The weirdest dream

By: HotVampireGirl's sister

I fell asleep and this is what I saw…

A tomb stone with an apple on it held by a boy named Edward. Next to him was a girl, Bella. Then they both fell over dead with a flash of green light (Hint Hint). p yay!! Then I heard conga music playing in the background and people doing the conga line. Then another flash of green light and Jacob fell over dead. Then the people of La Push took turns dancing on him. (Muahahahahahahaha!). Then the whole Cullen family was hit by a green light and fell over dead. (You know this is getting old…) Now the whole volturi killed everyone (party crashers..). Then the last flash of green light (finally… voldamort never gets tired) then the dead volturi was taken to a science lab for examination. (I thought harry killed voldamort in the last book?)

Then the ghosts of the Cullens rose from earth to go to Heaven. Bella was kissing Jake. Edward and Jasper were standing with their arms crossed and saying 'humph'. Emmett and Rosalie were planing a big prank on the whole family. Carlisle and Esme were holding hands and watching their kids, while Alice was planing a trip to the heaven mall.

Then there was a flash of white light and there was a man siting in a boat his name was Charlie. After a few seconds he caught a fish and named it Bella. Then another few seconds he added another fish in and named it Jacob. It then shows a sign saying '1 hour latter'. It shows the tank and there are 20 werefish babies.

In another flash it shows Emmett sitting in a hottub with a barbie named Rosy, Jasper was going to hit with Edwards piano, and Edward was going to hit Jasper with Rosalie yelling for Edward to put her down. The last time she yelled at him he said only if Jasper gets his bloody hands off his piano.

In the last flash of light (thank goodness) was Bella and Jake (the real thing not the fish). They were singing Taylor swifts song "our song". Then I woke up screaming.

Who woulda thunk it?

A/n: I know most of you T/NM/E book huggers might not appreciate the fact that they all die. Sorry . That's the way the dream came to me. All I got to say is build a bridge and get over it… Statement from Hannah Montana.

P.S. HotVampireGirl knows nothing so don't blame her… but if you want to feel free… I DON'T own T/NM or Eclipse (when it comes out)

Stephenie Meyer does. "Enjoyed it didn't you?" Bite into an orange "Hey who grew this, a squirrel?" spit it out.