Why? Just why did he pick me for his first Pokémon? The stupid prat. Why couldn't he have just gotten up earlier like the other kids? Well thanks to that old man who thinks he knows everything about Pokémon – I now have to live my life with this idiotic kid who thinks he's a strong trainer – but he sooo obviously isn't. For years now I have had to put up with "Go Pikachu" and "where's the next gym" and I have so had enough, I'm telling you now, if this wasn't a kids cartoon, I would've rammed a flipping poke ball up his rear ages ago. When I thought Ash was gone (in the first Pokémon movie) I was over the moon, you should've seen me, I was leaking tears of joy and all of the other Pokémon (even those so called clones) were happy, but my happiness didn't last long, our tears of joy somehow brought the idiot back to life, and things only got worse when that mewtwo wiped all of our memories so I couldn't remember that very happy moment. So why do I act like I'm Ashes best friend? Well we don't want to upset the little kiddies who are watching don't we? The most pain I've ever got to cause him is an occasional thunderbolt. Charizard is so lucky. I wish I was a fire type so I could blast that douche the way he does.
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