A/N: Well, I've got no excuses. I could say life sucks but I learned to suck it up and smile so life will be a little easier. Please, I kid, life couldn't get any better. So i decided to try this writing thing again, bare with me i may be a little rusty. This is seriously un-beta'ed so I warn you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of it's characters, I just like to screw with them.

The perks of living in Canada

The trees were bare resembling something out of a horror movie and the snow covered the lawn like a thick blanket.

It was the middle of the winter and I don't think this place could get any colder.

Thank god I was moving to forks in a week, it may be rainy there but I'd take rain over snow any day.

"Bella! watch out for the-" splash.

Great out of all days mother nature chooses the day i have no bras left and had to make do with a flimsy sports bra to make a bus pass and splash me with the roads filthy slush.

I had a feeling today was going to be fantastic.

"Well well Swan I knew I'd get a friendly hello from you someday but i never figured it would be so perky" all of his pre-pubescent friends tried laughing, they all sounded like little girls.

"Cullen I never figured you to be such a pervert" I could have sworn I was fifteen and he was eighteen.

"Touche Swan, touche" him and his little rats swarmed along with him leading the way, I heard sheep noises fading in the distance.

Cullen, the eyes of an apple and the scratch I would never be able to itch.

"Bella wait up!" I blew out a huge sigh, that could only be one person.

"Go away Mike" I muttered under my breathe.

"Ha ha you're so funny Bella" oh so he heard, good, why wasn't he taking it as a hint.

"I know I crack myself up" cue fake laugh.

"So I was..." I decided to tune him out and stare at a squirrels, it deserved my attention. Hm, I wonder what happened to it's tall. Oh yeah that's right squirrels usually shed their tails in the winter. My god look at all those nuts, that thing definitely hit the jackpot.

"...what do you think?" oops, tuned him out for too long.

"Sure, sounds great" my god that squirrel is fat, I wonder how it's moving so damn fast.

"Really? great, I'll pick you up at 8" wait, pause for a second. The squirrel stopped and looked straight at me like it too knew I just made the biggest mistake of agreeing to anything that Mike says. Those beady little eyes scared me a little.

I turned around and saw absolutely nothing ahead, great now I was stuck with ol' puppy eyes for the rest of my moving away party which included me, a sombraro, and some tacos.

Well I guess two is always greater than one, the day couldn't get any worse...right?

I was snug and content in the corner table eating my cucumber sand which, life is pretty good right now.

I don't think I'd ever get sick of cucumbers, they're always so crisp and fresh.

"Don't you ever get sick of eating that?" Is that?

"Angie?" I honestly could never get sick this woman, I want to stuff her in my suitcase and bring her with me everywhere.

"That's my name, right?" I giggled just a little.

"I'm so glad you decided to come to school today" I smiled, just a little.

"So I heard you're moving" smile gone.

"You know I don't want to but my mom got this huge promotion and with that huge promotion came a huge catch, which so happened to be a move" saying it out loud made it much more real.

"I know I know, promise you won't forget me?" she stuck out her pinkie, i pulled her pinkie with mine.

"I promise" the smile came back.

French class was coming along fine, too bad was sick today. Poor substitute got our class, this has years of therapy written all over it.

I was writing down whatever was left on the board, before the class decided to harass the teacher, when I felt a swift kick to the back of my chair.

Now I knew this was him and i would usually ignore it but since it's the last day I was feeling a bit ballsy, I turned around.

"So help me god Cullen you kick my chair again, I'll give you a swift kick to where the sun don't shine" could he feel my angry glare.

"Jeez Swan you'll do anything to touch me won't you" ego, the size of a mountain.

"Listen ass hat, this is my last day so fuck it up and I'll-"

"You'll do what, huh?" is he taunting me?

"I'll do this" so i got up and did what I had been waiting years to do.

Whoa, the walls are a very bold color of green. I never would've thought that the Principal would paint the detention room this color, always thought he liked the color blue.

"Isabella, are you paying attention?" ugh, that name brings back awful memories.

"Uh yeah, what is it?" this shade of green reminds me of something familiar.

I turned my head to the side and remembered exactly what that color reminded me of, him.

I looked down and giggled.

"See something you like?" even his cocky attitude couldn't stop from having my last giggle.

"Yes actually, I happen to love the color of that ice pack" oh did I mention I punched him, he won't be having kids in the near future.

"Of course you do" I could hear the smirk but i looked up anyways, just to prove it was there.

"I'm serious, it's got this nice mixture of browns that just fascinates me" his smile is contagious

"Alright crazy girl I get"

"I think I'll frame it" I was serious about that.

"Okay I'd rather have the girl who was staring at the walls back" did he just laugh?

"Now that I'm having a conversation the walls will be boring if I go back to them" they wouldn't but I liked having conversations with people better.

"Are we having a normal conversation, Swan?" by god he's right, I'm having a normal conversation him.

"Well I wouldn't call what our conversation has been about "normal"" I seriously used my fingers to quote.

"Ha you crack me up" he even did the classic mess up my hair because I'm adorable move. Hi grandpa, I missed you. I blew the hair off of my face and decided that studying his face would pass some time by.

"What are you doing now?" studying your face.

"Studying your face" I like to tell the truth.

"And may I ask why?" Is he still speaking?

"Try it sometime, time flies like a dove when you do" it's true.

"Okay..." he sounded reluctant but I knew he'd give in to the temptation.

So that was the day I made my worst enemy, a close friend.

So i haven't decided if I should keep this as one shot or continue with it.

Comments make me a happy camper, which reminds me of squirrels for some reason.

xoxo,

Chrissy