Hey its Mellisa Hasbeen! I usually don't write or read Jake and Bella stuff but this is something I thought would be good to do. To try to do a story of them… its sort of based off of my one shot called the Black Button…. SO here I go you guy…. And in this story nothing sexual has happened between Jake and Bella yet!

My name is Bella Swan, I'm not the same girl I was a few years ago, I'm not in love with Edward Cullen, and I don't care for those vampires who left me here, I only care for my close friends Jake, Embry, Quil, Seth, and Leah. I'm twenty one years old and I don't need a vampire miner bugging me, haunting my thoughts. So I don't let him, my friends and father are all I need.

I haven't talked to my mother in over a year, her and Phil are having a baby so I don't think I want anything to do with that. Neither does Charlie. So we stopped talking to her.

I don't live with Charlie anymore, I live on the Rez. In a house with Leah, Jake, Embry, Quil, Seth and sadly Paul… it was going to be hard to pay the rent with only six people… so Paul joined in… I'm the only one with a real job, so they do what ever to make money every once in a while because they eat… A LOT. I mean I go to the store TWICE a day on a good day, and if Paul's angry you can for get it and I'm going four times a day because when he's angry everyone wants to eat, I don't know why nor do I care, but when he's angry you just need food. So I run to the store.

Oh, and forks got a McDonalds finally… Paul got kicked out… and now I'm only allowed to do drive thru when I go to get it… I also used to work there… Paul got me fired… and you know what… I really hate Paul!

"BELLA!" Leah yelled, "Where are my panties!"

"Lee, I wear my own, ask the boys." I yelled back… and three… two… one…

"Paul! Give me my Panties BACK! NOW!" and they're off! "BELLA! He stole them again!" I walked down the stairs and here's Paul, with panties on his head, hanging off his ears and a pair in his mouth and three in each hand, running around the house.

"Dammit Paul!" She screamed. "BELLA!"

"Just please don't phase…" I muttered and walked out of the house. The moment I walked out I had a feeling that everything stopped because Leah ran out and followed me.

"Where you going?" She asked.

"To talk to Jacob, why?" she never asked me where I was going.

"How long will you be gone?"

"I don't know! Go play panty chase with Paul!" I yelled and she walked back in with a slight smile on her face and I heard a cracking noise and a 'what the hell' and a laugh… and 'Leah keep your clothes on' and then a moan… I don't wanna know….

I walked out to our garage to find Jacob there working on a car. "Hey Jake," I said with a smile. He stood up, all greasy and gross and hugged me and kissed my forehead.

"Hey bells…."

What do you think! I love ya'll! Is it good bad… dumb cute… well tell me what you think… love you guys…

-Mel.