Hey Fanfiction, it's me Thalia Grace. I'm tired of people and satyrs (Grover I mean you) going to coffee shops and taking out their lap tops and reading this all the bogus stuff about me and my fellow hunters. So let's get some stuff straight.
1) I am not or will ever be in a relationship with Nico… EVER! I took a vow to swear off men, I plan on keeping it. Thank you very much.
2) I am not in a homosexual relationship with another hunter.
3) My lady Artemis will NEVER ever have a child, especially with a mortal man! She would never break her vow of maidenhood. Even with all this Greek/ Roman stuff going on. She would never ever have a relationship with a man other than her turning him into a squirrel.
4) I was not in love with Luke. He was my friend and when your friend becomes Kronos and then dies. You're going to be pretty sad and cry.
That's all I have to go kill some monsters and go off and generally be awesome now. Bye.