come to my base for, it's this."
"Amy is having this party at her place, but its girl only. So I decided we ask you to see if you could help us." Sonic said.
"A likely story. Well, I do have this gender bend machine that can turn people into the opposite gender."
"Why...do you have something like that?" Shadow asked.
"Do you want to use my machine or not?" Eggman didn't want to go further on why he has that kind of machine.
"Fine. We'll take it." Sonic said.
Three hedgehogs went inside the machine. "Um, is this gonna hurt?" Silver asked.
Eggman shrugged. "I don't know. Let's find out." Eggman pulls the lever and the three hedgehogs screamed in pain as their bodies were shocked. "Oh, I guess it does."
The three hedgehog's bodies were slowly beginning to change. The genderbend machine flashed. As smoke began to come out from the machine, Eggman stared with his eyes wide open at what he was staring at. The three male hedgehogs had now become women. With the appropriate parts and...they're wearing clothes.
"Girl voice. Boobs. A bigger butt. Articles of clothing? It worked. See Shadow? I told you this would be a great idea!" Sonic mocked.
"I hate you. I hate you so much right now." Shadow replied.
"Hey, I feel really pretty for once!" Silver smiled.
Eggman facepalmed. "After creating the Egg Dealer, I didn't think my invention would get worst from here. This is the worst thing I've ever created in my entire life."
"Thanks for your help Eggman!" Sonic gave Eggman a thumbs up.
"Yeah...Sure. Listen, I can't stare at you three any longer so I'm going to need you all to get out of my base." Eggman presses a button on his Egg Mobile and sent the hedgehogs flying out of lair with a spring that they were all standing on. "If any of you need me I'm going to be taking a long long shower. Metal, you're in charge." Eggman exits the room.
"Aww, why does Metal get to be in charge?" Cubot whined.
"Because I am the superior creation of Dr. Eggman while you are nothing but scrap with your inferior design and lack of intelligence." Metal Sonic said.
"Awww..." Cubot frowned.
Outside of Eggman's lair. The three hedgehogs landed on the ground safely. The easily adapted to their new bodies and didn't feel much different from their male bodies.
"Alright boys, we got phase one of the plans done. However, just because we look like girls, doesn't mean we really are. We also have to be like girls. Act like girls. Become the girl." Sonic stated.
"Sounds pretty easy for Silver to do." Shadow said.
"Yeah, that shouldn't be too hard...Hey wait a minute!" Silver realized what Shadow meant.
"First we have to come up with names. I think I'll be...Sonico." Sonic said.
"You do know that's copyright right?" Silver reminded.
"Silver, do you know how I am? No copyright law in the universe is going to stop-" Sonic's sentence was cut off when he heard his cell phone ring in his pocket. Sonic takes out his cell phone. "Oh my god! I have pockets now! I can pull stuff out without it looking like I'm pulling them out of my ass!"
"...Well I guess there's one benefit of being a girl." Shadow said.
Sonic saw he was getting a call from SEGA and answers his phone. "Hello? What do you mean I can't choose the name Sonico? I thought I wouldn't be stopped by copyright laws. Ugh! Okay okay, I'll think of something else. Geez." Sonic hangs up. "Okay. Since I can't go with Sonico, I got a better name for me. Sonica. Pretty smart huh?"
Shadow facepalmed. "You idiot."
"Now, all we need to do is test out how good of a girl can we be. But how?" Sonic took a moment to think. He looks around until he finds Tails walking in his directions.
Sonic puts on a sinister smirk on his face. "Perfect." The blue hedgehog rushes over to Tails and greets him. "Hey there cutie!"
"Oh uh...Hi. Random woman I've never seen in my life." Tails waved nervously.
"I was just walking around and I just happened to see a cute little fox. Hey, do you wanna make out?"
"W-W-What?! I just met you. I've never even kissed a girl before. Well there was Cosmo...then I had to shoot her. There was also Fiona...then she back stabbed us. Then there's was-"
"Okay, I'm don't have time to stand here listening to his rambling." Sonic said growing impatient.
Sonic holds Tails' chin up and kisses him on the lips. The two tailed fox eyes widened and pushed Sonic away. He whipped his lips and starts spitting on the ground.
"What are you doing?! Are you crazy or something?!" Tails yelled.
Sonic just started laughing. "Oh man! I got you good buddy!"
"Wait a minute...Sonic? Is that you?! That means...Oh no! Oh no!" Tails yelled while holding his head.
"Yeah. I totally had you kiss me. I can't believe you fell for it too."
"How in the hell did you turn into a...Nevermind. I don't want to know anything that's about to go on with you. I'm sicker at the fact that you kissed me. You're banned from my workshop for a month. If you need me I'll be in the shower and washing my tongue with a bar of soap." Tails flies away from Sonic.
"Well that was...something." Silver said feeling awkward.
"It's kind of funny. Usually people turn Tails into a girl. Either way it doesn't matter, he's underage and I do not want to be paired up with him. People even pair me up with Fox McCloud in Smash for some reason. "Oh, it's because he's like a better Tails". So?! Doesn't mean I wanna bang him. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! Whether I'm a guy or a girl, I don't do relationships!" Sonic exclaimed.
"Didn't you use to date Sally Acorn?" Shadow reminded.
"You're also dating Amy in another universe." Silver said.
"Those are different Sonics, and technically Boom Sonic isn't dating Boom Amy. They're just...well aquatinted with each other."
"You just don't wanna admit that there's a version of you that actually likes Amy." Shadow said.
"Oh shut up! Come on. We got a party to attend."
The three hedgehogs starts heading to Amy's house.