Once upon a time, there was this one really interesting storyteller.
Varia © Amano Akira
Little folk and fanfiction ©
Summary: The Varia are taking care of these little kids, they ask Levi A Than to tell them a story.
"Mr. Levi?" A little girl asked Levi A Than, he turned to see the smallest person in the Varia household.
"Yeah?" Levi A Than asked.
"Will you tell us a story?" She requested.
Levi A Than looked confused, him tell a story? But Mammon said they need money and the only way to get money is to make the little folk happy; so Levi A Than said:
"Once upon a time there was one really really stupid pig, named Lussuria, a really stupid pig, named Squalo-"
"Vooooooii! I'm not really stupid, Levi!" screamed Squalo.
"Shut up, I'm telling a story, here." Levi commented back, "Anyway, and a stupid pig, named Belphegor-"
"Ushishishi, what are you talking about, Levi? I'm a genius…" Belphegor interrupted.
"Shut up, Bel." Levi demanded, "The really really stupid pig made a house out of straw. One day the wolf, Mammon, went Lussuria's house with a gun and said, 'Give me your money.' Then Mammon shot Lussuria, and he died."
"Ya! How mean, Levi!" Lussuria cried, "Make me die first!"
"Yes…" Mammon whispered, "I like this story, keep going Levi."
"Okay," Levi kept going, "The really stupid pig made a house out of sticks. One day the wolf, Mammon, came to Squalo's house and did the exact same thing he did with Lussuria."
"Poor Mr. Squalo and Mr. Lussuria…" A little boy said.
"Yeah sure," Xanxus mumbled, "Carry on Levi A Than."
"Yes boss." Levi said, "Then the stupid pig made a castle out of a brick-"
"Ushishishi…" Belphegor laughed.
"Shut up, Bel." Xanxus commanded.
"Yes boss…"
Levi A Than looked around to see if there were anymore interruptions; since not he kept on going; until a little boy blurted:
"What gonna happen to Mr. Bel-Bel…Bel?"
Levi A Than was getting irritated, "I was getting to that little boy…Anyway, so yeah the stupid pig made a castle, and then the wolf came again and did the same exact thing-"
Levi A Than was yet again interrupted by the gasps of little folk.
And so, he started again, "But, the bullets did not damage the castle and then Mammon ran out of bullets."
The little ones started cheering and saying "Mr. Bel didn't die!"
Levi A Than was finally able to officially end the story, but things never go as planned.
"Ushishishi…" Said the most annoying prince in the world, "Because I'm a prince…"
Everyone left because the story was over; expect the little girl that was smaller than everyone else.
"What do you want?" Levi A Than rudely asked the little girl.
"You didn't end the story, Mr. Levi." The little girl timidly told him.
Levi sighed and whispered, "And he lived happily ever after…"
The little girl smiled a huge smile, showing off her dimples. Then asked Levi: "Mr. Levi could you tell me a story about a prince and his princess?"
Levi rolled his eyes but sat down to get to the little girl's level, "Another one?" The little girl nodded shyly, "Okay." He sighed cupped his hand so only they would hear and then started up their secret story, "Once upon a time there was an evil witch named Xanxus, who wanted to rid her land of this one lady named Sqaulo Superbi…."