Sorry that I haven't been writing for a while my little Chickadees but I just haven't felt any inspiration really. However, the story must go on! Please let me know if you have any funny short snippits I can add in here. You WILL get credit! Promise! For now, sit back, relax, and enjoy this twisted show!

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A stake drove into my chest at every turn no matter how hard I tried to put it off. I heaved a sigh struggling to quell my still aching chest. It's been...how long? Three days? It feels like it's been weeks. I haven't even seen a trace of the Jokers. They didn't even bother trying to come and stop me. My fist tightened around the wrench as I emptily trotted down the city streets blindly looking over the faceless. I can't believe it...

Do I actually miss Joker?

After all of the crap he's put me through? After all of the threats? After all of the freaking near rapes? My heart thudded delightfully painful agreeing to my thoughts. Yeah...it's best if I leave them. After all I'm leaving aren't I? So it's best to leave it like this. A clean cut. My stomach gnawed at my insides reprimanding my worrying thoughts. Ugh...my stomach's been a wreck for a while now. I've barely eaten anything for a few week without throwing it up. I won't worry Mary on it; it's been on and off but for the most part I'm sure it's gone. I'm not the type to really get sick -

THUMP

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I moaned and rolled onto my stomach unable to relief myself of the pounding headache that threatened to destroy me.

"The f*** hit me?" I groaned again in a deep, throaty voice. Ugh...this sucks...was I jumped again? Agh man...Jackie is really going to chew me out for this one. Even after I promised Jackie not to get into any more fights...

This bites.

"F*** it all...how am I going to explain to her that I got into a fight again?" I mused thinking through different situations and coming up empty. They threw the first punch? Yeah right. She'll believe that only if I was burning in hell or something. Oh well. She'll forgive...

...me?

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Why am I in a forest?

The trees towered over me like ravenous claws ready to skewer me alive. The f***? Did whoever jump me throw me into a forest? Well this really bites. Oh well. I achingly forced myself to my feet brushing off the debris that covered my too tight pants. Huh? Why are these so tight on me? Did Jackie shrink them in the wash? Bah...huh? I rummaged a little more through the pockets pulling out some beautiful crinkling green paper.

"Sick! Jackie must have left this in here!" Ha ha~ what an idiot. Now I can go buy some clothes that actually fit me-

"Jackie?" A rather timid voice called out. I glanced over my shoulder spying a cute little petite girl in a blue dress and white apron. Score! Not only money but a cute chick as well? Looks like things are already turning up good for me.

"Hey hot stuff. You lost?" I cockily purred beckoning her out of the bush.

"Jackie?" She asked again with a puzzled swirl hiding behind her bright blue eyes. Oh she's a real cutie.

"Sorry cutie. Jackie's my twin. You know her?" I asked eager to make some sort of connection with her. First win her trust and then lure the unsuspecting lamb into my den~ oh I always love a good game like this. Jackie may want to remain a virgin but that doesn't mean I want to.

"Yeah but...wait, who are you?" She asked finally taking my outstretched hand. A smirk flashed across my face as I yanked her forward thumping her against my broad chest.

"I'm her twin brother, Jay. Would you like to go somewhere fun?" I growled aggressively pecking her on the neck. She shrieked, startled and tried to pull away. I wisely let her dance out of my grasp with a cherry red face and her mouth wide with shock. Cute~ I like screamers.

"J-Jay? B-b-but Jackie doesn't have a brother!" She cried, hurt. Huh? Has Jackie not told her that she has a brother? Makes sense I guess. After all I am quite the player. A grin slipped across my lips as I yanked her forward curving her against me.

"Are you saying I don't exist? That hurts, girlie. How are you going to make up for it?" I dangerously whispered kissing her on the cheek. She tastes good; strawberry soap? A sharp, defiant glare crossed her eyes before brazenly slapping my cheek. I danced out of range holding the stinging reward with a smirk. Rough~ I like it.

"Don't touch me! You're not Jackie!" She spat dashing off into the forest. I sighed, disappointed. Boo, I let my prey escape. Oh well; there's always next time. I turned on my heels heading on the same path my little bunny took.

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"Ah~ so much better." I breathed revealing in the looser clothing I just purchased. Nice, black cargo pants hung loosely with two long strands of fabric falling over my thighs to my knees. A chain swung from my front left hoop to the back hoop and the black shirt did wonders emphasizing my muscular form. Maybe I can go find that little girl and have some fun. But before that...

Why are all of these people missing eyes?

I struggled to settle my nerves as I glanced around the blocks upon blocks full of faceless people. What's confusing is that they can still see and move accordingly. So weird. Oh well. This is just one f***ed up dream that's all.

"Hey Jackie! Ah, are you dressing as a guy again?" A buoyant voice called out. Who dares call my sisters name in such a friendly tone? Is he a potential boyfriend. I glared over my shoulder spying a tall cat eared boy who proudly showed off his muscled stomach. I immediately lightened up. Hah. My sister would never fall so low as to fall for some cosplaying freak. She may look at his muscles but she would never touch.

"Jackie?" He stopped short eyes darting to my chest. What, is my sister that popular here that everyone knows her? Even this cosplaying freak who thinks it's ok to rudely look at her boobs? I mockingly pulled up my shirt letting him see everything.

"Sorry that I got no boobs but I guarantee my d*** is bigger." I sarcastically sneered dropping the fabric. His hair bristled, obviously puzzled by my reaction.

