I was bored. so I took my real life friends and a mixture of video
games movies and shows. And turned it into survivor. May the best man win..
Or the most insane man.
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Tazy and Jason pop on screen on the beach of some freakishly deserted island
Tazy: Welcome to Insane Survivor! Jason and I here'll be hosting!
Tazy glares at Jason in his swim trunks
Jason: What?
Tazy: You look cuter in uniform.. Ya know? Wait, Did I say that out loud?
Link: Yeah.
Tazy: Get your uniform on Jason! NOW!
Jason: EEP!
Jason runs off
Tazy: Okay the teams are. Tema 1: Master Chief, Legato, Jim Hawking, Shinigami, Link, Gaz, Ruto, Miyu, Vash, Inuyahsa, Lupin, Kenji, Hakuyo, SGT. Stacker, Linshi, Rin, Yellow pikmin, combat flood, Luigi, TY, Saiae, Ganon, Chips dubbo, Ijiro, Jiro, Cortana, Parn, Deedlet, Julius, -pants-, Goemon, Epona, Malon, Yusuke, Hiei,, elite, Zim, blue pikmin, Sakura, Redead, Mononoke, moro, Spike, Faye, and Shinigami.
Tazy: Every one else on the other team.
Jason comes out of the forest in his U.S. Marine uniform.
Tazy clings to him
Jason screams and runs into the forest
Tazy: Glares and points to the forest. "First pick your names quickly."
Teams huddle and start talking to each other suggesting names
---Team one---
Master chief: Blue team?
Legato: Mad men
Pikmin shouts in his cute little voice: Pikmin!
Spike: Hunters?
Elite: Warp Warp!
Everyone stares at the elite: That's it! We are the warp warps!
--Team two-
Dr. Halsey: May I suggest an intelligent name that shows we're strong and smart
CAPtain Keyes: Nah..
Kenshin: Kage Boushi?
Red pikmin: Pikmin.
Sailor moon: The moon babes
Mendoza: Is it me or does she think that we men are females
Grunt: Tin men!
Jet: Man your arms
Jena huh?
Tazy: okay teams what are your names!
Jim hawking: We're the Warp warps
Mendoza turns towards Tazy and shouts
Mendoza: We're the moldy cookie crumbs!
Admiral stanforth: Nice name choice dumb @#$%&
Stanforth twitches
Doctor halsey slaps the admiral.
Styanforth: OW PAIN!
Jena snickers evilly
Tazy: Okay, first team to find Jason and brings him back to me get to go to Tribal council..
Teams take off
---Moldy cookie crumbs---
Dr. Halsey: If I'm correct he should be-
Grunt: Right there! Enemy!
Every one looks up a coconut tree the grunt pointed to.
Wolfwood: That's him alright
Zelda: Some one's gotta get him down
Gir zooms up the tree with Jason
---Warp Warps---
Elite: Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp!!!!!! Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp!!!!
Gaz: I'm going to kill. That. Thing.
Inuyasha: I'll do it for ya.
Master Chief and Stacker: That's our enemy.. we'll kill it.
---Moldy cookie crumbs---
sesshoumaru pulls out the tensaiga at cut the tree down
Jena catches Jason.
Ashitaka catches Gir
Gir: I love you.
Ashitaka drops gir on the ground
Gir: ow.
Jena: That's convenient.. A robot in a dog costum.
Dr. Halsey: Barely convincing..
Jena drags Jason back to taz
---Warp Warps---
Flood gurgle crush
Lupin: I stepped on something.
MC: looks at Lupin's foot
Chips: Looks like ya stepped on flood mate!
Lupin: Eww..
Lupin wipes the bottom of his shoe on a tree
Tazy over some intercom installed all over the island: Moldy cookie crumbs win!
---Tribal council---
Jason: here we are at tribal council. you peeps know the rules. go vote and stuff
After a half an hour every one's finished voting
Jason starts snoring
Tazy hops into the giant goron vase and her voice echoes inside it
Tazy: First vote, Dr. Halsey 2nd vote, Admiral stanforth, other votes: Grunt, Sesshoumaru, Jet, Mendoza, Jena, Jet, Gir, Gir, Ganon, Gir, Ashitaka, a bunch of scribbles, God? What? Jason, Rei, Gir, Admiral stanforth, Gir, Stanforth, Gir, Stanforth, Halsey, Gir, Stanforth, Stanforth, Gir, Gir , Gir, They're all stanforths and girs!. well. except this Knives one..
Tazy counts the girs and stanforths
Tazy: Gir's Out!
Jason wakes up and attatches gir to trebuchet and launches him off the island and salutes
Gir: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! I saw a squirrel!
