The funniest story ever
Hello my name is majdi with my two brothers john and Alex, we all have something unique about ourselves
My oldest brother Johnny is very smart my older by 1 month brother Alex is very skillful in the arts of the manbearpig and me I'm good with strength although Johnny is still stronger I'm pretty buff for my age I think its because I eat healthy but I'm not really sure my fat ass brother Alex who eats like a fucking pig and farts smell like ass and me and Johnny feel like we are going to die when we get a whiff but he's still a good brother he is really nice we all believe in manbearpig but none will believe us we live alone my oldest bro has a job that he says is top secret me and Alex own our own porno shop and yes if your wondering there is manbearpig porn Johnny's always pale and he said he got bit by a dog on his neck but me and Alex are pretty suspicious about what really happened his teeth are sharp as fuck not that fuck is sharp or is it yeah no I don't think so but me and Alex over herd Johnny talking to someone with a deep voice I don't know about this I told Alex I'm worried about Johnny what if he's getting in the wrong hands of someone don't worry Johnny is to smart for that yeah I guess your right I comment with some hesitation listen if your really that worried maybe we should talk to him yeah maybe your right wait hey Alex yeah he said with the softest voice what would manbearpig do eat him oh lets not do that yeah Alex said that's good idea later that day at dinner so Johnny how was work I'm sorry that's classified he said with a straight face then we hear in a weird voice I want to play a game me and Johnny gasp what Alex said still taking a dump with the door wide open why are you gasping we herd someone say I want to play a game oh that was me talking to my cock oh that's pleasant we both said at the same time wow it's like you were reading my mind Johnny just smiled and said you never know whoa that was creepy he said please pass the blood I mean ketchup ok I said laughing your so silly I tell him he said sorry about so then I say its ok and we proceed to eat afterwards we go to bed good night I said to Johnny good night I said to Alex still on the shitter I said are you ok all I herd was snoring I went to bed chuckling.