A/N 05.08.02: For some reason, this works best with some sort of pseudo-Irish rolling lilt. A good way to get a rolling lilt is to deliver a pseudo-Irish "Hail Mary" in a Protestant pub in Dublin. Some of those beefy men can give you a rolling lilt in no time.

Oops, forgot the disclaimers again. Well, obviously I don't own Robin Hood or any of the other characters, because I am not Anon.

Le Morte d'Hood

The murmur round the firelight
Was stilled as one did stand:
As 'Little John' this man was known;
The pillar of the band.

His voice was choked, demeanour grave
His haunted eyes as black as sin
And quiet as the lonely depths
Did Little John begin:

"The sister could not save him-
-Ach, his wounds, they would not mend-
Our Lord has taken Robin-
And I was with him till the end."

A clamour rose; the gasps and cries
Grew like the strongest gale
But quiet, quietly did he
Continue with his tale.

"The day was gold and blue outside
But Robin was a-dying
I knew his heart felt cagéd
In the bed where he was lying.

"He knew the end was drawing near;
He wished once more to be free.
So summoned he his ragged breath
And called his last to me:

"'O Little John, my dearest friend,
My comrade, best of men,
You must know- of course you know
It won't be long till when-'

"His breathing choked, and staggered
And I feared the end was here
But stalwart Robin, brave to the last,
Gasped out into my ear:

"'O Little John, I see my bow;
This is my final stand.
Mark well my arrow's farewell flight;
Pray bury me where it lands.'

"And with his last strength mustered,
That arrow Robin drew;
The arrow's final voyage landed
Quivering and true..."

His tale was drawing to the end,
The crowd long twilight-covered.
He sighed, then spoke: "Our Robin lies,
At peace atop the cupboard."

09/05/02