I sat in the window seat of my room, looking out the window, watching the stars. They all looked unexceptionally lonely, but they had each others' company, along with the moon's. Maybe something wrong was happening, something the people on Earth didn't quite understand, and possibly would never know happened. I sighed deeply, closing my eyes. Why does everything go wrong? My brother Takeo had been kidnapped, my sister had shunned me, and almost anybody else I knew had banished me, socially. Not like it bothered me, I tended to be a lone wolf anyways, with the exception of Hiroshi and Yuri Haruno, my best friends. Getting up and grabbing a towel, glancing at the clock and heading to the bathroom. Eight o'clock, geez it was early. All my homework was done, my room was spotless, and everything was perfect in my dorm room. I didn't have a roommate, since I had a single, so I couldn't talk girl stuff with her. Sighing, I went to my bathroom, stripping down and jumping in the shower, enjoying the hot water beating on my skin. I hummed my favorite song, feeling more at home than I had in months. "Kari! Come on! I know you're in there!" came Yuri's voice, followed by his twin's. "Yeah Kk! You need to let us in!" he yelled. I knew it was too good to last. "I'm coming! Just give me a minute!" I yelled back, turning off the water quickly and grabbing my towel, wrapping it around me and pulling on a pair of shorts and a camisole, picking a pair of knee-high socks out of my drawer and running to my little living area and letting them in.

"Took you long enough," Yuri said, looking at his military-style watch, complete with seconds and milliseconds. "Oh look, it's another year on Glitenzein." Glitenzein was the planet that Yuri had discovered a few years back. Yuri was the geek of our little trio. Sure, we're all nerds, but he's the geekiest nerd ever. He's probably just as smart as Einstein, but he says that he's smarter by four IQ points. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't be surprised. "Well no dip. Now get your asses in here." I said, pulling them both in, flopping down on the couch and pulling on my socks. "Tisk, tisk. Language Kari." Hiroshi said.

"Hell no, dammit."

"Geez, you're so going to get exploited one day."

"Do I really give a fucking shit about it? It'd get me out of here, then I'd be the happiest damn person on Earth."

That little sentence ended the conversation completely. I loved it when I did that, but it wasn't me this time. There was a knock on the door, and I as I put my hand on the door to open it, Yuri decided to open his big mouth. "Ooh, look it's the Scorpion coming to exploit you!" he said, referring to our principal. "Shut up Yuri!" I opened the door, and a girl with four ponytails and a huge-ass fan on her back. "Well heck's bells! You owe me Yuri!" Hiroshi joked. I shook my head. "Hiro, don't almost cuss. It's annoying. Hell's a place, not a word, so it's not really cussing."

"Ahem?" the girl said, and I looked at her, rubbing the back of my head with my hand. "Welcome to Hell. Do you have an appointment to see the Reaper?" I said sarcastically, just to receive a funny look. "Just come in dammit." I stepped to the side and she came in, followed by two guys, one with a black kabuki outfit, similar to Hiroshi's, and the other with fire-red hair, teal eyes, and a gourd on his back. "As Kari said, welcome to Hell. We're the Ms. Satan's minions, Hiroshi and Yuri." Hiroshi said, and I shook my head, plopping down on the pillow I had by the window.

"Actually, I'm your new roommate. I'm Sabaku-no-Temari, and these are my brothers, Kankuro and Gaara." Blondie said, and I flashed a fake smile. "Well, I guess I have to let you move in don't I? Your room's the door to the right. Mine is to the left, and the kitchen is just straight. You have a bathroom in your room, so don't worry about that." I said, getting comfortable. This was going to be fun. "Commander's gonna have a friend that's actually a girl now! Go E-Scope!" Hiroshi said, giving Yuri and high-five. The nerve of them sometimes.

[Reference: Yuri—Hiroshi—Glitenzein

Yuri Haruno--

A) Cousin of Sakura Haruno, and twin brother of Hiroshi Haruno.

B) A pale skinned brunette with chocolate brown eyes, glasses that tended to be needed to taped across the bridge of the nose, and a IQ of 200.

Hiroshi Haruno--

A) see A of Yuri Haruno.

B) The complete opposite of his brother, with pale blond hair and bright blue eyes, and perfect eye sight, unlike his brother. Also, a very talented kabuki, and an IQ of 150 ((still really high, but not like his geeky brother. =3))

Glitenzein--

A planet discovered by Yuri Haruno three years ago from the date ((over 5,000,000,000 Glitenzein years!)) of 2007 A.D. [not time of story, real time.]

completely fictionalllll!!!!!!!!!!!!! (needed to clear that up for some people...like my proofers...-.-"")

Revolves around Pillian, a very small star discovered by Hiroshi Haruno.

Years are EXACTLY 5 Earth minutes. Not years, MINUTES. ^_- creativity is key to everything!

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