AN: Well, wassup. :D K, I know I have another fanfic in the works right now that isn't even half finished, but I had this idea stuck in my head for the longest time and I wanted to post it up so badly. I love Vocaloid, period. So, naturally, I just HAD to write SOMETHING for it. This fic is centered on Len, and his rivalry with Piko. Len has always been my favorite Vocaloid, so when Piko came into the picture, he shocked me a little. He was actually pretty cute. Almost as much as Len. So with that thought, I started thinking of what Len would think and do when faced with this competition. Thus, this fanfic was born.

The personalities of the Vocaloids are all my opinion. They have no set personality, so if you think differently than me how they should act, that's fine with me. All the Vocaloids in this fanfic include the Japanese ones. I would include the English ones as well, but I feel that I wouldn't be able to come up with that many creative personalities for everyone then.

Another thing that I should point out, is that this will have romance (LenxMiku, KaitoxMeiko, PikoxRin, GakupoxLuka) but NO YAOI...unfortunately.

So, that concludes my boring/long Author's Note, now you can actually...enjoy it I guess. ^_^;

Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid. If I did, Len would crossdress EVEN MORE than he does so already ;D


Envy: a feeling of discontent with regard to another's advantages, success, etc. In other words, the exact feeling Len had when the new vocaloid Piko sauntered in and stole his hard-earned fanbase.


It was a bleak Sunday afternoon in the city of Tokyo. A storm had just passed: dark black clouds that had recently loomed over the citizens were now drifting away as the sun slowly made its way into the open sky. The streets bustled with life, making it impossible for anyone to arrive at their target destination without a huge crowd in the way. To call this city overpopulated was an understatement. Metaphorically, Tokyo was like trying to stuff three pineapples inside a jar. This was a city for all ages, but for some strange reason, not a single pre-teen/teen girl could be seen in the shopping centers on this particular day. Or anywhere at all...

Oh wait, it's not strange at all. Today was the day when one of Japan's most well-known pop-sensation would be releasing his album. It was a perfectly legit reason.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! LEN-KUUUUNNNN~!" A horde of at least a hundred fangirls could be seen gathering around the Vocaloid Records Store, located on the lowest floor of the tall building. More and more young girls flocked around the skyscraper, each attempting to get through the large crowd.

Here they planned on gracing their eyes with the prescence of an angel; the angel that had stolen each and every one of their hearts away with his soft voice. An angel with such soft, silky hair, smooth skin, round blue eyes that shone like a lake after a heavy rainfall... (ahh~)

Now, who could that be?

Here are some clues:

From a good distance away, a glance at his bright blonde hair could send an unsuspecting fangirl to faint in dire happiness. A small smile towards one's direction would send a girl to the hospital from excessive screaming and raw glee. To even bump into him accidentally could cause a fangirl to lose a brain cell (or maybe a few more) and have a seizure resulted from pure bliss. Being his girlfriend would have you paranoid for the rest of your life, for fear that one (all) of his many fangirls (or fanboys) will come to attack and possibly murder you. Marriage? It's an indefinite death for you.

Now, who was this boy that more than half of Japan's pre-teen population had devoted their once sane lives to?

Who else but Kagamine Len, fourth member (along with his twin sister) of the Vocaloids? Who else but the fourteen year old shota boy, whose cute face held the feminity of a girl, but still held enough air of masculinity to be considered straight? Who else but the boy whose voice was a mixture of a deep toned girl and a high-pitched boy that was, for some reason, pleasing to young girls' ears? Who else?

That's right, nobody. This role was exclusively entitled to Len. The #1 Best Male Vocaloid (behind Miku Hatsune overall) that is. Or if you prefer the other one of his "nicknames" the boy voted as KAWAII DESU~'s #1 Cutest Boy. Any of those two aliases are fine. What's really important was the clear message both provided, which was:

Len is, and always will, dominate the fangirls of Japan. Whether they wanted it or not. The majority wanted it, so it's all good.

Here in the midst of good ol' Tokyo stood a tall grey skyscraper with the large bolded letters of the company that all of Japan knew of: VOCALOID. The institute of only the best singers of today and tomorrow: including the blond haired wonder. It was here that an enormous group of young girls attempted to make their way through the locked doors of the building in order to see the angel of their dreams.

Screaming, chanting, and the sounds of honking cars was what could be heard outside. This chaos was an amusing sight: so much that a Cheshire-like grin crossed Rin's face as she looked out the window of her room.

"Lenny-kun~ can I please wash your underwear~? I'm so in love with you~! Oh how I wish we could be together forever and ever and ever~!" the blonde twin laughed as she leaned her head against her brother's shoulder, who was also looking down at the mad scene taking place seven floors below.

