This is classified G and K+ because there's a little swearing. The characters in it were created by J.K Rowling. Some person I can't
remember made the Swan Princess and it is dedicated to Starburst Jellybean. Happy Birthday! And I am a Bean, she thought of it in the first place.
Voldemort is in his lair of evil attempting to programme a DVD player
Voldemort: 'damn why won't it work! Stupid crapy thing, I've already done that 5 times!' Why
Won't you WORK'. Hits it with hammer. 'Maybe if I do this, noooo not that again I thought I already
Did that 6 times!' 'What is it that thing what is it doing is it supposed to do that? Work damn you
WORK'! 'That's it screw it that's all I'm doing'. Gets up and leaves room.
5 HOURS LATER
Voldemort: 'I hate you, that's it I'm just going to sit here until I think of something'.
16 HOURS LATER
Voldemort: 'Okay, I think if I do this it might just work'.
Half an Hour Later
Voldemort: 'Eureka, I have it if I do this...makes thinking evil thoughts face.
Harry: 'Some Lord of darkness can't even program a DVD player' sniggers'
All you have to does PLUG IT IN and there it's done"!
Voldemort: 'Yee hee, go away I have evil things to do'.
4 HOURS LATER
Voldemort: 'I Love this movie. DVD stops Voldemort takes it out it says The Swan Princess.
Harry: walking home 'He kidnapped me just to program a DVD player, I thought he was going to kill me'.