It was a nice sunny day at Hoogwarts when Dobby pulled on Headmaser Gandalf's beard! "ouch" saud Dumbledore. "suck me" said Dubby. "no" said Dumbledoor. "then why dey call u da headmaster" exclaimed Debby. "This be why?" yelled Dumbledora. Bumbledoor took out his wand and yelled "Abra Kedabrah" and it toor off Snape's head! Dumblydore picked up Snap's head and said "This by why, D-Dobs!" "oh" said Dooby as he petted Snoop's greasy hair.
Dusky said good buy to the Headmuster and apollolized for pulling his big grey bread. Dumblesnore said it is ok. Doggy ran into Hagrid's hut thing and said hi. Hogrid said hi Dummy. Drooly said "don't call me dummy, fat ass." Harlot said ok. Dreamy said "live like a windrammer as you fuck, lol." Haggard said "let's make sex" "yes I like serving master" said Dougie. "I like I when our dicks touch" said Horrid. "no homo" said Dreary. "I identify as a girl sheep" said Hazed. "ok" said Dixie. Drummy took of his loincloth and Harold unzipped his dress and they passionately made love. Ones they is done they made more love. "swag" sad Droopy. "yas" said Howard. Drippy went to Draco and talked. "the ass was fat and dick was good 10/10" said Disney. "o rally" said Diego. Diablo said "I make sex with Hermione yesterday" Dooby said "u sleep with Hormone!" yes said Dragoon.
Dreary said bye to Dorito and rolled a blunt. "the thug life choice me" said him. Donny teleported Voldymort to him and impaled Vlodemart on his 14 oinch monster dong of doom. "ouch" said Volkswagen. Dummy screamed as he made Voldymuerte pregnant. "o no we didn't use a condo" said Victoria'ssecret. "donut worry babe, all we need is sweg" said Drooby. Vladimirt cried. Dolly and Voldywart had a beautiful baby thing! But it was so ugly that they cried. They did net know if it was a boy or a girl. "420 yolo" screamed Danny as he stuck his meat sword into Verucasalt's love hole. Donny had mad Vacuumsort pregnet agan! But she had a massaige and died.
Dusty rolled a blunt and had an orgy with Filch, Mrs. Norris, and Mr. Wesley. Then he is happy again. Destiny died from injecterating two many marijuanas and Dumblebee partied.
All was well.