A Night to Remember

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A/N: THis is just a random plot that I thought up. Hope you like it.

How could I have been so stupid? I mean I'm muggle-born, we're practically taught these things from birth! Well, okay, maybe not birth…but close enough! AND I'm Head Girl I'm supposed to set an example for the rest of the school! Hmm…I wonder if this is what it's like to be Pansy…hmph! Not as bad as I thought.

Every time I'm doing something that evolves absolutely zero brainpower, I zone out completely and my mind wanders back to that fateful night. Why did he have to have to get Head Boy? Out of all the people in seventh year, and Dumbledore goes and chooses him! The Bloody Ferret! No…Wait, Not good enough! The bloody, gorgeous, sexy, blonde ferret! Ahhh much better! Urgh! I have so fallen for him! Him and his sexy smirk!

God my mind is so jumbled that you'd think that someone had put it through a blender. If only someone could read my thoughts. Oh they'd wonder how I could string two words together never mind the technical mumbo-jumbo-garble that I do come out with.

Urgh! Where is this girl? Seriously! She pops up whenever you're trying to study. Well okay she pops up when I want to study, which is practically all the time, but she is never around when you need her. Typical Weasley!

"Good God Ginny! You scared the crap outta me!" And Typical Weasleys always sneak up on you when you are in an important train of thought!

"Hiya Hermione!" Ginny began conversationally. "Eh, Hermione why would you need one of these?"

Oh Crap! Why couldn't she be thick like a typical Weasley as well! Oh Crap! Gotta bullshit, gotta bullshit, gotta bullshit! Erm… think think think!

"Erm…They aren't for me… they are for…my…friend." Yes Hermione believable answer. Ten Points. NOT!

"She got really…drunk and can't remember what happened so I thought it would be best if she checked." That's better! "You know…just in case."

"Do you know who with?" Ahhh Ginny, ever the gossiper, more so than Lavender and Parvati put together.

"No not sure. All I know is that it was someone from Slytherin." Ooh her eyes nearly popped out of her head! Teeheehee. "Kk Gin. I gotta go now bubi!" God she did so not buy that.

I wonder how many she got. One or two? Hopefully two or three. God what happens if they are all the same all with the wrong answer? God what will I do? Concealment charm? Throw myself down the stairs? Or better yet the Astronomy tower! Okay got a plan! Oh God! How did I get myself in to this horrible mess in the first place? Really, Gryffindor princess, falling for the Slytherin Prince! McGonagall will be so proud!

Okay what do I do with this thing? Erm…I think I pee on the stick and then wait for a word to come up. Well, that's easy enough, I think. I wonder what Malfoy will say when he finds out that I'm carrying his baby. Oh wait I know, SHIT! Teeheehee! Okay. All I have to do now is wait 3 minutes until this word pops up and Ginny (useless Weasley) only got me one! I mean my 'friend' one! Like how much of a tight-arse is she?

2 minutes left to go. That reminds me of a song I've heard before. What was it? Erm…Minutes left? No. Minute warning? No. Ooh wait I got it! Four minute warning! I like that song.

Shit one minute left now. What am I gonna do if it's positive? I can't remember what my plan was from earlier. Dam my empty headedness! Em… I guess if it's positive I'll just have to tell Dr-Malfoy. I did not say Draco. Nope that was not me!

Crap! Times up. Oh God oh God oh God.

Who the hell is banging on the bathroom door? Hello making a life changing action here!

"Hermione? Granger? Open this door now!" Draco practically screamed through the door.

"Draco I'm in the bathroom! Wait till I'm done!"

"No. It's not that, I want to know the result!"

"What?" Okay I was so not expecting that. "Draco…I don't know."

"Please Hermione. If you are I promise I'll look after you …forever." Oh God he had me at Please Hermione! God why am I opening this door?

Ooh didn't expect Draco to come in and snog me senseless, but who am I to complain?

"Draco the result is…" Oh my God. "The result is that-" Deep breath now. "I'm Pregnant."

A:N: Hello! Please reveiw and tell me what you think! Even if you find the need to send flames, Express your anger! Don't keep it all bottled up, not healthy: D