Hey everybody! It's your favorite merc with a mouth Deadpool here! So basically, Gamer95 can't think of a good way to open his story without making it suck. Here's what happens. Zoey, Mike, Brick, Cameron and Dawn all moved to Japan and have to go to a Japanese school where everybody speaks English because all Japanese people speak English. Oh, and Mike still has MPD. The author's a dumbass. So they all go to the same school. And this is their story... A story of children's card games...

Deadpool, get the hell out of my story!

Oh crap! Busted! Enjoy the story, people.

"So what class do you guys have?" Mike asked as he looked at his schedule.

"Looks like we all have the same classes, Mike." Cameron said with a raised eyebrow.

"How convenient." Dawn said with a smile.

"Well, we'd better go to class. It would be disrespectful if we were late on the first day." Brick said. And so they went to their very first class.

In Nameless Teacher Man's classroom

"Hello class." The teacher entered. He then started the roll call.

"Bakura!"

"I say, hello old chap!"

"Brick!"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Cameron!"

"Present, sir!"

"Dawn!"

"Greetings, fellow citizen of the universe!"

"Joey!"

"Word to yo momma!"

"Krillin!"

"Here!"

"Absent."

"I SAID HERE GODAMMIT! I CAN'T PASS THIS DAMN GRADE IF YOU DON'T STOP MARKING ME ABSENT EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY GODDAMN DAY!"

"Will Krillin ever come to school?"

"He's right there, sir." Brick pointed out.

"Quiet, Brick.

"Yes sir."

"Mike!"

"I'm here!"

"Seto!"

"I'm rich!"

"Tea!"

"FRIENDSHIP FOR THE FREAKING WIN YAAAAY!"

"Tristan!"

"I like pudding!"

"Yugi!"

"Main character right here!"

"Zoey!"

"Here!"

After he finished calling the names, the teacher cleared his throat. "All right, we have an exchange student who wants to finish high school so he can get a good job. Please help me welcome Achmed." And then... a living skeleton entered the room.

"Hello infidels!" Achmed greeted. "I am ready to learn things at this establishment you call a "School!" There was a long silence. Then most of the class screamed. Achmed looked around in shock. "IT'S BECAUSE I'M DEAD, ISN'T IT?!" His question went unanswered as half of the class ran out the door in fear. "YOU RACIST BASTARDS!"

"This...is...fascinating!" Cameron said as he approached Achmed. Achmed looked up wide-eyed at the bubble boy. "How do you remain living as an undead figure? Do you still have the need to eat? How do you speak so clearly without lips?"

"Um...I dunno man, what the hell." Achmed muttered.

"My name is Cameron. Nice to meet you, Achmed." Cameron stuck out his hand. Achmed looked back and forth between Cameron's hand and face. "Um...okay." Cameron pulled his hand back. After the teacher convinced everyone to come back, they all started either talking or playing card games. Cameron raised his hand.

"Um...sir? When do we start work?" Then it was as if time had stopped. Everyone except Achmed and his friends turned to look at Cameron wide-eyed. Then, after what seemed like ages, they all burst into uncontrollable laughter. The teacher was laughing so hard that he was on the ground rolling. Then the principal entered.

"What's going on in here?" He asked.

"H-He thinks we actually do SCHOOLWORK!" The teacher said, pointing at Cameron before bursting into laughter again.

"HAHAHAHA! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!" The principal said, clutching at his sides.

"Wh-what did I say?!" Cameron exclaimed in confusion.

"I have no idea, Cam." Zoey said, equally confused.

"So I...DON'T have to do anything? ...Will I still graduate?" Achmed asked. Mike suddenly gasped.

"Dooogh, these darn whippersnappers! Back in my day, we were only allowed to laugh once every two weeks!" Chester exclaimed before turning back into Mike. The class spent an hour laughing before finally calming down, leaving five confused people and a confused skeleton.

"Silly Cameron!" Yugi said, patting Cameron on the head. "Why would we do SCHOOL WORK at SCHOOL?" Yugi said. Then he shook his head in amusement. "Silly Cameron."

"Okay, class." The teacher said, breathing heavily. "Do your thing." Cameron shrugged and immediately started asking Achmed questions about his biology.

"So you guys are Canadian, eh?" Joey asked, turning to Brick, Zoey, Mike and Dawn.

"Yes." Zoey nodded.

