Hey, I'm Enig, and this is my snack ro- I mean, story about a freeman who saves things. END OF RINE. Also, keep in mind that I do these things in short bursts, meaning that this might take a while. There's only so much time for typing, /v/, yelling at my cat, moar /v/, hats, /g/, Keith Apicary- oh, you get the idea.

HALF-LIFE: FULLON ACTION

Gordon Freeman was a scientist who worked in a science place with gard guys and other science guys who did things. Gordon was late on day because he was drinking because of his fiend Braney who was guard and they both got happy and drink. Gordon got on the train and said 'I hope that today is good day for some fULL-ON ACTION'. Gordon got into science area and got off. Gordon ran in real fast but also blew up macrowave because it had casseroll from other sciencetist who was not nice guy. Gordon ran off and then finally thinked "I fogrot suit!' so he ran back fastly. Gordon got on work suite and got into the laser room, which was laser room because of a big laser for laser things.

Grodba went on platform near top of rom and the guy came on the speakers and said "GODON HIT THAT SWITCH FOR TESTS" so Godon hit the switch and the machines started spinning. Gordon got off and went to a floor when a cart came up. Gordon was feeling fine so he kicked the car into the laser. But then, laser exploded, and the guys in the speaker room were blow up! "Oh no! I must gets out!" said Gordan, butthe door was locked! Gordon than got hit by lasers and warped into darkness, which made Gordon scream out lungs, but then he warped to really weird place where everything was ourple and water, but then he warped back to darkness which now had aliens!

Gordon woke back up in lab room, but everthing was exploded and melty due to the lasers. Gordon said "Today is a bad day to working" and ran out exploded doors to hallway, where Jimmy the security guard was dead but he didn't have waepon which Godon said he needed. GOrdon ran far and fast to the first elevator and went up when he saw his friend coworker Eli helping out hurt guy. "Get to the top and help everyone!" yelled Eli in fears. "Yes I willis!" said Gordon as he ran off past a tank of Hearcrabs.

Gordon went down hall way and had to go around laser but then he went to hit the ellevator buton but then the elervator came down real fast and it expoded so Gordon had to break glass but what with? Then, Gordon saw crowbars and picked it up and got rid of the glass and went up and went running but the other halway was blocked.

Then Gorwin found a open hole where a vent plate was but there was a headcrab. "Oh noe where do they come from?" Gordon said. Gordon hit it and it died so he ran up through another hole and made it into a hallway where a guard died while fighting a zombie who was also sorta a ghost and found the Gun.

Gordon got the gun and pointed to the top of room and said "With this I will do what has tobe done and do some FULL-ON-ACTION!" and Gordon ran off for the FULL-ON ACTION.

(To be continued...?)

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