~Kagurella and The Sadistic Prince~ (Might change title)
Hi everyone!
Wow it's been honestly years since I've written a fanfic. The last Okikagu I wrote, Sougo VS Sadaharu was when I was in high school O_O time sure flys.
Well anyway this is me trying (note trying) to write another one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama or any of the characters!
Hope you enjoy ^_^
Chapter 1: Valentine's Day is for Losers.
Kagura P.O.V
The young Yato girl regarded the long streams of fidgeting and blushing women, who cradled or rather crushed the same delicately wrapped square packages to their chests.
Kagura didn't get it.
So later that day she decided to ask Otae.
The two walked through the streets to Edo in the warm afternoon air.
"Anego, why are they walking so weird aru? Do they have diarrhea or something aru?" She asked while munching on sunboku
The older young women regarded the vermillion haired girl with a small sweat drop. "Today is Valentines Day Kagura chan."
"Valen Tines aru? Must have been some special person to make women constipated aru" she shrugged indifferently.
"No,no Kagura chan, Valentines Day is when a girl gives chocolate to the boy she likes.". Otae pointed to a happy couple embracing.
Kagura blinked uncomprehending.
She watched as another women approached from behind and promptly beat the man over the head with a large heart shaped box.
"Shusuke! How could you! You said I was the only one!"
"Maria san this isn't what it looks like!"
They ignored the sound of girlish screams coming from the alley.
Now folks Kagura being a Yato, has a brain that processes things differently...
Valentine's Day- love- fighting- love of fighting -cue dinging noise-
"Ah! It's a day to beat your rival aru!" Her face lit up like a Christmas tree.
"No Kagura chan that's not-" Otae began.
"So I have to give the Sadist something aru!"
Otae blinked, "you're going to give Okita san something, Kagura chan?"
"Uh huh aru!" The young girl ran off at such a speed she was only a blur.
Otae smiled with relief. Never realizing that Kagura had completely misunderstood.
Normal P.O.V
Gintoki and Shinpachi were lazing around when Kagura came breezing in.
She tackled Gin who had promptly been drinking strawberry milk while digging for gold.
"Gin chan, Gin chan, Gin chan aru!" She shook him back and forth as the older male regarded her with a blank look.
"What's wrong Kagura chan?" Shinpachi acquired confused by her gleeful bouncing.
"What should I get Sadist for Valentines Day aru?!"
Both their mouths fell open.
Gintoki being the level headed one, peeled Kagura off of him and threw her into the closet.
He grabbed Shinpachi by his collar and dragged him behind the couch. "Shinpachi kun. The day has finally come."
"You mean where Kagura and Okita san forget about their hatred and form a loving bond?"
Gintoki shook his head at the pair of glasses he was holding. "No it's where I finally get rid of her"
"Gin san... Please stop referring to me by my glasses..."
"Ma ma Shinpachi kun, no time for specifics"
"I'm over here!"
"Anyway, we can't blow this. That kid has been drinking my strawberry milk when she thought I wasn't looking! -dark aura started to form around him- how much do you think those tax robbers would give us for her?"
"Gin san... Why does it always seem like your trying to get rid of Kagura in TsundereCuriosity's stories?"
{Gin and Author shrug}
"Kagura chan! You know what you have to do. Angle your hips to the side, pout your lips and say, Sougo kyun, I'm yours." He demonstrated looking like a run over fish, that was slapped by a semi, while Shinpachi had a darkening shadow over his eyes.
Kagura nodded not understanding, she did the same thinking it some kind of fighting stance.
She twisted her boots, pursed her lips and smiled while whispering in a childlike voice with an anime blush and sparkles, "S-Sougo kyun... I'm yours."
"Mm, perfect."
"OIIIIIIII! OKITA SAN WILL BE ARRESTED, HE WILL HAVE TO ARREST HIMSELF! WE'LL BE THROWN IN JAIL!"
"Ma ma, Shinpachi kun you think too much. He's a lolicon he'll buy it."
"THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM!.
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End of Chapter 1 ^_^
Please rate and review and let me know if this a lost cause or if you guys want me to continue.
Sorry is any characters were OOC -_- I'm a bit rusty, it's been awhile.
Thanks for reading :) (also if you have any suggestions for a title change I'm more than happy to listen )
-TsundereCuriosity