This is a counter story for astra's story FF8* Characters get enslaved astra is perfectly ok with me writing this story and since I'm her older bro I can beat her up if she tries to sue me=) my mission is to free the FF8 characters she enslaved my story may also have some thing u don't understand and I will try to explain them. If u haven't read astra's story u need to now or u wont know what's going on. and just so u don't get too confused there are a few things u should know like fat people are filled with gravy nothing stinks more than a cat fart and i can fling pens at my sister and hurt her in real life. (Don't ask questions Just except things for how they r). Oh yeah and Rachel is Astra
*Later At Kaleb's Big shiny better than Rachel's Palace*
Kaleb: Its not right that she enslaved everyone we should get a band together and free them
Ryan: Yah I guess so...Why am I with u anyways we don't even know each other in real life.
Kaleb: Cause thats the way Rachel put us in her fic so we have to live with it
Ryan: Oh OK. Another thing why does randi's eyes turn into hearts every time she looks at me
Kaleb: *Rolls eyes* Duh! she has a crush on you she has since like 1st grade
Ryan: Really?! Thats great I love her to that why bit her at recess.
Kaleb: Uh yah. well...whatever
Kaleb: We need to get up a team and destroy Rachel We should get the FF7 people and who else?
Ryan: We need more than them to beat that fatty Rachel?!
Kaleb: Yes for under that fatty exterior lies... well more fat. we need lots of people she could try to sit on us or eat us or something.
Ryan: Hmm Yeah I didn't think about that maybe we SHOULD call some people.
Kaleb: Hmm well Rachel reserved the dbz people so lets get the sailor scouts 1/2 of the tenchi people (she gets the other 1/2) our cats bonnie and Clyde my friend Paul and hmm how about eminem.
Ryan: Why them! Do they have some special abilities!
Kaleb: No I just want them so my sis cant have them.
Phone: ring ring ring
Kaleb: Hello?
Phone: Hello this is Rachel I want yuffie I will trade u Rinoa for her.
Kaleb: Hmmmm ok Rinoa is stronger anyways.
Rachel: Ok I will mail her to you
Kaleb: Ok bye. *cilck*
Kaleb:....Did she just say she would mail her?
Ryan: U know she hates Rinoa
Kaleb: oh yeah well instead of senselessly talking lets go fight Rachel.
*Later at Rachel's house*
Kaleb: Rachel u better let them go or we r going too um....hurt u really really bad
Rachel: oh yeah well try and fight me. Randi and I will kill u
Ryan: *Jumping out from behind Kaleb* Oh Randi my Love come away with me!
Randi: Yes Ryan! lets go away together
And then Ryan and Randi go frolic through a field.
Kaleb: That was disturbing
Rachel: uh Yah it was
Rachel: but now I'm going to eat you!
Kaleb: Nooo! I knew this would happen *Kaleb picks up Bonnie and she lets out a silent but deadly fart*
Rachel: Ewwww! I cant eat you with that smell around
Kaleb: I'm having trouble breathing with that smell around!
Rachel: Take this!*Rachel does a fat fwack which is just backhanding me but since her hands are so fat it hurts bad!*
Kaleb: Nooo! *being thrown against a wall*
Rachel: Mwhahha Now I can enslave everyone!
Cloud: Nooo!
Cloud quickly casts his Richard Simmons materia and blows Rachel away
Rachel ahhh not exercise!
Tifa Uses A phoenix down and revives Kaleb
Goku: How dare u hit our master Rachel Kamahamaha!
Star Healer: Star Sensitive Inferno!
The to powers hit and instead of exploding they both just dissipate
Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Thunder Dragon!
The Dragon attacks all the dbz people and since they can all be defeated is enough electrical power hits them they all die
Rachel: Nooo! U killed them *so Rachel bit a hole in her finger and she shot gravy at everyone*
ahhhhh !!!!
Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper!
The fire hit Rachel's finger and welded the fatness together
Sailor Mercury: I found her weakness we have to try and pop her
Kaleb: Pen flingy power! *Kaleb shot millions of pens that hit Rachel and started popping holes in her*
Then cloud starts using his Richard Simmons materia and barret uses his new gun that fires slim fast drinks.
Rachel: NO! I will kill u all *she takes out the pens and gravy spews everywhere*
Rinoa: She is going to drown the would in gravy.
So Rinoa Uses her sorceress powers and send Rachel to a dimension in which she will be haunted by all the millions of big macs she has eaten in her life
Kaleb: Wow this story isn't very long
Yuffie: its not very funny either
Kaleb: I know I couldn't think of anything and I didn't want the readers to get to confused with mine and Rachel's inside jokes.
Yuffie: Oh well if its over why r we still taking
Kaleb: maybe we are trapped in this fanfic!...Oh wait never mind I just forgot to do something to end it
The End
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