Hello everyone,

So I am here with my second story.

It's another crossover. This time with Naruto and again DGM, but well it's in my name, isn't it?

Okay, there is some Information you Need for this fic but I will split it on each chapter.

First: DGM timeline is after the ark;

For Naruto it's post-war BUT Neji didn't die in the war, he survived (somehow).

The reason is I kinda need him for this Story to work. And despite that; how likes to kill their favourite character! So you can be pretty sure that in every Naruto-fic I might write, even when it's post-war, Neji will still be alive. I'm sorry, I'm selfish when it Comes to that ;)

Disclaimers: No, DGM and Naruto both don't belong to me, but their rightfull owners.

But now to the story:

DGM world

"It's your fault, moyashi! If you hadn't gotten lost and I had to search for you, we would have finished this stupid mission much earlier! And I would not be fucking still stuck with you, baka moyashi!"

"It's Allen, BaKanda! Will you ever remember that? And it's not like I want to be on a mission with you either!"

Two angry voices sound through the little village, disturbing the peaceful atmosphere it had before. Every villager on the street turns to the source of the shouts. Two boys in black coats. One with long black hair and the other with hair as white as snow. Yes, it were our all favourite two exorcists, Allen and Kanda, enjoying their favourite time passing, bickering with each other. They were sent on a mission by Komui, who seemed to have fun in pairing them up. Their task was a pretty simple one. Get an Innocence located in a lake next to the town they are in now. They managed that without problems fighting the attacking akumas off, not gaining much damage. So with the Innocence now safely in Allen's bag, they are heading back or rather first to a restaurant since it is starting to get dinner time and Allen like always not wanted to continue without eating first. But with these two it ended in nothing but a fight.

That's like they arrived in this situation walking down the main street, fighting loudly, with Link discretely trailing behind them doing nothing to stop the fight ('not his job' after all, is it?). Everyone looks at them weirdly as they pass. So caught up in their bickering Allen nearly overlooks the restaurant they are walking past. Importance on 'nearly'. He stops, grabs Kanda's sleeve and pulls him back.

"Wait, BaKanda! There is a restaurant. And I said I am hungry. So let's eat. Afterwards we can head for the gate of the ark to return to the Order."

With that he turns and walks inside, choosing a table immediately and sits down, burying himself in the menu.

"Che." Kanda scoffs and follows the other, though a bit unwillingly.

They are halfway through their meal when they start another fight. Because they are so focused on each other they don't notice two familiar persons, a dark haired girl and a male red head, approaching them. But they are soon ripped out of their own world when the red head suddenly jumps, glomping both of them. The two are barely able to avoid getting their heads knocked together.

"Yuu-chan! Moyashi-chan! I knew this were your two lovely voices! It's really lucky that we meet here, isn't it?"

That's obviously Lavi, no one else is stupid enough to do something like that (at least no one in this world?). Linali who is following behind has now determined Lavi's wish to die. Jumping into one of Allen and Kanda's fights like that and on top of that hugging Kanda. That's pure madness! And her theory is proven when there starts to grow an absolute homicidal aura around the other two teens. She slightly fears for her friend seeing Kanda slowly drawing his sword. Lavi himself also backs away.

"Oi, baka usagi! Now you did it!" he growls deeply turning to the frightened Lavi, Allen following suit.

She sighs, "Okay, that's enough now! All of you! Don't create a mess in the middle of the restaurant," she says, hitting both Allen and Kanda on the head.

They move back, growling, holding their heads, but complying. Lavi grins, happy to be saved, until Linali hits him as well.

"And for you. It's your fault as well. You know exactly how these two are and how they would react. You deliberately provoked them." Lavi pouts.

The only one not taking part in the scene at all is Link who is just scribbling something in his notebook.

After Allen and Kanda finish their food they walk out of the restaurant. They haven't come far before the two start their next argument. It appears they are in a bad mood today. Lavi and Linali only sigh, exasperated over the constant bickering of their friends. It's only when it turns into an all-out battle with their weapons that Linali interrupts them, but it changes into a surprised yell.

"Allen! What is that? You are glowing!"

The boy jumps back. "I am glowing? What the hell?" He looks around himself frantically, trying to find the source of the light.

"Oi, baka moyashi! What are you doing?" Kanda shouts at him.

Allen ignores him for once, even his hated nickname. He pulls out the Innocence they acquired, relieved that he found the reason. "Why is it glowing like that?"