"Awesome." Joey grinned. Then he turned to Mike. "Hey, what was up with the old man impression? Do you have different personalities or somethin'?" Mike gulped and Zoey jumped to his defense.

"So what if he does?" She asked sternly.

"Hey now! He didn't mean anything by it!" Yugi said in his friends defense. "Heck, this school is full of weirdos! Tristan has the brain of a Tristan..."

"And you see, Tristan, that is how you tie your shoes." Brick said to Tristan with a smile.

"Hooray! I'm a man!" Tristan said proudly.

"Krillin can't get past the 10th grade because the teachers hate him for no reason..."

Krillin was getting an aura reading from Dawn, when all of a sudden the teacher "accidentally" dropped a brick on his head, knocking him to the floor.

"Oops. Sorry." The teacher walked away, leaving a groaning Krillin and a very concerned Dawn. ...What, you think I'm gonna waste an "Owned" count on this sorry excuse for a chapter?

"And now we have a dead man in our class." Yugi said.

"How are you able to move without hurting yourse-" Cameron didn't get to finish.

"Silence!" Achmed snapped, glaring at Cameron. "I keel you!"

"So yeah. Just don't cut into too much of my screentime and we cool." Mike sighed in relief.

"Thanks for understanding." He smiled.

"Hey guys! Brick taught me how to count to ten!" Tristan said cheerfully.

"Tristan, you already know how to count to six billion." Yugi replied.

"Well it's the thought that counts." Tristan said defensively.

"It was my pleasure, soldier." Brick saluted.

"My dad used to be a soldier! Until he got fired for blowing up half the base." Tristan said.

"Hey, I did that once!" Achmed said. Mike and Zoey backed up slightly, looking creeped out. "Oh come on! Just because I'm dead does not mean I'm a bad guy!" Achmed reasoned.

"Yeah guys, he's actually really interesting!" Cameron reasoned. "So what kind of base did you blow up?"

"The suicide bomber facility." Achmed replied casually. Everyone stared at him in horror except Dawn and backed away.

"Y-you weren't one of them...were you?" Cameron asked.

"Yeah..." Achmed said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "It runs in the family! Now if only I was good at it..."

"I feel like I should be attacking you right now..." Brick said, glaring at Achmed, causing him to back away nervously. "Not that I will, as long as you don't try anything funny."

"So I can't tell any knock-knock jokes?" Achmed asked.

"He didn't mean it like that." Zoey replied.

"Oh. Okay. Knock-knock." Achmed said.

"Who's there?" Tristan replied.

"Me. I keel you." Achmed answered, then started laughing.

"That wasn't funny." Brick said flatly.

"I know." Achmed said sadly.

"Don't worry. His aura tells me he wouldn't hurt a fly." Dawn said with a smile, applying a bandage to Krillin's head.

"But it is my calling in life to be a terrorist." Achmed said almost sadly. "I will continue my family's legacy."

"Sounds to me like your family's legacy is terrible." Krillin said.

"You would think that, considering you're an infidel." Achmed replied with a shrug. Dawn frowned at the skeleton and shook her head. Then Tea approached.

"Hey guy- [GAAAAAASP]" She immediately got right into Zoey's face with a huge creepy grin and wide eyes. "Neeeeew friiiieeeeeeends." Zoey backed away slowly, chuckling nervously.

"Tea! No! Down girl!" Yugi scolded, spraying Tea with a water can.

"Sorry. I got carried away." Tea said with a smile.

"So who are these new friends you're referring to?" Joey asked.

"Them." Tea replied, gesturing to Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Brick, Dawn, Achmed and Krillin.

"Tea! You can't just force someone to be your friend!" Yugi scolded. "They have to agree to be your friend first."

"I'm game." Zoey said with a shrug.

"Yeah, same." Mike replied.

"Okay." Cameron said.

"Yes ma'am." Brick saluted.

"Friends? I guess so..." Achmed said.

"Okay. Sounds good to me. I haven't seen my old friends in years." Krillin shrugged.

"I will join your group." Dawn smiled. "And what is this "Screen time" you're so worried about, Yugi?"

"Wh-wha? How-" Yugi began.

"It's in your aura." Dawn said.

"Aura? What the hell do you mean?" Yugi asked.

"Oh, you'll understand." Dawn said.

"Ooh! What does my aura say?" Joey asked.

'Um...the first thing I'm getting is that you're rather selfish." Dawn replied. Joey fell over like the anime character he is and everyone laughed. And thus ends the absolute worst first chapter I've ever written in my entire life.