"H-hey. Knock it off Rin-chan." Len stuttered, obviously embarassed by the situation. The boy pressed his nose against the window, and casted his blue eyes downward towards the fangirls still collecting themselves around the metal building.

"Ha, in no time this whole place'll be knocked over. Give the company a favor and just go out there. Geez. It's your album." Rin pulled on his hair teasingly. Len shook his head.

"I don't think that'll be necessary...I'm sure they're here for someone else..." he trailed off. It was an act, obviously (as much as he didn't want to admit it.) Of course he knew that they were there for him!

"Pfft. Right." Rin rolled her eyes. She turned on her heel to climb up to her orange bed in the top bunk. Sighing, she laid her head down upon her orange-shaped pillow (yes, the fruit.) Her state of relaxation ceased as soon as she remembered a very very juicy piece of gossip she had stumbled upon.

"Y'know, I got the best gossip ever this morning." she chirped brightly, suddenly jumping out of the bunk and landing on the floor. There was no trouble for her to land on her two feet.

"Rin! That's dangerous!" Len scolded. Pursing her lips, the girl rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, listen! I heard Kiyoteru-sensei and Gakupo-baka talking about something!"

"Hey, there's no need to call Gakupo-nii an idiot..."

"WHATEVER! Anyway, the two old men were talking about something! They wanted to keep it secret until later, but I just happened to be there while practicing for our new song. Getting back to the important part," Rin rambled on excitedly, "a new Vocaloid will be joining us soon!"

Len's ears perked up a bit. It had been a while, since Iroha-san, for there to be a new addition to the Vocaloids.

Naturally, some would be concerned about this fact, since this new addition could possibly overshadow the others, but Len was not. The truth is, is that most new Vocaloids that come in are almost always girls, young or old. So there was no competition threatening to claim Len's title as #1 Cutest Boy or #1 Male Vocaloid. And even if there was another male, it'd probably be someone older, like Kaito or Gakupo. And it was a fact that none could possibly be talented enough to rob Len of his coveted spot in his many fangirls' fantasies. Anyone who would even attempt this act would just be met by pure disappointment and disgrace.

The truth is, is that Len, as modest and shy he may seem, is actually very competitive when it comes to popularity. There is no way in hell, that he will settle for second place.

Well, Miku was an exception since he did kind of have fee-

Anyway, there was just no competition. Period.

"You wanna know what's the best part?" Before Len could even get a chance to say anything, Rin continued, "It's a BOY! And not only that, but he's FOURTEEN YEARS OLD TOO!" She grinned, skipping around the room like a lunatic. Obviously, this pleased her to no end.

If he was cute, maybe something REALLY good could come out of this... Rin giggled to herself as she thought this.

Unfortunately, the same could not be said about Len.

Okay, WHAT?

"...That's great. Really. It'll be nice to have a new...friend!" Len's face stretched into a wide, almost unreal, grin. Honestly, this'll be nice. A boy that's actually the same age as him...maybe he could teach the new guy how to get himself a fanbase. It'll never be as vast as his, but with some encouragement, they'll get along just fine. No problem.

Zilch. Nada.

Besides, he can't be that much cuter than him. Or as talented. And his hair couldn't be as shiny as his. Maybe he was just a fat, wannabe pop-sensation? Yeah, maybe like a fanboy who was somehow accepted into the VOCALOIDs for a joke. That could be it...

Groaning, Len shook his head vigorously at his train of thought. He couldn't allow these negative thoughts to seep into his head. Who knows what it might do to him.

"Hahaha, Len, stop acting like a weirdo!" Rin slapped his back. The impact of the somewhat friendly slap almost knocked him over.

"I-I'm not acting weird!" he replied, his cute, shy persona kicking into gear.

"WE WANT LEN! WE WANT LEN!" A loud chorus of girls could be heard outside.

Of course. I have so many loyal fans. No way will they abandon me. He smiled to himself contentedly as he looked down at the crowd again.

"Soooo~, you wanna know when he's gonna come?" Rin asked, eager to relay more details on the matter. Len nodded without even turning to look at his sister.

Yes, that would be a good idea. Maybe then Len could figure out how much time he had to improve himself even further so that it was impossible for the newcomer to surpass him...

"HE'S COMING TOMORROW!" Rin shouted.

Well...shit.


You actually got this far? You deserve a cookie :D I over exaggerated Len quite a bit, but that's the point. So R&R, if you will. It will motivate me to make the chapters faster.

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kthnxbai