But before anyone can answer the question the glowing intensifies, enveloping all four exorcists and Link in a green light. They squeeze their eyes shut, protecting them from the light.

When the light fades something has changed drastically. As Link opens his eyes and looks around he is shocked. He is alone on the street! The four exorcists have disappeared! That's a serious problem for him there.

'Inspector Rouvelier is going to kill me when he finds out!' he thinks.

Naruto world

But our two bickering friends aren't the only ones with a mission. In another world there is a group of ninja who is returning home after having finished one as well. They are six persons as the mission was somewhere in between A- and S-Rank. The leaders of the team are Neji Hyuuga and Shikamaru Nara. With them are Sakura Haruno, as a medical nin, Kiba Inuzuka with his dog Akamaru, for tracking, and on top of that Rock Lee and Naruto Uzumaki, for fighting power. Their mission had been to locate two dangerous missing nins in an area swarming with bandits and beasts, capture them and deliver them safely to Suna.

They were able to accomplish the task without greater problems. Luckily no one got serious injuries. Some scratches and little wounds but nothing dangerous. Unfortunately one of the enemies was killed in the fight, so they were only able to deliver one prisoner and one body. But the Kazekage was pleased nonetheless. So now they are on their way home. It was getting late and it is their last night before they arrived back in Konoha. They had decided to take a rest for the night. Shikamaru and Sakura (Sakura being the medical and Shikamaru too lazy) are staying back at the clearing they found while the others look around the area in teams of two.

Kiba and Lee are walking through the forest keeping watch for anything suspicious.

"Mah, why do we have to go on patrol? We are close enough to Konoha. No one would be so stupid to ambush us here. Neji and Shikamaru are just being paranoid…" Kiba is complaining.

But he is interrupted when Akamaru suddenly barks out. His owner turns to him worried.

"What is it, boy?" he asks his dog.

"Is there something wrong, Kiba?" Lee has picked up and is looking around, searching for a danger.

"He says, he is smelling something he has never before," Kiba answers, "He says, there are four persons, around 800 meters south from here."

The two exchange a look and nod, "Let's go and look if they are enemies."

"Shall we inform the others? We could split up."

"No, I think we should first determine who they are. And I bet if they are a danger Neji would have found them as well and taken action." So they head off to where the strangers are.

And they are right. Neji has also sensed some other presence in the forest. He saw the four persons waking up with his Byakugan while an overly energetic Naruto is bouncing next to him, being bored. Nonetheless they are a lot further away than the other two. So they will arrive later.

"Have you seen anything, Neji?" Naruto is prodding.

The Hyuuga sighs, closing his eyes, and thinks, 'I should really have made different teams, but well, Lee is not much better' then he speaks up at his loud teammate. "There are four people some distance away from us south-east. We are going to look who they are."

Naruto jumps in the air, "Yeah, finally something interesting. I can't wait. The journey was so boring."

Neji groans, setting off after the other. He hears the blond talking like he usually does.

"But I also can't wait to get back to Konoha. I want to beat Teme. I am sure I can."

Yes, a lot of things have changed. One is that Sasuke is back in the village. It has been nearly a year since the war against Tobi/Obito. Sasuke joined them in the final fight and didn't refuse to come back afterwards (okay, was out cold right after the fight, but stayed afterwards). He was sent to prison for half a year, but other than that he didn't receive punishment because of his help in the war and against Orochimaru. They won the war but lost many good ninjas. Neji himself practically died, but luckily the medics were able to save him. He barely survived the war (A/N: I am sorry for this change but I kinda need it). Despite these changes life in Konoha goes on. The rookie nine are now all turning 17. They are all going on missions but some ranks changed as well. Shikamaru, though reluctantly, became jounin; Naruto finally advanced from genin, even though being the hero of the war officially he is still only chunin, and so is Sasuke, who is not allowed to be jounin yet. Some others are on the brink of being jounin, but are not promoted until now. Usually they go in small groups since there is a bit of a lack of fighters after the war. The big group proves the difficulty of this mission.

Neji shakes his head, bringing himself out of his musing. He has to concentrate on this now. He has to find out who these strangers are and whether they are a danger.

So, thanks for reading.

Tell me how it was.

This fic will not be progressing as fast as my first one is. One chapter every two weaks or something. It also depends on when I find time.