Title: Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
Characters/Pairing:: Sanzo/Gojyo
Rating/Warnings: M for profanity, implications of m/m sex, and sheer insanity
Disclaimer: Not mine, I don't own
Word Count: Around 150
A/N - Written for the 535 festival at the LiveJournal bad_friends community: Prompt: "Only you can prevent forest fires." Unbeta'd; all mistakes are mine. Modified slightly from the comm version.
Sanzo sees Gojyo tossing a cigarette he's barely stubbed out and which, if he'd bothered to look, he'd notice was still glowing, into the brush.
"Asshole," he grouses, picking up the stub carefully at the unlit end because he's not a total fuckup like this idiot, and waves the still smoldering butt in the redhead's face. "Make sure your cigarette's out before you fucking toss it away like that," he says, frowning with his other hand on his hip. "Only you can prevent forest fires."
Gojyo looks at him in shock, then he wraps his arms loosely around Sanzo's shoulders and starts laughing. "You are so fuckin' hysterical, man. I never had you pegged as a nature lover."
They're far away enough from the others that Sanzo feels free to respond, "I'm traveling with a monkey and I'm shagging your kappa ass, aren't I?"