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This was inspired from a weird hentai game/anime I found out about called "Anejiru", about a teenage boy who gets cursed by a demon unless he sleeps with all three of his hot stepsisters. I haven't watched it, but I've got the opening themes for both the game AND the OVA stuck in my head.
Love Juice a.k.a. Why Hentai and Queso Sauce DON'T Mix
Earth-Prime
Garth Ranzz sighed in despair as the digital clock read 11:45 PM. He held the vial with shaky hands. He gulped.
Of course, it figured he hadn't seen his older brother in so long, he just had to sneak into his room to check out the fly stuff he got from that archaeological dig. Especially that cool jar with the funny looking symbols on it.
And then he had to drop it and watch it break into a zillion pieces, followed by a blonde girl with cat ears popping out of a cloud of red smoke.
He didn't want to think about what she was going to do to him at midnight, he was trying to focus on what he would have to do to avoid it. And it made his stomach turn.
"You have to collect her love juice by midnight, fill this vial to the top with it, or the consequences will be horrible." The demon told him.
"But, but why does it have to be-?"
"It'll prove just how dedicated you are to prevent a lifetime of agony." The demon girl innocently grinned.
Garth held back his gag reflex, and slowly crept into her room.
There, sprawled across the bed, wearing nothing but a bra and thin panties...
was his sister Ayla.
"Hello, Garth..." she sexily sighed as the panties slid off and landed on his face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lightning Lad woke up in a horrified sweat, heavily breathing and feeling violated on so many levels.
His stomach turned in knots from the inhale of so much cheese-flavored junk food from last night.
The sun was shining in.
The digi-clock read 6:30 AM.
An hour later, Garth was talking to Ultra Boy about the previous night, a fest of junk and weird japanese cartoons.
"Jo, listen, no more of those weird Japanese shows that Brainy downloaded from the Museum of History." Garth told him.
"But dude, he's got a new one that's got tentacles and school girls!" Jo explained.
"No thanks." Garth waved it off.
"Suit yourself." Jo said.
The next morning...
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
And the cycle continues.
End