Mimi: Hey you guys thanks for all your reviews… Even though you usally don't review to me anyways but it's okay! I still think you guys are kinda cool!!!
Randy: Nahhh it's just that we hate you
Mimi: Oh come on my best friend ever hates me I feel so loved Now I need to take my anger out on something… or someone… If you ever feel this way and need a way to take it out then here is 40 ways to annoy Naruto characters Mainly the Akatsuki
Sasuke
Every time you see him make a short high-pitched scream eventually he is going to get mad and ask you in questionable language why you are screaming ask him if he took his medicine this morning.
Always tell him that his brother Itachi is sooo much hotter then him
Tell him he needs to see a therapist
Write very graphic fanfictions pairing him with Sakura
Even better Naruto
When he's sleeping take a feather and tickle his nose. He will probably wake up the first time you do that make sure that you have a badly drawn Itachi mask on run away screaming weirdly.
Take him to a karaoke bar and make him sing Barbie girl with you.
Make him be Barbie
Kick him in the shin and run as fast as you can or you will die.
10) Call him a sissy dog every time you see him
Lord Pein (the leader of the Akatsuki)
Every time he calls a meeting run in screaming " Power puff girls unite!!!! " when he asks you what the hell your doing look at him say " you should know " Wink and sit down quietly.
Shred his paper work
Buy a puppy
Make sure it's not potty trained
Cry every time you see him
When he asks you why your crying run behind Zetsu and yell " he's trying to eat me!!!!! '"
Ask him if he's ugly
If he says no ask him why he's in the shadows hiding it all the time
When he DOES come out of the shadows grab one of his earrings and say you want to see HIM in his office
10) Start ordering around the Akatsuki saying to them that Pein said you could take it over it for a while when he sees you run
Itachi
tell him how him and his brother look so much alike
Cut off his pony tail
Tel him that his shade of nail polish " so does not go with that dress "
When he gets mad at you and tells you he's not wearing a dress look at him like he sprout two heads and say " Suure Itachi keep dreaming "
Wile he's sleeping put make up on him and take pictures
Wile your talking to him text Sasuke were you are and see them fight
You probably don't have a cell phone in this point in time or Sasuke doesn't so Do something really obnoxious
Poke him endlessly for hours
Keep saying his name over and over again until he snaps and tries to kill you so run
10) run around in circles endlessly around him.
Deidara
Mock him by saying hm after ever sentence
Ask him what he does alone in his room with his hands
Ask him why he can't keep his hands on
Ask him about his sex change
Ask him to make out with his hand
Braid his hair
Ask him who's the Uke in his relationship with Sasori
Ask to borrow his make up
In front of the whole Akatsuki
10) Wile he's giving a speech.
Mimi: I guess that's that…. Well I feel better now just Review!!
Randy: No we don't
Mimi: Fine if this doesn't draw your reviews then the new series I am about to almost write will .