"...A guy?" He said more so in amazement than surprise. I shirked as my dignity took a hit. Do I look that much like a girl? What a pisser!

"What about it? You need more proof?" I growled with a smirk loosening the belt on my pants. His eyes slightly tightened as his hand followed the chain to its end.

"Who are you?" He suspiciously growled eyes turning to fiery hatred rather than fondness. I grinned; yeah, that's right. Hit me. Hate my guts.

Just don't you dare go near my sister.

"I could ask the same thing. But, if you must know, I'm Jackie's brother, Jay." I grinned and pushed past his shocked face.

"Brother...?" What an f***ing stupid a** cat.

"That's right pussy cat. Got a problem?" I don't have time for this. I want to go home. Or maybe I'll just go visit Jackie at her workshop?

"No...well, do you know where Jackie is?" He asked rather cheekily. He still has the guts to chase after her? What an idiot. Wait...I sucked in a quick breath. Jackie is here? In this faceless country?

"Jackie is here?" I hissed, daring him to lie. Where is she? Is she alright? That idiot can't do crap when it comes to things like this.

"Yeah. Hey! I bet she would be pretty pumped to see you. Ah, my name's Boris by the way." The cat purred. I bristled at his rather happy attitude but brushed it aside. I'll play along for now.

"Name's Jay. Alright...then, where would she be? I have no idea where I even am." I admitted. Well, that was an interesting way to make a new friend. Whatever; I'll just use him and then dump his a** once I find Jackie. Or someone more reliable at least.

"You're in wonderland Jay." The kitty purred. My face fell slightly at his words.

Oh he's on drugs. Yeah, great pick Jay.

"Well, she's not at the amusement park so she might be at the circus." He continued looking to a trail that had a pointing sign with large playfully applied letters spelling 'circus'.

"Nah, not the circus." I immediately rejected snorting at the crappy sign. Jackie was never too keen on liking clowns. 'They're stupid' she would always say.

"She works there. Or, used to. I'm not too sure anymore really. Joker really did a number on her lately. I saw her crying earlier and-," My eyes flashed as I lunged forward snatching the cocky cat by the shirt. He stiffened, startled as I shoved him against a tree.

"THEY DID WHAT TO HER?!" I shouted, furious. Faceless freaks passing by whispered and wisely backed away. Whose Joker? What did they do to my sister? I'll beat the s*** right out of them-!

"Huh? Well, t-they made her cry and all but they're dating; or at least they were. She hasn't been around much so-," I shoved him back and spun in a tight circle landing one right in his stupid cat face. He flew back smacking the tree before lithely leaping out of range with wide wild eyes.

"Go near my sister again and I'll beat you until not even a dog will want to f*** around with you!" I spat out venomously before racing down the beaten trail. How dare they...how dare they hurt my sister! I'll make sure he can't even walk I'll beat that son of a b**** so bad!

His a** is mine!

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I breathed fluidly as I hurriedly hiked the path with fists tensed tight in anticipation for his f***ugly face to meet my fist. I'll bloody that b**** up so much he won't even be able to walk for a week. I'll strangle him. I'll rip his d*** clean off.

No one hurts my sister and gets away with it. Not after all of the s*** mother put her through. I curse myself everyday for not having the strength to help her...I shuttered, recalling the awful incident all those years ago with the semi truck. Out for a drink, drunk as a skunk as Jackie carried me home. Never...

I will never forgive myself-!

"Oh? Who are you?" I jumped slightly at the spinning around to see a male clown with heavy duty makeup carrying a number of balloons. Maybe he knows where that f***er is.

"Hey, you work for the circus right? Where's Joker?" I strained my voice struggling to keep the biting hatred out of my tone. I can't let him on that I'm about to slaughter Joker; he'll warn him and then it will take that much longer to find that son of a b****-

"Oh? Did someone call?" A deep, husky voice crooned as two strongly muscle banded arms wrapped around my shoulders, pulling me into a strong and strangely affection embrace. A shiver shot up my spine in disgust as I immediately realized what was happening; he's mistaken me for Jackie. It took all of my effort and concentration not to beat his a** right here and now. There's a witness.

"You, be gone with you." He shooed, making the clown flee faster than necessary out of the vicinity. A grin carved up my cheeks.

Perfect.

"Well now Jackie, to what do I owe this rather fast visit? I thought you would be giving us the cold shoulder for a while after that little incident." Joker purred. My eyes remained locked on the place where the man fled; I need to make sure that he's far enough away so he won't hear this man screaming.

"Even though it was completely you're fault." He growled.

"Jackie...Jackie Jackie Jackie. You have no right to say her name with that filthy f***ing mouth of yours." I hissed with a vicious grin. He's out of range now.

"I beg your-," I immediately latched onto his arm and kicked my foot back throwing the dips*** clear over my shoulder. With a simple twist I forced him onto his stomach mangling his arm to the point of if he moved his entrapped limb would suffer harshly.

"Ah~!" He cried immediately breathing a little harder as I stepped on his back right where his kidney would be.

"Jackie? My dear, what is all of this?" He asked more so puzzled than in pain. I glared right into his blood red eyes as a malicious smirk crawled across my lips.

"My name is Jay. This is for making my sister Jackie cry you little f***er," I hissed right as I twisted his arm to the point of dislocation.

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