Author's Note: Me and my life partner RoyXEd are having smexy phone sex. :
So we're writing a lame, short crack fic. DON'T DO THE DRUGSERS!
RoyXEd- It's where old people go to make out and young people go to die!
yaoiXXX-Where?
RoyXEd- I don't know.
yaoiXXX- I see. We should get highsterss.
RoyXEd- I learned things goodly!
yaoiXXX- Drugsters is badzors! You made me squirt milkzors out of my nose.
RoyXEd- Say no to drugsters. You made me squirt milk out my noodle.
Disclaimer: We only own some milkzorz. And idiocracy.
Shuichi skipped into the room and announced to everyone that he wanted to sleep with them all. Everyone. Except his family and Eiri's family, excluding Tohma and Tatsuah. But he didn't want to sleep with Mika. She was a whore that stopped Tohma from being gay. That is sad, and we should kill her.
"Fifty bucks for your underpants-navy.(1)" Yuki reached around and grabbed Shuichi's cock.
"Aaaa! You twisted my puuubes!"
Then everyone disappeared and they had smexy smex on the living room floor.
Author's Note:
yaoiXXX- Foo. Don't twisty people's pubes.
RoyXEd- I'm eating a dum dum right now.