Disclaimer: Paolini owns the Inheritance Cycle. Not me. Clear?

A/N: ( SPOILERS FOR INHERITANCE) I actually loved the MxN in the 4th book, but for some reason I can't help it but make fun of them. I feel a little meanie:( But anyway! I'm doing this. WARNING: Might cause laughter. Don't you dare blame me about it. You have been warned.

Sing kind of magic and who wants to live forever whenever you see them.

Compare them to Bella and Edward.

Ask Nasuada if the burn marks on her arms are "love scars"

Tell Murtagh that before they started dating Nasuada was seriously thinking of marrying king Orrin.

Tell Nasuada that Thorn is in love with Saphira, and so is Murtagh with Eragon.

Convince Thorn to eat Nasuada.

Steal Zar'rock and claim Nasuada did it.

Whenever you see them kissing shout RAPE.

Make sure you take them on video, then give it to Galbatorix.

Ask Nasuada how she can stand having an emo boyfriend. Make sure Murty is listening.

Tell Murtagh that Nasuada ordered Eragon to kill him.

Convince Eragon to flirt with Nasuada and Arya with Murtagh.

Or, if you want something unusual convince Eragon to flirt with Murtagh and Arya with Nasuada.

Make to Murtagh a fake profile on a date site. Make sure Nasuada sees it.

In random times walk up to them and cry WHY!

Force them to read every single MxN fanfiction existing.

Continuously call them " my little scatterbrained lovebirds"

Paint Murtagh's skin black and say it's so he can match Nasuada.

Run to the Varden and yell the traitor is kidnapping the queen!

Ressurect Ajihad and give him a copy if Inheritance. When he totally freaks out with the MxN scenes say: " Isn't it amazing? And to think that some parts were cut off because they weren't suitable for teens... Such a shame..." Videotape results.

So? Did you like it? I think it's funny but I want your opinion too. So please review! It's the easiest thing in the world, you just press the button, and write something.

P.S: About number 1: Don't take me wrong, I love the songs. About number 10: If someone here is emo, no offence.

P.S.S: This is probably going to be a oneshot, but I could write more if you like. It would be funny to see how Murty and Nas would react.