Everyone dies
AN: This is basically just what I have figured out about Inuyashaby listening to rabid fans. I then translated that into a story and gave the fans rabies shots. They should be recovering about now. Don't try that on Twilight fans as it only makes their symptoms worse. I used Wikipedia to look up the manga, so I am just going by that. I also do not like the sound of it, so expect a rather negative light on it. As Pantsman from Vg cats said "It's freaking Dragon Ball Z for girls!" I believe that from what little of each I have seen, I agree. Enjoy the weirdness!
Inuyasha and his (at least I think it's a dude) were on their hunt for the randomly important gem shards. That's right people, they are scouring the globe for little shiny pieces of rock that bestowed magical powers. I somehow doubt that any of them bestow the power of common sense AS NOTHING HERE SEEMS TO HAVE THAT! Err, anyways, they were looking for the little rocks. Miroku was being himself and asking everyone around to touch him. When that failed he would grope or pinch one of the girls. He would get slapped and the cycle would continue. MOVING ON! Suddenly there was a rumbling noise in the distance.
"What the hell is that?" Kagome said.
"I have got no idea." Inuyasha responded as he drew the Gary-Stu Sword of Kawaii Awesomeness!111!1! (Yes I know it's called Tetsusaiga but from what I've read it's a Gary-Stu all by itself. The name stays. My story, MY rules!) A huge cloud of dust seemed to be in the same direction as the rumbling. The cloud drew closer… and closer… and closer! Suddenly they realized that it was a group of screaming girls and… boys? All wearing shirts that had strange pictures or words on them. Suddenly the entire herd froze and stared pointedly at the little group. Then as one being they opened their mouths and screamed "INUYASHA!" Said person jumped back a few feet. The herd of people charged them screaming things along the lines of "Inuyasha is my bishie!" Or "Miroku make out with me!" And that was just the boys. The pervert monk quickly dived into the crowd. An area of land was soon occupied by girls and boys and Miroku engaging in… X- Rated activities. Well, this has gotten boring, so I'll end it now.
EPILOUGE
Everyone died. The end! What's that you say? You want more! Oh fine, have it your way.
EPILOUGE ROUND TWO
Let's go in order, shall we? Alrighty then! Miroku suffocated under a pile of people making out. When people arrived at the scene (Ancient 9-1-1?) They found his body by sifting around with ten foot poles. Mainly because everybody in the pile was naked. Including pervert boy.
Inuyasha was beaten to death by a crowd of people who liked his brother better and thought he was too mean to Kagome.
Likewise for Kagome, except the people liked her past life better or thought she was too mean to Inuyasha.
Sango got defeated by a bunch of demon lovers who hated her for obvious reasons.
Shippo got microwaved by a bunch of cat haters who couldn't tell the difference. The cat haters were hunted down and murdered by 4-Chan. The end! Are you happy now or do I need to make this stupid thing even longer? No? I thought so. *Puts away lightsaber*.
AN: I hope you enjoyed this. Remember it is a PARODY but I do not mind long rants on how I totally screwed up everything about Inuyasha. I know nothing and am seeking knowledge on the thing.