Jena blinks
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Tazy and Jason pop on screen on the beach of some freakishly deserted island
Tazy: Welcome to Insane Survivor! Jason and I here'll be hosting!
Tazy glares at Jason in his swim trunks
Jason: What?
Tazy: You look cuter in uniform.. Ya know? Wait, Did I say that out loud?
Link: Yeah.
Tazy: Get your uniform on Jason! NOW!
Jason: EEP!
Jason runs off
Tazy: Okay the teams are. Tema 1: Master Chief, Legato, Jim Hawking, Shinigami, Link, Gaz, Ruto, Miyu, Vash, Inuyahsa, Lupin, Kenji, Hakuyo, SGT. Stacker, Linshi, Rin, Yellow pikmin, combat flood, Luigi, TY, Saiae, Ganon, Chips dubbo, Ijiro, Jiro, Cortana, Parn, Deedlet, Julius, -pants-, Goemon, Epona, Malon, Yusuke, Hiei,, elite, Zim, blue pikmin, Sakura, Redead, Mononoke, moro, Spike, Faye, and Shinigami.
Tazy: Every one else on the other team.
Jason comes out of the forest in his U.S. Marine uniform.
Tazy clings to him
Jason screams and runs into the forest
Tazy: Glares and points to the forest. "First pick your names quickly."
Teams huddle and start talking to each other suggesting names
---Team one---
Master chief: Blue team?
Legato: Mad men
Pikmin shouts in his cute little voice: Pikmin!
Spike: Hunters?
Elite: Warp Warp!
Everyone stares at the elite: That's it! We are the warp warps!
--Team two-
Dr. Halsey: May I suggest an intelligent name that shows we're strong and smart
CAPtain Keyes: Nah..
Kenshin: Kage Boushi?
Red pikmin: Pikmin.
Sailor moon: The moon babes
Mendoza: Is it me or does she think that we men are females
Grunt: Tin men!
Jet: Man your arms
Jena huh?
Tazy: okay teams what are your names!
Jim hawking: We're the Warp warps
Mendoza turns towards Tazy and shouts
Mendoza: We're the moldy cookie crumbs!
Admiral stanforth: Nice name choice dumb @#$%&
Stanforth twitches
Doctor halsey slaps the admiral.
Styanforth: OW PAIN!
Jena snickers evilly
Tazy: Okay, first team to find Jason and brings him back to me get to go to Tribal council..
Teams take off
---Moldy cookie crumbs---
Dr. Halsey: If I'm correct he should be-
Grunt: Right there! Enemy!
Every one looks up a coconut tree the grunt pointed to.
Wolfwood: That's him alright
Zelda: Some one's gotta get him down
Gir zooms up the tree with Jason
---Warp Warps---
Elite: Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp!!!!!! Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp Warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp Warp Warp Warp!!!!
Gaz: I'm going to kill. That. Thing.
Inuyasha: I'll do it for ya.
Master Chief and Stacker: That's our enemy.. we'll kill it.
---Moldy cookie crumbs---
sesshoumaru pulls out the tensaiga at cut the tree down
Jena catches Jason.
Ashitaka catches Gir
Gir: I love you.
Ashitaka drops gir on the ground
Gir: ow.
Jena: That's convenient.. A robot in a dog costum.
Dr. Halsey: Barely convincing..
Jena drags Jason back to taz
---Warp Warps---
Flood gurgle crush
Lupin: I stepped on something.
MC: looks at Lupin's foot
Chips: Looks like ya stepped on flood mate!
Lupin: Eww..
Lupin wipes the bottom of his shoe on a tree
Tazy over some intercom installed all over the island: Moldy cookie crumbs win!
---Tribal council---
Jason: here we are at tribal council. you peeps know the rules. go vote and stuff
After a half an hour every one's finished voting
Jason starts snoring
Tazy hops into the giant goron vase and her voice echoes inside it
Tazy: First vote, Dr. Halsey 2nd vote, Admiral stanforth, other votes: Grunt, Sesshoumaru, Jet, Mendoza, Jena, Jet, Gir, Gir, Ganon, Gir, Ashitaka, a bunch of scribbles, God? What? Jason, Rei, Gir, Admiral stanforth, Gir, Stanforth, Gir, Stanforth, Halsey, Gir, Stanforth, Stanforth, Gir, Gir , Gir, They're all stanforths and girs!. well. except this Knives one..
Tazy counts the girs and stanforths
Tazy: Gir's Out!
Jason wakes up and attatches gir to trebuchet and launches him off the island and salutes
Gir: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! I saw a squirrel!
Jena blinks