A/N I do not own Harry Potter or anything apart blah blah
In the bath totally bored and decided to write this down... Yes I write in my bath!
20 Things that only happen in Harry Potter Fanfiction...
Hermione and Snape hook up in and a sordid affair begins.
HarryXDraco, RemusXSirius Slash happens (Though to be fair I love it)
Everyone is hot (Apart from Slytherins who all resemble trolls)
All the characters have A LOT of sex.
Snape is Harry's father.
HP characters go to forks and meet the Cullens.
Hermione has and affair with Draco..
Hermione has an affair with George.
Hermione infact has an affair with pretty much anyone.
When characters loose their virginity its always magical.
Sirius in a man hoe.
The most popular place to have sex in the astronomy tower.
HermioneXGinny pairing exists.
Mrs Weasley doesn't mind teenagers having sex in her house as long as she can plan the wedding.
Scorpious always ends up with Lily/Rose but never falls in love with anyone else.
Post DH no body parties in their common room but all head out to the room of requirement and throw a massive one.
Some body always gets pregnant at 15.
90% of the weasleys are in fact gay.
The Dursleys beat harry so he has to go live with Snape as nobody else in the world wants him.
It's not uncommon to find a portrait taking a potions lesson.
Hope you like the list it's just a joke so we all know. Most of my favourite stories have these story lines in them!
The next chapters are one shots in which I will make a mini story line out of the list hehe.