The Three Fat Pigs Murderer File
A beautiful girl floated in mid air and spoke. "Beware of the wolf, for if you're not you will meet your demise…."
"Get out of my house, and never come back," the mother pig shouted.
"Fine," all the pigs screamed in unison. "And don't expect us to ever speak to you again." Storming of, all three pigs went to the town of Grove. Since none of them had money, they decided to go with old fashion theft. First Mark, the youngest of the pigs, stole some straw from the horse trainer of the town. Next Zanketsu, the middle pig, stole logs from the lumberjack shop just off the town border. Lastly, José, the oldest of the three, stole stone from the street and cement from the hardware store.
Mark was dumb, so he thought that straw would be able to hold up to the might of the legendary wolf of shadows. His foolish way would soon kill him.
Zanketsu was stuck up, so he believed that his house made with logs would be able to hold up to the might of the great wolf. His arrogance and poor architecture would be his demise.
Jose was smart, so he made his house with stone and cement, and truly thought it was sufficient to be a resistance from the wolf. Though he was correct that it would be strong, the grate flaw was that time wasn't on his side.
Ten days and ten nights past from the pigs mooching days ending, and finally the grate wolf came to Mark at 3PM.
Knocking on the door he proclaimed, "I, the grate wolf of shadows, request entry to your hut."
"Nope," Mark replied.
"I command you to do as I tell."
"I said no, and that means no!"
"Fine," the wolf answered quite annoyed. Pulling out a gallon of gasoline the wolf poured it on the hut.
"W-what are you doing?"
"Bye," the wolf said with a chuckled and threw his lighter on the pigs' precious invention. Many screams came from the burning straw, because the pigs' skin was burning while he was still alive.
1 day past, and the wolf now was at Zanketsus' house.
Like before, he knocked on the door. "I ask for your permission to enter…please," he asked when there was an answer from Zanketsu.
"Why," Zanketsu questioned.
"I just need to borrow some spices."
"In that case…," he said opening the door. The second it opened completely the house collapsed, due to its poor structural support, with many thuds.
"Man, I almost got some flesh, but no, you died just before I even had a chance," the wolf thought aloud with a sigh.
The next day was the same as the two before, but different….
José worked hard on his house, because his choice was stone and cement it would have taken months to finish his house. Unknown to José the wolf slowly approached.
Silently running up behind the pig, the wolf grabbed José and put a rag with chloroform against his mouth. Now that the pig was powerless against him, he Sink his teeth into José's neck. Sucking his blood the wolf smiled. He sucked until there wasn't a drop left. Finally meeting the needed sacrifices for his ultimate spell, he chants the spell and a strong light consumes his body. After two minutes, the light slowly dims and finally disappears, and a beautiful woman was revealed in place of the wolf. "I've finally been lifted of that reached Curse," the women said with a grin.
What is the moral you ask. Well it's….always listen to the beautiful woman floating in mid air in your dreams.
A/N: Zanketsu is a joke from bleach.