Heya! This is something me and Cyraxis came up with on the coach. It's very out of character, but that's the way it's meant to be. This chapter is when Silas gets a parrot, you can probably guess what happens but we hope to make you snigger…at least. Tell me if you think its any good but clicking on that review button…sexy…
Silas was lonely. He was as lonely as a lost sock…that was random…so one day a simply BRILLIANT idea hatched.
"I'm getting myself a pet!"
He walked into the pet store, avoiding curious stares from children, adults and pigeons. The shop assistant was playing bingo with a squid when Silas tapped him on the shoulder. The shop assistant looked up…then looked back down again at the squid.
Silas was rather unnerved "excuse me Sir, I want a pet." That generally IS what you go into the PET store for, Silas.
The Albino stared at the man and repeated himself.
"Oh, yes, young man," squeaked the shop assistant waddling to the counter "Follow me"
So, Silas followed.
Quarter of an hour later, the Albino…assassin…monk…catholic…man walked out of the store with a chirping box. Yes, ever so manly, holding…a chirping box… proper sexy…
He got back to the Opus Dei center and unpacked the box and its contents, rather rough handedly. Out of the box fell a parrot; it happened to have a broken neck from being shaken around on the journey home.
Silas, when the man said "don't shake the box", I think he might have meant it.
The parrot sat quietly on its stand, its neck a little…askew. Silas bent down and stared at it. He was face to face with the parrot and a boyish grin spread from ear to ear on his face.
"I'm going to call you A.P.T.I.N.W.A.C." that stands for "A Parrot That I Named With Amazing Creativity"
The parrot sat.
And sat.
And sat.
And yes, you've guessed it, sat.
Silas got bored and lonely, so he reached for his only friend… " The discipline" you know the knotted rope that he swings over his back…that was the que for scary music…dun, dun DUN!
"Pain is good, Silas, pain is good" he reached for the rope "pain is good"
"PAIN IS GOOOOOD! PAIN IS GOOOOOD!" squawked a…squawky kind of voice. Silas, at that time was naked and covered himself up using a very sexy pink teacosy.
"Who the! Censored! was that?" he cried looking around wildly.
The parrot was staring at him with his freakishly beady black eyes.
Silas removed the teacosy and reached again for the discipline…
"PAIN IS GOOOOOD!" the phantom voice called…yes, you may have already guessed it was the Parrot, Silas is a little…special…so he hasn't realized yet…
Silas turned again to the discipline and heard it for the second time now. He caught A.P.T.I.N.W.A.C in action.
"PAIN IS GOOOOOD! SILAS, PAIN IS GOOOOO!"
"Right," mumbled Silas as he reached for his sexy teacosy, "I will teach you what REAL pain is…"Little darling, aren't you Silas?
The Albino walked menacingly over to the parrot and said: "Don't you play games with me Mr.! I know it was you, so own up!"
Outside the door, Bishop Aringarosa stood listening to every word.
"Don't you look at me like that! You can say sorry right now!" he heard Silas saying. "That's more like it!...Does this teacosy go with my eyes?"
What the hell? Was Silas going mental? The Bishop burst in.
"Oh, bishop!" said Silas remembering he had a teacosy covering his…er…yeah…
"Silas? What is that THING?"
"Er…it's a parrot, Father," he said trying to redeem himself "I bought it, and er…I was er…talking to it?"
"Silas, I'm not talking about the bird, I on about…THAT" He pointed to the teacosy.
Silas hesitated "It's…er to cover my…um…" He broke off and turned bright red. I don't actually know IF albinos can blush, anyways…
":) Censored!" The parrot finished.
"Bloody Bird" Silas cursed.
"Don't take the pee out of that Parrot!"
"What?" Silas asked in a stupid state. "Taking the P out of parrot would leave you with an "arrot"…" he thought to himself.
"I," sang the Bishop, "Think, it's sexy"
Silas was astounded! "Do you mean the Parrot or the teacosy!"
Odd huh? Hoped you liked it a much as I did writing it. If you need anymore information on how to adjust the brightness of your robotic brother please send you details to- Robotic Brothers co. um…yeah anyway…please review!
Nyviay xxx